Musings of a Maniac

2010 - A Year of Grievances

As we approach the end of 2010, many small town bitter Americans clinging to their guns, religion and bigotry are commencing their "holiday" celebrations even though it is fucking Christmas.  A matter of fact no other major holiday occurs during this period other than made up ones like Kwanzaa or trumped up ones like Hanukkah, unless you consider New Year's a holiday, which gets me to grievance Number 1.

1.    2011.  As all the fat stupid slobs gather around the table to stuff themselves like a Democrat at a Wall Street fundraiser, they will all be chattering like the Who's in Whoville about how we have so much to look forward to as 2011 approaches.  But what they don't ever realize after years of the same pathological pattern is that any resolution you make will be broken by February.  Therefore, for those who claim they will stop drinking or lose weight or find a new love or career, you are kidding yourselves. If you think somehow the change in your calendar will improve your sorry lot, you are sadly mistaken.  2010 was indeed a rotten year, but how is that different from the last decade in this declining country some like to the U.S. of KKK to quote Reverend Wright.  Amerika is truly finished and if anything is further prove of that, it is the latest actions we have seen from the Pilousy Congress as it faces its final death rattle.

2.    The Republican Party.  There are many people out there who thought that voting for the hapless Republican Party would somehow send a message to the empty suit with a thin resume that they had had enough of his Marxist Dictatorship.  Instead, Piglousy and Company have played the old men of the GOP like a fiddle.  Instead of blocking every thing Obama wanted just out of spite, they acceded to his demands in exchange for a two year extension of Bush's ill conceived and poorly designed tax cuts.  Instead of letting all the assholes who voted for the Black Jesus suffer the wrath of the IRS with higher taxes, they agreed to another trillion dollar stimulus, a meaningless treaty that will neuter our military, not to mention bankrupt all the defense contractors who make their fortunes developing meaningless weapons that we will never use.  At least we can breath a sigh of relief that the military will start its own Project Runway reality show now that Don't Ask, Don't Tell has been repealed.

3.  Scott Brown and his ilk.  None of the above would have happened if it was not for Senators like Scott Brown.  As we recall, Brown was the guy who replaced the murdering drunk, Fat Dead Ted Kennedy, in the Senate.  His victory was to usher in a stern warning to Reid and Piglousy.  Health care reform was dead on arrival they said.  Well, as it turns out, Brown did nothing to end the destruction of the American health care system and he has consistently voted with the Democrats on major issues in an effort to get re-elected in Massachusetts.  What else should we expect from a guy who posed naked in Cosmopolitan magazine?  His horrible daughter, Ayla, the Princess of Privilege, appeared on American Idol years ago and butchered her rendition of Unwritten so badly it made Al Gore even more impedent than was possible.  Now he sits in the Senate acting like a typical politician looking for a free lunch from lobbyists and Wall Street fat cats.  This supposed symbol of the Tea Party Movement shows us that Piglousy was right about the astroturf.  Now these morons have circled around the Alaskan moose killer as if she is the second coming of Christ. 

4. Sarah Palin. Prior to being selected by McNasty as a Vice Presidential candidate, no one ever even heard of this crazy bitch.  Now, she is being touted as the populist firebrand who will revive the GOP to its Reaganite glory.  Ronald Reagan had a long career in Hollywood, became Governor of California and ran for President four times before obtaining the nomination.  He spent years learning about politics and never appeared on National TV clubbing a Halibut to death.  As President, he inspired a nation that was mired in malaise as consequence of 60 years of the New Deal and Great Society.  Even his enemies greatly admired him as a consequence of his strong leadership skills.  And somehow this nitwit who doesn't even read a newspaper is going to replace him.  I think not.  Ronald Reagan collapsed the Berlin Wall and left the Soviet Union in the ash heap of history. Sarah Palin had a retard kid and should go back to raising him instead of running around the country in Nieman Marcus attire making one stupid syntax error after the next.  I can't think of anyone more unqualified to lead this country.

5.  B. Hussein Obama.  Ooops.  I forgot about the Black Jesus, who is an even bigger moron than Sarah Palin.  Big Momma Clinton and Joe Plagiarize Biden correctly noted that this empty suit was all talk and no substance.  The last two years have more than proven that he is an incompetent.  Let's recall the BP Oil spill where his excuse was:  "What am I supposed to do?  Suck it up with a straw!"  Not really loser, how about growing a dick.  If he can't do that, he could use the First Beast's penis.  Obambi can read from a teleprompter with eloquence, but in the end results matter and his sorry record in office is a disgrace and embarrassment. Americans are suffering with record unemployment and staggering debt.  Abroad our allies view Obama as an apologetic buffoon and our enemies are emboldened by his weakness. He is an elitist swine who road the affirmative action train to colleges he was unqualified to attend and a job he can't handle.  America rewarded his efforts by electing 63 Republicans to the Congress, a historical record, even though the GOP has been fully discredited as a lighter version of the Democrat Party.

Thus, when the NY Times and MSNBC goes hog wild about Palin's stupidity, they should remember how much they lauded this unmitigated failure.  His intellect is about as deep as a conversation at a Beverly Hills Nail Salon.  The Soviet style of economics was a proven failure, yet he and Reverend Wright still cling to this discredited ideology,  He is indeed a race baiter as indicated by his uncanny need to accuse all his critics of racial bias, even though none of them spent 20 years in Reverend Wright's church, let alone referred to his grandmother as a "typical white person."  He wrote in his Memoir that he wanted to expuge all the white blood from his body.  Wouldn't it be nice if he would just shut the fuck up and went away?  Ronald Reagan has been viewed as one of the Greatest Presidents of the 20th Century, even by historians who are mostly leftist.  Obama will be lucky if he ends up in at the bottom of the second tier like Bill Clinton.

6.  The Obesity Epidemic. Americans are indeed fat as houses.  They suck off the teet of the welfare state for generations and wonder why Little Johnny has an LDL level higher than his IQ.  In effort to save the fatties, assholes like Bloomberg ban trans fats and salt.  Taking his mantle of arrogance is the fattest First Lady since the Blueberry, Barbara Bush.  Michelle is ugly, large and unsightly.  The last thing we need is someone with her fat ass telling us how to feed our children.  Tell her to spend some time with those two brats and stay the fuck out of our meals.  Sharta and Malaria attend private schools for wealthy retards who are too good for public schools.  Instead of being coddled, those two bitches should have their jaws wired shut instead of eating 2,000 calories of vegan cupcakes. 

7. Cupcakes.  Ever since that horrible show on HBO, Sex In the City, where the tramps who acted like single men scoffed down cupcakes at Magnolia's in the Village, we have seen more cupcake stores than I care to count.  I don't know about you, but I fucking hate cupcakes.  If I want something sweet, I'll eat some cake as Marie Antoinette suggested many moons ago.  Cupcakes are the ultimate fatty treat.  It makes all these cows feel like they are having a small indulgence, when in truth, most of these oinkers can't just stop at one.  If I see one more Goddamn cupcake store, I promise I will burn it down.  Leave it to Hollywood to start a nauseating trend like that.

8.  Gwyneth Paltrow. Her recent movie where she plays a drug addicted country singer makes me steam with rage.  This arrogant whore has made one remark after the next about how unwashed American are and then she chooses a uniquely American genre to stage a comeback to her crappy acting career.  This former friend of Madonna went to Spence on the Upper East Side of Manhattan where she was famous for giving head to Irish youths in the back of a car.  Thus, why this gutter snipe sperm burping pig things she can play a country singer is beyond me?  When someone becomes so insufferable that not even Madonna can stand her, you know there has to be something wrong with her. Fuck her and the horse she road in on.   I so want to see her get the same treatment as the Dixie Chicks.

9.  Heath Ledger.   If there is any Hollywood figure who is more overrated than Paltrow, it has got to be this son of a bitch.  Christian Bale was so much better in Batman Returns than this drug addict piece of shit, it is not even funny.  Although he died before 2010, this creep still pisses me off.  Thus, he gets an honorary spot on my list of grievances year after year.  Some drug addict who was selfishly fulfilling his depraved needs instead of raising his daughter is no one to cry about.  He outdoes Elizabeth Edwards and Ted Kennedy in annoying. Screw him!!  Not only was he a bad actor, he was an even worse person.  Instead of cleaning up his act and getting it together for his kid, this little bitch stuffed himself with drugs and gets rewarded with an Oscar.  Burn in Hell!!!

10.  Brooklyn, New York.  When Heath and Michelle Williams moved Brooklyn, they started a trend that continues to this very day.  White elitist Manhattan assholes who work at investment banks and Wall Street law firms move to Brooklyn trying to be hip and destroy America's fourth largest city.  Everyone remembers Brooklyn from the days of Welcome Back Carter.  It was the humble borough that was home to immigrants, the working class and African-Americans.  It was the true New York where those looking to make it started off before venturing to Long Island and New Jersey.  Now, it has been infiltrated with a most noxious form of humanity, which Katy Perry so eloquently portrays in her song, Ur So Gay. In the immortal words of my big breasted muse:

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

Now, I must conclude my list of grievances and get back to celebrating this joyous CHRISTMAS season.  I hope that next year will be even more miserable than 2010 so that I can come up with twenty, rather than ten, grievances.  America truly makes me sick and the way this holiday is destroyed by the crass crony capitalism of Wall Street and Madison Avenue only adds fuel to my fire. 

While you are enjoying your turkey and sausage, I hope a Sugar Plum Ferry sticks an candy cane up your fat ass!!

No Sharta and Malaria, there is No Santa Claus!

Guess what you misty eyed miscreants who are running around like drowned rats as you prepare for your holiday feasts in your oblivious and hedonistic frenzy?  There is no Christmas in an Obamanation.  There is no Hanukkah!  There isn't even Kwanzaa, the made up holiday that no one is quite sure about, except some radical Marxist Professor at CUNY who created the hole charade so that the Black Panthers could have a celebration along with the Christians and Jews.  Instead of standing under the mistletoe, I want to take some of that prickly crap and shove up the rectum of all the Goddamn fools who think that this is a time to celebrate.

We have an unemployment rate of 9.8% and the largest level of long-term unemployment since the Great Depression.  But we are supposed to rejoice with glee because the supposedly freedom loving conservatives forced the socialist empty suit into keeping tax rates at the same rate they have been for the last ten years.  Indeed, I am referring to the supposed Bush Tax cuts, which were poorly designed and did not nothing to stimulate economic growth, except for Wall Street assholes like the crook, George Soros. 

Soros was a Nazi collaborator in Hungary and is an economic war criminal of the highest order.  Even the French, who protect every criminal mind you can think of, won't allow this piece of garbage in their country because of his insider trading.  Yet, Soros visits Obama's White House frequently.

Instead of keeping the Bush tax rates, they should have withered on the vine for all.  After all, Obama promised over and over again in 2008 that he was going to eliminate them for the rich, which to Democrats means anyone who earns over $1 per year.  America bought hope and change in 2008 and now they should have to pay for it.  Thus, the best the Tea Party has done for this country is bailout all the assholes who voted the intellectually incapacitated affirmative action President.

America wanted wealth redistribution, but now they are seeing the results.  Instead of burning down the Capital with Pigously chained to her desk and botox needles shoved up her ass, they chose lumpy white Republicans to save the day.  Did anyone watch that spray tanned chain smoking Boehner cry like a girl on 60 Minutes?  Does anyone think that is going to save us from our own sloth and stupidity?  Instead of a cold hearted bitch prancing around the Capital shoving her gavel up Barney Frank's ass, we get the Ohio version of the Situation as Speaker, without the abs, of course.

America needs to learn a lesson once and for all for listening to the NY Times and the elite media.  The Bush rates not only should expire, they should be increased by 50% for all until most of the income goes to build roads and bridges, which will collapse when fat assed Americas drive over them in their gas guzzling SUVs.  In exchange for this tax deal, the weak kneed GOP accepted another trillion in stimulus in order to save the Titanic some like to call America.

Supposedly, this deal will create 1 million jobs.   Don't we all recall how the first stimulus was supposed to keep unemployment at 8%.  How many times can America buy the Brooklyn Bridge, which should be detonanted so that fewer white leftists can move their and uproot long-standing immigrant and African-American communities with their organic food coops and bicycle riding? 

I have had it listening to Wall Street rejoice as the Bush tax rates continue in place.  Why should they?  Let the capital gains rates get to 80% so that arrogant Wharton MBAs can get thrown to the wolves in the same manner that middle America has gotten the shaft for the last 60 years by the elites who run this country.  I can't wait for the next financial collapse, which is not long off with the massive debt we are accumulating.  I hope America puts all this in their fucking egg nog and chokes on it. 

What is even more ironic is how the Man who was going to transform America and save us from our broken souls had to turn to the Man-Child from Hope to save his scrawny political ass.  Bill Clinton was a joke as a President.  His most famous moment as President was when he got caught shoving a cigar up some fat girl's twat.  Yet somehow, all the elites claim he brought us a great economy.

Let's remember what really happened when Clinton was President.  He and Newt Gingrich played accounting tricks to make it look like we had a budget surplus in the same manner that one of his biggest campaign contributors, Enron, did the same.  The economy limped along at a tepid pace until the Wall Street whores and their geeky compatriots in Silicon Valley created the Dot.Com boom, which was nothing but smoke and mirrors, as indicated by the way it specatcularly collapsed two years later right before Bush II was elected.

While our President was getting hummers in the Oval Office, Ali Baba and his forty thieves were plotting mass murder and ultimately succeeded on 9/11.  And somehow we should be relieved that Obama has put his trust in an even worse creep than him to save us from the fires of hell?  How can a man who cheated on someone as sensuous as Big Momma Clinton ever be trusted?  Clinton was a third rate Governor from a backwater state, where he engaged in one shady deal after the next as indicated by the Whitewater investigation.  He was impeached in the House and disgraced his Presidency with all his lies and deception.  He even lost his law license, which takes a lot since most lawyers are nothing but bottoms for the Wall Street assholes who fund them.

Thank God for Obama!  He is everyone's perfect President.  He first put his trust in Reverend Wright, then as President, in Piglousy and Reid.  Now, he turns to the draft dodging rapist who wouldn't know the truth even if it sucked his three inch cock! 

The conservative media is almost as dumb as the Left as they sit back smugly and cackle at all this and lavish praise on Judge Hudson, who ruled that Obamacare is unconstitutional.  Does anyone realize that health care reform was designed to collapse the entire health care system so that it could be replaced with a socialized system?  The ultimate goal of health care reform was to cause sky rocketing rates and medical shortages.  Chaos would ensue and surely create a major crisis, and the Government could then swoop in and take the hole system over as they did with GM and the Wall Street collapse.  Judge Hudson merely insured that would happen with his ruling by creating further chaos.

The Left never wants to let a good crisis go to waste to quote Twinkle Toes Emmanuel.  So why not create another one as they did with health care?  Now, we are supposed to rejoice that Obama is getting a bitch slap from America.  Happy fucking holidays, right?

This is one of the greatest cons ever perpetrated, even worse than the Global Warming hoax.  Thus, while all the American fools celebrate our multi-cultural melting pot this season, some saner minds might want to consider putting them all in that special yellow bus used to transport tards to school.  As for the two brats who Obama sends to elite private schools for wealthy retards, I hope they realize that Santa Claus died many moons ago.

That's right Sharta and Malaria.  As you relish your holiday at the White House with all the gauche Christmas decor, I hope you finally realize that there is ultimately no free lunch even for snotty nosed rotten children who are raised to think their shit doesn't smell just because their fat mother gets confused as beautiful by the chubby chasing far radical Left!  

 

 

Imagine All the Ambulance Chaser's Wives

I'm crying like a bitch.  I can't stop now that the pretend breast cancer survivor, Elizabeth Edwards, is dead.  Isn't it interesting how this announcement was made fairly close to rumors that Bobby Doll, John Edwards, is about to be indicted for using campaign funds to silence his mistress who he sired a child with, while his wife was supposedly dying of cancer.

What should appall us even more is that this man was fairly close to be nominated President by the idiots who make up the backbone of the Democrat Party.  Didn't John Francois Kerry select him as his Vice Presidential nominee?  And somehow John McNasty had lost his marbles by choosing the moose killing moron, Palin.  At least Palin never cheated on her even dumber husband, Todd, who she created a Downs Syndrome baby with, Trig.  Retardation must run in the family.

As for Edwards, many in the Left-wing media have been lionizing the hero Elizabeth.  But she was a no good tramp who covered up her husband's lies so that she could be an even fatter First Lady than the First Beast, let alone Big Momma Clinton.  She was portrayed in Game Change as a crazed angry shrew who lashed out at staffers as if they were the help at her 30,000 square foot estate.  If anything is a better reflection of your soul, it is how you treat the little people.  Saint my ass!!!

Unlike the far-left media, I am not even buying the story that she is a dead or that she ever had breast cancer.  This death stunt was nothing, but a rouse to engender sympathy in effort to revive her ambulance chasing husband's political career.  After all, isn't the far left looking for someone as honorable as John Edwards to challenge the capitulator-in-chief, B. Hussein Obama?   

Edwards is perfect for the deranged fools of the left who sit in front of MSNBC, watching Rachel Madow and actually buy her distorted view of the world.  By the way, can't Madow find something better to do than entertain all 300 of her viewer?  Doesn't Janet Reno need an assistant?  Edwards would slay Obama.  At every stop, he could mention how he won't talk about his dead son, Wade, as he did in his 2004 Presidential run when it was mentioned in almost every speech.  He even has the benefit of a dead scorned wife and I'm sure he will use that to get votes, even though he cheated on her with some crazy coke snorting slut.  I'm sure both Wade and Elizabeth will enjoy the charade as they sip their Pina Coladas at the multi-million condo they are hidden at in the Caribbean.

As we all recall, when Edwards was a trial lawyer, he often resorted to using the tactic of speaking for the dead children he was suing on behalf of and on one occasion, channeled the voice of child in front of jury as if he was performing a séance.  Thus, no one will be surprised that when he gets the Democratic Party nomination for President 2012, he will use his psychic powers to bring back Elizabeth and Wade to live again.  

Can you just imagine that?  Imagine all the Ambulance Chasers living for the dream, which gets me to last weeks even more sickening story line.  Indeed, I am referring to all the losers who are paying tribute to John Lennon, the man of peace and love who lived in a multi-million dollar home in the Dakota with his controlling bitch wife who broke up the Beatles.  Excuse me, thank you, Yoko, because the Beatles sucked ass anyway.  I can't think of more overrated collection of lightweights.  Their songs are no better than Justin Beiber, except at least Beiber knows how to dance and does not act as if he is some symbol of a generation the way the self-important Lennon and McCartney did.

Richard Millhouse Nixon, one of great 20th century Presidents, correctly targeted Lennon as a counter-cultural terrorist.  He should have been deported back to the U.K where he could enjoy the privileges of socialized medicine.  This supposed man of peace spit in the face of American soldiers who fought and died in Vietnam so that he and Yoko could sit around naked and complain about war.  Not only was he a disgrace in that regard, he was a horrible parent, just like Elizabeth Edwards.

He dumped his first son, Julian, like a hot potato at the behest of Yoko and to this very day, Julian  has been treated as a second class citizen, while Yoko Ono still lives off the proceeds of her husband's pop music career in the Dakota, where Rosemary's Baby was filmed.

To those who mourn Lennon, I have one thing to say:  Free David Chapman so that he can take care of Paul as well.  If there is an even bigger asshole than Lennon, it is Sir Paul McCartney.  We can all recall how he whined to the media how stupid George W. Bush was, but forget to look in the mirror.  Did the man who invaded Iraq without justification marry a peg-legged gold digger like Heather Mills, who claimed she didn't know who the Beatles were, without a pre-nuptial agreement?  How stupid is that?

Not only that, the loser McCartney lost the rights to his songs, to a bleached and crazy pedophile by the name of Michael Jackson. The mindlessness doesn't end there as McCartney also was out maneuvered by Steve Jobs, who claimed Apple as his own and actually used it to build a strong company with useful products like the iPod, as opposed to crappy songs like Penney Lane, Let it be and Yellow Submarine.

For all this stupidity in life and business, the doddering McCartney was knighted by the Queen.   Should it surprise us that the sun now sets on the British Empire when they best they can come up with is some has-been pop singer who got snookered by Michael Jackson?  It almost makes me want to sing Ebony and Ivory, another dreadful ode created by Sir Paul.

Today, Heather Mills can rest comfortably in her lush home financed by Sir Paul while she ditched her prosthetic in favor of servants who carry her wherever she wants to go because some horny old man couldn't help himself when he fell in love with this legless train wreck.  It almost makes you want to say God Save the Queen, but instead, I shall just Imagine Living for the Dream of seeing David Chapman bestowed with the Nobel Prize.  After all, if a failed empty suit like Obama can get one, why not David since he took out one of the biggest creeps in American popular culture.  

Imagine that!!!!

Jr. Blogger's Back and Intervewing the Maniac!

Hello Bitches, 

Jr. Blogger speaking.  I have now returned to Musings of a Maniac, and instead of being interviewed by the Maniac, I will interview him. Enjoy bitches.. while we talk about New Jersey and Brooklyn hipsters. Without further due I give to you the Maniac!  

Junior Blogger: Maniac, if you had to pick one place to live, would it be New Jersey, with the sparkly spandex, or Brooklyn, with the white Brooklyn hipsters?

Maniac: I rather live in a hole in the ground filled with human waste than live in either one of those places!

Junior Blogger: Why such strong feelings? Give me more details.

Maniac: How long have you known me?

Junior Blogger: Shut up bitch and answer the question. I would like to have details on why you feel so strongly.   Is that so hard?

Maniac: From the stupidity of this question, it makes me wonder whether you attend one of those elite private schools with wealthy retards who can't hack it in the public school system.  I get pissed off when I see a pillow askew, and now you're wondering why I feel so strongly. I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT EVERYTHING!  Get with the program you pea brained smelly fart mother fucker!!

Junior Blogger: Okay, retard.  Shut your big fat mouth and answer the question. What do you think about New Jersey and Brooklyn?

Maniac: New Jersey is for people with two X chromosomes and Brooklyn is for people who don't realize they have two X chromosomes.  Both of these places are for people in serious need of a lobotomy. Better yet, why not just beat their brains out with a baseball bat.  That would be more fun then clubbing a baby seal to death.

Junior Blogger: How would you define the term "Brooklyn hipster?"

Maniac: How would you define the term diarrhea? It's nothing, but a pile of shit after too much crappy food.  That's Brooklyn baby!! Nothing, but a group of elitist snotty nosed motherless whores.  In Brooklyn, the world is upside down.  The men have vagina's and the women have dicks!  Does that clarify matters enough for you?

Junior Blogger: I couldn't have said it better myself.  Now what about the New Jersey people? How would you define them?

Maniac: New Jersey, its a little different from Brooklyn, but still a huge pile of steaming smelly shit! Rather than wearing overalls and a goatee, the Jersey crowd wears speedos to highlight their Jersey sized equipment and pot bellies.  The women are an even bigger problem.  The sparkly spandex only further highlights a huge Camel toe issue.  Get the picture?

Junior Blogger: I get it loud and clear. Now, here's an interesting question for you, where do you think Obama would prefer to live and why?

Maniac: Obama would choose Brooklyn not because of the blacks, but because of the wimpy white whores who live there who are just like him. 

Junior Blogger: How do you think the people in Jersey are celebrating the holidays?

 Maniac: They don't celebrate the holidays unless you think Kwanzaa is a holiday, which it isn't.  Its made up.

Junior Blogger: So are you saying things in New Jersey are artificial?

Maniac: Well, it's got to match all the white assholes who live there.

Junior Blogger: Well, somebody's getting hostile.  Is there any other place you could compare to New Jersey or Brooklyn?

Maniac: No, nothing quite as disgusting.

Junior Blogger: I will conclude with one comment from myself.  Yes, I would have no interest in living in either one of these places, but I would rather live in New Jersey than Brooklyn.  I would rather be around glitter and Escalades than phonies like Brooklyn hipsters.

Maniac:  If you are heading to New Jersey, have fun.  I will stay here in Manhattan with my shoebox apartment until I die and no one notices for days until the smell of my rotting flesh bothers my neighbors.  

 

 

Good Times in Corzine's New Jersey

Normally, I spend a lot of time and energy directing my ire at the ironic, vegan, bearded, clove cigarette smoking fools who congregate in the hippest part of New York City, Brooklyn.  Indeed, many of these elitists whites moved to this predominately African-American community in places like Fort Greene, Williamsburg and Clinton Hill and totally gentrified them with their bike riding, Trader Joe shopping tendencies. They are so Goddamn cool its makes all the rest of us look like bitter small town Americans clinging to our guns, religion and bigotry.  I can't think of a place more nauseating, except for a state mired in sparkly jump suits, diners, overpopulation and McMansions.  Indeed, I am referring to the state that was run by the Goldman Sachs creep, Corzine, who bankrupted it worse than Obama has ruined the entire country. 

Indeed, I am referring to the Garden State, which is considered one of the Bluest States in the country, even more so than New York, which seems kind of contradiction in light of the fact that is currently being run by a two ton slob of a man who happens to be a fan of Mumbles.  For those who are not in the know, Mumbles is Bruce Springsteen, one of the most overrated hacks of the music world.  This SOB likes to sing about the common man and his struggles, yet he lives ensconced in luxury in a house bigger than Christie's fat ass.  He also happens to be a draft dodger like Bill Clinton and has been noted in the past for the time he was physically violent with his first wife.  Leave it to a far-left elitists to get his rocks off beating up girls.

Born in the U.S.A. is a song that is even more treasonous and subversive than Imagine, the nihilistic Lennon song.  Boy, it still makes me happy to think of David Chapman.  As for Springsteen, what else should we expect from a state whose judges are noted for their incompetence and corruption like Judge Mary Jacobson.  I assure you.  You must leave your ethics behind when you enter her courtroom and get ready for her to put it to you if you want justice.  As for Christie, he seems to be cleaning up the state's troubled finances, but I can't help but laugh when I see him waddle across the TV screen. 

Does anyone seriously think America will elect a fat pig like Christie to the Presidency over the svelte moose killing moron Palin as some have suggested?  His bad taste in music alone should disqualify him for the job.  What else should we expect from a state where Bruce Springsteen is considered high art.  Sandwiched between Philadelphia and New York City is their major metropolis, Newark.  The streets are littered with syringes and used condoms, while its outer suburbs where the wealthy whites live in their fancy houses and flashy cars have inflatables on their front law to celebrate the holidays. 

Certainly, such a low brow spectacle hardly compares with hip Brooklyn, where the backyard space of the homes, which were stolen from the blacks, have been nicely manicured with an organic vegetable gardens so that their retarded children will be able to be fed with nature's bounty and feel close to the earth, even though they live in a city noted for its crass commercialism, materialism and dirt.  Not only that, they live among celebrities and cognoscenti. I bet no one realized that Ralph Carter lives in Crooklyn, which is far better than having to deal with an asshole like Mumbles.

He was the guy who played Michael in Good Times and has lived a very private life since the show. Of course, this impressed these losers since nothing is cooler than running into a D-level celebrity who played second fiddle to JJ Walker.  It almost makes you want to say Kid DYNAMITE, doesn't it?  Let's not forget that loser Heath Ledger who lived in Brooklyn too.  Who should care about some drug addict who left his daughter fatherless because he couldn't handle playing the Joker.    On the other hand, if you are in New Jersey, you lionize that tramp Danielle from the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Let's not forget the trash talking Teresa from Patterson, who is the most fashionable and stylish woman from Franklin Lakes.  I realize some like to look to our First Beast as the next Jackie-O, but how can she compare with the elegance of Teresa, whose hideous furniture and art has recently been auctioned off in order to satisfy her $12 million in debt. But don't worry - Snooki probably put in a bid for this crap.  But what's so funny about Jersey Shore is that most of the people are from New York, rather than Jersey. The state is so filled with dreck, they can't even find people tasteless enough to appear in their reality shows, with the exception of Teresa. 

Can you imagine having to live in such a place?  It is precisely this kind of place and the people who populate it, which resulted in the Black Jesus, Barack Hussein Obama.

The failed post-partisan racial healer had a slurpee summit with his Republican detractors the other day pledging cooperation.  But at the same time, Piglousy pushed through one the biggest tax increases through the Congress today claiming that funding unemployment benefits created more jobs than tax cuts for the wealthy.  On the same day, one of the Democrats most infamous tax cheats, Charles Rangel, was censured by the House in an embarrassing spectacle.  At least we can now see the swamp being cleaned out as Piglousy promised through her clenched botoxed mouth a few years back.

Many financial experts are now speculating that if the current tax rates are increased, the stock market will crash by year-end.  This is indeed the ultimate goal of Obama's Black Liberation Theology, which is to impoverish all so that we will all become dependent upon the Nanny State and its abundant gifts.

Unfortunately, his strategy hasn't worked too well since most bitter small town America's don't want handouts from an asshole like him who was elevated to the highest office in the land based on the deluded morons who hum along while Springsteen practices treason on stage.  

Like Springsteen, B. Hussein Obama has a thin resume, congregated with terrorists like William Ayers and practiced Black Liberation Theology with Reverend Wright.  Now all the same hipsters who found him so appealing are turning on him as fast as you can say Yes We Can.  

I don't know about you, but I have better things to do with my time than listen to the crap.  Christie should be impeached for the sacrilege.  The same fate should await Obama's political career, which appears to be fast approaching in 2012.  This weekend when all the Jersey and Brooklyn buffoons congregate this weekend at the malls to shop for the holiday, they will remain oblivious to the fact that this is not the holiday season since it is fucking Christmas!!!  That's right it is not about bad taste and hummus burgers.  It is about the birth of baby Jesus, who I assure you was not dressed in designer clothes and sparkly sneakers.