Normally, I spend a lot of time and energy directing my ire at the ironic, vegan, bearded, clove cigarette smoking fools who congregate in the hippest part of New York City, Brooklyn. Indeed, many of these elitists whites moved to this predominately African-American community in places like Fort Greene, Williamsburg and Clinton Hill and totally gentrified them with their bike riding, Trader Joe shopping tendencies. They are so Goddamn cool its makes all the rest of us look like bitter small town Americans clinging to our guns, religion and bigotry. I can't think of a place more nauseating, except for a state mired in sparkly jump suits, diners, overpopulation and McMansions. Indeed, I am referring to the state that was run by the Goldman Sachs creep, Corzine, who bankrupted it worse than Obama has ruined the entire country.
Indeed, I am referring to the Garden State, which is considered one of the Bluest States in the country, even more so than New York, which seems kind of contradiction in light of the fact that is currently being run by a two ton slob of a man who happens to be a fan of Mumbles. For those who are not in the know, Mumbles is Bruce Springsteen, one of the most overrated hacks of the music world. This SOB likes to sing about the common man and his struggles, yet he lives ensconced in luxury in a house bigger than Christie's fat ass. He also happens to be a draft dodger like Bill Clinton and has been noted in the past for the time he was physically violent with his first wife. Leave it to a far-left elitists to get his rocks off beating up girls.
Born in the U.S.A. is a song that is even more treasonous and subversive than Imagine, the nihilistic Lennon song. Boy, it still makes me happy to think of David Chapman. As for Springsteen, what else should we expect from a state whose judges are noted for their incompetence and corruption like Judge Mary Jacobson. I assure you. You must leave your ethics behind when you enter her courtroom and get ready for her to put it to you if you want justice. As for Christie, he seems to be cleaning up the state's troubled finances, but I can't help but laugh when I see him waddle across the TV screen.
Does anyone seriously think America will elect a fat pig like Christie to the Presidency over the svelte moose killing moron Palin as some have suggested? His bad taste in music alone should disqualify him for the job. What else should we expect from a state where Bruce Springsteen is considered high art. Sandwiched between Philadelphia and New York City is their major metropolis, Newark. The streets are littered with syringes and used condoms, while its outer suburbs where the wealthy whites live in their fancy houses and flashy cars have inflatables on their front law to celebrate the holidays.
Certainly, such a low brow spectacle hardly compares with hip Brooklyn, where the backyard space of the homes, which were stolen from the blacks, have been nicely manicured with an organic vegetable gardens so that their retarded children will be able to be fed with nature's bounty and feel close to the earth, even though they live in a city noted for its crass commercialism, materialism and dirt. Not only that, they live among celebrities and cognoscenti. I bet no one realized that Ralph Carter lives in Crooklyn, which is far better than having to deal with an asshole like Mumbles.
He was the guy who played Michael in Good Times and has lived a very private life since the show. Of course, this impressed these losers since nothing is cooler than running into a D-level celebrity who played second fiddle to JJ Walker. It almost makes you want to say Kid DYNAMITE, doesn't it? Let's not forget that loser Heath Ledger who lived in Brooklyn too. Who should care about some drug addict who left his daughter fatherless because he couldn't handle playing the Joker. On the other hand, if you are in New Jersey, you lionize that tramp Danielle from the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Let's not forget the trash talking Teresa from Patterson, who is the most fashionable and stylish woman from Franklin Lakes. I realize some like to look to our First Beast as the next Jackie-O, but how can she compare with the elegance of Teresa, whose hideous furniture and art has recently been auctioned off in order to satisfy her $12 million in debt. But don't worry - Snooki probably put in a bid for this crap. But what's so funny about Jersey Shore is that most of the people are from New York, rather than Jersey. The state is so filled with dreck, they can't even find people tasteless enough to appear in their reality shows, with the exception of Teresa.
Can you imagine having to live in such a place? It is precisely this kind of place and the people who populate it, which resulted in the Black Jesus, Barack Hussein Obama.
The failed post-partisan racial healer had a slurpee summit with his Republican detractors the other day pledging cooperation. But at the same time, Piglousy pushed through one the biggest tax increases through the Congress today claiming that funding unemployment benefits created more jobs than tax cuts for the wealthy. On the same day, one of the Democrats most infamous tax cheats, Charles Rangel, was censured by the House in an embarrassing spectacle. At least we can now see the swamp being cleaned out as Piglousy promised through her clenched botoxed mouth a few years back.
Many financial experts are now speculating that if the current tax rates are increased, the stock market will crash by year-end. This is indeed the ultimate goal of Obama's Black Liberation Theology, which is to impoverish all so that we will all become dependent upon the Nanny State and its abundant gifts.
Unfortunately, his strategy hasn't worked too well since most bitter small town America's don't want handouts from an asshole like him who was elevated to the highest office in the land based on the deluded morons who hum along while Springsteen practices treason on stage.
Like Springsteen, B. Hussein Obama has a thin resume, congregated with terrorists like William Ayers and practiced Black Liberation Theology with Reverend Wright. Now all the same hipsters who found him so appealing are turning on him as fast as you can say Yes We Can.
I don't know about you, but I have better things to do with my time than listen to the crap. Christie should be impeached for the sacrilege. The same fate should await Obama's political career, which appears to be fast approaching in 2012. This weekend when all the Jersey and Brooklyn buffoons congregate this weekend at the malls to shop for the holiday, they will remain oblivious to the fact that this is not the holiday season since it is fucking Christmas!!! That's right it is not about bad taste and hummus burgers. It is about the birth of baby Jesus, who I assure you was not dressed in designer clothes and sparkly sneakers.