Can you believe it? Today, fat ugly Americans who voted for the Black Jesus in droves, particularly college aged students who should have their right to vote revoked along with most women, will be sitting down to stuff their faces. But what do we really have to be thankful for. We have one hell of a Jive Turkey in the White House whose record of failure is unsurpassed. Let's go over some of his significant accomplishments:
1. GITMO is still open. Remember how he promised to close it. Instead, when his self-righteous campaign rhetoric faced reality, he folded like a house of cards. I don't care if Big Momma gives him her third ball as James Carville suggested. He will still be incapable of manning up on this one.
2. Don't Ask Don't Tell Still remains the law of land. Don't you love how Democrats are such pussies about the gays. They make promises they won't keep to get campaign cash from the high-income homosexuals and then they sodomize them over and over again, just as B. Hussein Obama did when he failed to live up to this promise.
3. Out of Iraq in 16 months. Guess what, we are still there and he escalated our involvement in Afghanistan. Thousands of Americans have died under his watch. His adventure in Afghanistan has been an embarrassing disaster. At least when Bush did the surge in Iraq, it worked. Thank God for all this change we can believe in.
4. Restore our reputation abroad. If the Messiah thinks that grovelling to Europeans and Islamofacists is getting him anywhere, we need no more proof of his failure than when the South Koreans scoffed at his attempts to re-negotiate a trade treaty. Merkel from Germany ignored his entreaties to spend her country into bankruptcy as he has done in the U.S. Now we have learned that North Korea has nuclear capabilities that go way beyond dangerous. Remember when he promised to make things safer than the dangerous and reckless Bush/Cheney. I now I feel safe every time I get on a plane and get molested by his Nazi storm troopers who work at TSA.
5. Civilian Trials For Terrorists. His Attorney General, Holder, doesn't have a clue when it comes to law enforcement. It is perfectly legal for Black Panthers to blockade voting booths, but God forbid that we don't provide terrorists with the same rights as Americans, even though these individuals are war criminals and non-citizens. Last week, we saw the stink of failure when one of the war criminals given a civilian trial basically beat the rap due to Holder's incompetence. Should it surprise us that Holder was instrumental in the Clinton pardons for cash corruption scandal? While at the Justice Department under Janet Reno, the Waco slaughterer, Holder approved all of Clinton's questionable pardons, including the infamous tax cheat Marc Rich. Why is it that so many Democrats love to raise taxes, but they certainly hate to pay them via Rangel, Geitner, and Daschel?
6. Unemployment of 8%. Piglousy, Obama and Reid spent over $1 trillion creating shovel ready jobs, but the unemployment rate remains at 9.6%. Americans across the land are losing their homes and retirement nest eggs while Obama vacations at $20 million homes on Martha's Vineyard and his wife goes on a $400,000 five star retreat in Spain looking like a rapper who just beat the rap like P. Diddy. Indeed, the First Beast has an even bigger ass than J. Lo, let alone horrible taste in husbands. See how mean we Americans are. What a mean country of broken souls needing healing by the arrogant clueless buffoon with a thin resume and no executive experience.
7. Wealth Re-distribution Redux. Since his days in Reverend Wright's Black Liberation Theology Church, Obama has preached about his socialist aspirations to re-distribute the wealth. Who can forget Joe the Plumber when he provoked our brilliant affirmative action President into declaring his true intentions with respect to our earnings. Unfortunately, Obama has raised middle class taxes despite his claims to the contrary. In 2014, if you don't buy health insurance, you will have to pay a penalty, which Holder describes as a tax in court briefings. This penalty applies to anyone regardless of income. Doesn't this reek of hypocrisy? Obama practices his left-wing double standard with abandon, doesn't he?
8. Public Education Reform. The Democrat Party has been bought and paid for by the teacher's unions, whose main objective is to undermine teachers and empower bureaucrats. The unions have opposed school choice for poor families, but in DC, school vouchers were provided to these unfortunate families. Washington, DC spends more per capita on public education than anywhere, but has one of the worst performing school districts in the country. When Obama was elected, one of the first things he did was eliminate school vouchers at the behest of the unions and former House Speaker Piglousy. At the same time, rather than sending his two brats to the DC public schools, he opted out in favor of an elite private school intended for wealthy retards who want to be cloistered from the unwashed masses who attend public schools, or should I say bitter small town Americans clinging to their guns, religion and bigotry.
9. Deficit Control. Remember how the Left went nuts over Bush's deficit spending. Well, Obama has added more to our national debt than all Presidents from Washington to Reagan. He has used the Fed to destabilize the dollar and has decimated the heartland of America with economic despair. Each family in America now owes over $30,000 (which is about what is costs for Michelle to stay in the Presidential Suite per night on her five star vacations) to pay for Obama's spending spree. Talk about letting a could crisis going to waste!
In early November, America brutally rejected the failed policies of the Democrat Party by giving the party of Palin 63 seats in the House. In response, Piglousy was kept as their leader, even though she is the penultimate symbol of Democrat Party arrogance, failure and stupidity, not to mention too much Botox.
How dense can you be? These people are making Sarah Palin look smart. She is waiting in the wings ready to take over the mess Obama will leave behind when she becomes President. If his ultimate goal was to destroy what is left of America, he is on his way to accomplishing this goal. Who would think that the moose hunting ignorant uneducated train wreck would get so far? Well, when your opposition is Obama, there doesn't need to be much examination of this issue.
With her tramp daughter who looks fat as hell, not to mention stupid, Palin is our worst nightmare. But just as Obama rode a wave of anger to a job he was wholly unfit for, the Momma Grizzly is positioning herself for the same tide.
Rather than being thankful, it makes me want to burn the flag and declare Goddamn America!! I hope you all appreciate my thanksgiving wishes. So got back to munching on your turkey and choke yourself on a wishbone!!