Musings of a Maniac

Junior Blogger Returns and has much to say...

After trying for months, I mean years, I have finally scored an exclusive interview with the Junior Blogger, who is now 11 years old.  She has lived through the failed two years of the Obamanation and has much to say about the Obama Administration.  So, let's get the party started.

Question:  We are now done with Thanksgiving.  Do you think Americans have much to be thankful for?

Junior Blogger:  I don't think Americans have anything to be thankful for after they put the Obamanation in the White House . . .  Excuse me, the Brown House.

Question:  You sound a bit racist.  Has the Maniac influenced your thinking?  Isn't Obama the smartest and greatest mind to have ever occupy the Oval Office?  After all, he is the black Jesus?

Junior Blogger:  I'm not being racist.  I'm being reasonable.  And no, I do not think that it is right for Obama's first act in the White House to have been to remove the bowling alley and blacken it up with a basketball court when we have troops in Iraq and unemployment.  It is funny to me that right when he gets to the Brown House he gets lazy.  I don't think it is very educated for a Harvard man.   

Question:  Do you think Obama was qualified for Harvard?

Junior Blogger.  No. Obama was not qualified for Harvard.  He got in because he is half-black and can talk fancy for someone who has a "communication issue."

Question.  So, you think he was humiliated and slaughtered in the last election because of his supposed failed communications?   Don't you think Pelosi lost her speakership, because America hates botoxed and ugly bitches who own Vineyards?

Junior Blogger: Okay.  The Midterm elections prove that Obama's Administration has not only humiliated America and its minorities, but it has done us a favor.  It has put the Republicans back in power.  And I will leave that question with one statement:  It is not Pelosi, it is Piglousy.

Question:  I couldn't agree with you more.  Does Obama remind you of any other world leader?

Junior Blogger:  In fact yes.  He does remind of a World Leader.  Maybe even the country where he gets his cigars from.  Castro, the Cuban dictator!  Soon, Obama will have us put in concentration camps like a Black Hitler.

Question:  That sounds way too extreme even for a Maniac.  How is he like the Black Hitler?

Junior Blogger:  Well, he may not have us in concentration camps yet, but he has his own version of it at the airport.  Seriously, padding down women with Burkas.  Do you really think a white blonde girl is going to have a bomb in her underwear?   I also have my own commentary on this.  Sharta and Malaria don't have to go through airport security.  Wouldn't you call that safety re-distribution?  By the way, if he had a son, it would be named Adolph.

Question:  Do you think Obama is right to re-distribute the wealth?

Junior Blogger: Didn't I just answer that above stupid?

Question:  No, you did not.  Spit it out or I will call Big Sis and have you strip searched.

Junior Blogger:  Okay retard.  I will dumb it down for you a bit.  Obama has little girls and women in burka searched.  Me think that means NO.  It not right for Obama to discriminate and have our safety re-distributed.

Question:  What about our money being re-distributed?

Junior Blogger:  All I know is that I don't have much money in my piggy bank anymore where I used to hide my money from the Democrats.  Excuse me, Demo-rats!!

 Question:  What about his wife, Michelle?  Does she make you proud to be an American?

Junior Blogger:  No.  She does not!  For one thing, her project she has chosen to work on - obesity - doesn't suit her.  To be quite honest, she had a little too much BBQ and she looks like King Kong.  Don't you think?  Junior Blogger is getting mad!!

Question:  Why?

Junior Blogger:  Because retard Maniac is asking her questions he knows the answer too.

Question:  Okay, then tell me something new?

Junior Blogger:  Okay, well for one thing, I don't like the fact that your mouth is as big as Michelle Obama's arms.  Shut up!!!!  Another world issue that irritates me is that Obama is smoking like a chimney and letting Bloomberg put a tax on cigarettes.  Can't we have a smoke once and a while?  I call that enjoyment re-distribution.  We have to sit at our desks and pay taxes, because stupid Americans with their Rosie O"Donnell asses get to march in to the voting polls and elect a black man just to make sure they get extra barbecue sauce with there KFC.  Barack Hussein Obama

M M M!    Is that enough for you, Maniac?

Question:  You said it all sister, I mean daughter.  Any final notes?

Junior Blogger:  Yes, I would like to say that ever since KFC got more BBQ sauce, MacDonalds does not give a toy with their Happy Meals anymore.  Now that is a Obamanation!

Note From Junior Blogger: I would like to notify my viewers who know me personaly that I did in fact answer all the questions.  I know my father is a controlling bastard don't get me wrong, but I am not the sweet little girl everyone always paints me out to be.  I will now close with a saying that suits all Obama has done for us with KFC.  Barack Hussein Obama M M M!  Shut up old fool!  [Sofia The Color Purple].

Good day, silly little girl.  Wait until Big Sis gets you alone for an intimate strip search.  

 

 

 

 

What A Jive Turkey!

Can you believe it?  Today, fat ugly Americans who voted for the Black Jesus in droves, particularly college aged students who should have their right to vote revoked along with most women, will be sitting down to stuff their faces.  But what do we really have to be thankful for.  We have one hell of a Jive Turkey in the White House whose record of failure is unsurpassed.  Let's go over some of his significant accomplishments:

1.  GITMO is still open.  Remember how he promised to close it.  Instead, when his self-righteous campaign rhetoric faced reality, he folded like a house of cards.  I don't care if Big Momma gives him her third ball as James Carville suggested.  He will still be incapable of manning up on this one.

2.  Don't Ask Don't Tell Still remains the law of land.  Don't you love how Democrats are such pussies about the gays.  They make promises they won't keep to get campaign cash from the high-income homosexuals and then they sodomize them over and over again, just as B. Hussein Obama did when he failed to live up to this promise. 

3.  Out of Iraq in 16 months.  Guess what, we are still there and he escalated our involvement in Afghanistan.  Thousands of Americans have died under his watch.  His adventure in Afghanistan has been an embarrassing disaster.  At least when Bush did the surge in Iraq, it worked.  Thank God for all this change we can believe in.

4.  Restore our reputation abroad.  If the Messiah thinks that grovelling to Europeans and Islamofacists is getting him anywhere, we need no more proof of his failure than when the South Koreans scoffed at his attempts to re-negotiate a trade treaty.  Merkel from Germany ignored his entreaties to spend her country into bankruptcy as he has done in the U.S.  Now we have learned that North Korea has nuclear capabilities that go way beyond dangerous.  Remember when he promised to make things safer than the dangerous and reckless Bush/Cheney.  I now I feel safe every time I get on a plane and get molested by his Nazi storm troopers who work at TSA.

5.  Civilian Trials For Terrorists.  His Attorney General, Holder, doesn't have a clue when it comes to law enforcement.  It is perfectly legal for Black Panthers to blockade voting booths, but God forbid that we don't provide terrorists with the same rights as Americans, even though these individuals are war criminals and non-citizens.  Last week, we saw the stink of failure when one of the war criminals given a civilian trial basically beat the rap due to Holder's incompetence. Should it surprise us that Holder was instrumental in the Clinton pardons for cash corruption scandal? While at the Justice Department under Janet Reno, the Waco slaughterer, Holder approved all of Clinton's questionable pardons, including the infamous tax cheat Marc Rich.  Why is it that so many Democrats love to raise taxes, but they certainly hate to pay them via Rangel, Geitner, and Daschel?

6.  Unemployment of 8%.  Piglousy, Obama and Reid spent over $1 trillion creating shovel ready jobs, but the unemployment rate remains at 9.6%.  Americans across the land are losing their homes and retirement nest eggs while Obama vacations at $20 million homes on Martha's Vineyard and his wife goes on a $400,000 five star retreat in Spain looking like a rapper who just beat the rap like P. Diddy.  Indeed, the First Beast has an even bigger ass than J. Lo, let alone horrible taste in husbands.  See how mean we Americans are.  What a mean country of broken souls needing healing by the arrogant clueless buffoon with a thin resume and no executive experience.  

7.  Wealth Re-distribution Redux.  Since his days in Reverend Wright's Black Liberation Theology Church, Obama has preached about his socialist aspirations to re-distribute the wealth.  Who can forget Joe the Plumber when he provoked our brilliant affirmative action President into declaring his true intentions with respect to our earnings.  Unfortunately, Obama has raised middle class taxes despite his claims to the contrary.  In 2014, if you don't buy health insurance, you will have to pay a penalty, which Holder describes as a tax in court briefings.  This penalty applies to anyone regardless of income.  Doesn't this reek of hypocrisy?  Obama practices his left-wing double standard with abandon, doesn't he?  

8.  Public Education Reform.  The Democrat Party has been bought and paid for by the teacher's unions, whose main objective is to undermine teachers and empower bureaucrats.  The unions have opposed school choice for poor families, but in DC, school vouchers were provided to these unfortunate families.  Washington, DC spends more per capita on public education than anywhere, but has one of the worst performing school districts in the country.  When Obama was elected, one of the first things he did was eliminate school vouchers at the behest of the unions and former House Speaker Piglousy.  At the same time, rather than sending his two brats to the DC public schools, he opted out in favor of an elite private school intended for wealthy retards who want to be cloistered from the unwashed masses who attend public schools, or should I say bitter small town Americans clinging to their guns, religion and bigotry.

9.  Deficit Control.  Remember how the Left went nuts over Bush's deficit spending.  Well, Obama has added more to our national debt than all Presidents from Washington to Reagan.  He has used the Fed to destabilize the dollar and has decimated the heartland of America with economic despair.  Each family in America now owes over $30,000 (which is about what is costs for Michelle to stay in the Presidential Suite per night on her five star vacations) to pay for Obama's spending spree.  Talk about letting a could crisis going to waste!

In early November, America brutally rejected the failed policies of the Democrat Party by giving the party of Palin 63 seats in the House.  In response, Piglousy was kept as their leader, even though she is the penultimate symbol of Democrat Party arrogance, failure and stupidity, not to mention too much Botox.

How dense can you be?  These people are making Sarah Palin look smart.  She is waiting in the wings ready to take over the mess Obama will leave behind when she becomes President.  If his ultimate goal was to destroy what is left of America, he is on his way to accomplishing this goal.  Who would think that the moose hunting ignorant uneducated train wreck would get so far?  Well, when your opposition is Obama, there doesn't need to be much examination of this issue.  

With her tramp daughter who looks fat as hell, not to mention stupid, Palin is our worst nightmare.  But just as Obama rode a wave of anger to a job he was wholly unfit for, the Momma Grizzly is positioning herself for the same tide.

Rather than being thankful, it makes me want to burn the flag and declare Goddamn America!! I hope you all appreciate my thanksgiving wishes.  So got back to munching on your turkey and choke yourself on a wishbone!!