Junior Blogger Returns and has much to say...

After trying for months, I mean years, I have finally scored an exclusive interview with the Junior Blogger, who is now 11 years old.  She has lived through the failed two years of the Obamanation and has much to say about the Obama Administration.  So, let's get the party started.

Question:  We are now done with Thanksgiving.  Do you think Americans have much to be thankful for?

Junior Blogger:  I don't think Americans have anything to be thankful for after they put the Obamanation in the White House . . .  Excuse me, the Brown House.

Question:  You sound a bit racist.  Has the Maniac influenced your thinking?  Isn't Obama the smartest and greatest mind to have ever occupy the Oval Office?  After all, he is the black Jesus?

Junior Blogger:  I'm not being racist.  I'm being reasonable.  And no, I do not think that it is right for Obama's first act in the White House to have been to remove the bowling alley and blacken it up with a basketball court when we have troops in Iraq and unemployment.  It is funny to me that right when he gets to the Brown House he gets lazy.  I don't think it is very educated for a Harvard man.   

Question:  Do you think Obama was qualified for Harvard?

Junior Blogger.  No. Obama was not qualified for Harvard.  He got in because he is half-black and can talk fancy for someone who has a "communication issue."

Question.  So, you think he was humiliated and slaughtered in the last election because of his supposed failed communications?   Don't you think Pelosi lost her speakership, because America hates botoxed and ugly bitches who own Vineyards?

Junior Blogger: Okay.  The Midterm elections prove that Obama's Administration has not only humiliated America and its minorities, but it has done us a favor.  It has put the Republicans back in power.  And I will leave that question with one statement:  It is not Pelosi, it is Piglousy.

Question:  I couldn't agree with you more.  Does Obama remind you of any other world leader?

Junior Blogger:  In fact yes.  He does remind of a World Leader.  Maybe even the country where he gets his cigars from.  Castro, the Cuban dictator!  Soon, Obama will have us put in concentration camps like a Black Hitler.

Question:  That sounds way too extreme even for a Maniac.  How is he like the Black Hitler?

Junior Blogger:  Well, he may not have us in concentration camps yet, but he has his own version of it at the airport.  Seriously, padding down women with Burkas.  Do you really think a white blonde girl is going to have a bomb in her underwear?   I also have my own commentary on this.  Sharta and Malaria don't have to go through airport security.  Wouldn't you call that safety re-distribution?  By the way, if he had a son, it would be named Adolph.

Question:  Do you think Obama is right to re-distribute the wealth?

Junior Blogger: Didn't I just answer that above stupid?

Question:  No, you did not.  Spit it out or I will call Big Sis and have you strip searched.

Junior Blogger:  Okay retard.  I will dumb it down for you a bit.  Obama has little girls and women in burka searched.  Me think that means NO.  It not right for Obama to discriminate and have our safety re-distributed.

Question:  What about our money being re-distributed?

Junior Blogger:  All I know is that I don't have much money in my piggy bank anymore where I used to hide my money from the Democrats.  Excuse me, Demo-rats!!

 Question:  What about his wife, Michelle?  Does she make you proud to be an American?

Junior Blogger:  No.  She does not!  For one thing, her project she has chosen to work on - obesity - doesn't suit her.  To be quite honest, she had a little too much BBQ and she looks like King Kong.  Don't you think?  Junior Blogger is getting mad!!

Question:  Why?

Junior Blogger:  Because retard Maniac is asking her questions he knows the answer too.

Question:  Okay, then tell me something new?

Junior Blogger:  Okay, well for one thing, I don't like the fact that your mouth is as big as Michelle Obama's arms.  Shut up!!!!  Another world issue that irritates me is that Obama is smoking like a chimney and letting Bloomberg put a tax on cigarettes.  Can't we have a smoke once and a while?  I call that enjoyment re-distribution.  We have to sit at our desks and pay taxes, because stupid Americans with their Rosie O"Donnell asses get to march in to the voting polls and elect a black man just to make sure they get extra barbecue sauce with there KFC.  Barack Hussein Obama

M M M!    Is that enough for you, Maniac?

Question:  You said it all sister, I mean daughter.  Any final notes?

Junior Blogger:  Yes, I would like to say that ever since KFC got more BBQ sauce, MacDonalds does not give a toy with their Happy Meals anymore.  Now that is a Obamanation!

Note From Junior Blogger: I would like to notify my viewers who know me personaly that I did in fact answer all the questions.  I know my father is a controlling bastard don't get me wrong, but I am not the sweet little girl everyone always paints me out to be.  I will now close with a saying that suits all Obama has done for us with KFC.  Barack Hussein Obama M M M!  Shut up old fool!  [Sofia The Color Purple].

Good day, silly little girl.  Wait until Big Sis gets you alone for an intimate strip search.  

 

 

 

 

Comments

[The Duchess]

Right on sister! And I do recognize your demonic genius behind the PollyAnna facade- and have to say, it would bring a tear of pride to my eye if I was capable of such a thing. ;)
Respectfully,
The Duchess

[Jr. Blooger]

Yes, I am glad you appreciate it we sisters need to stick together in these times of Obama. Tell Jersey Nick to grab his Nerf guns, and go to the Brown House, but what would that leave us with Joe Biden not so M M M anymore. No more BBQ sauce with your hot wings from KFC.

Jr. Blogger