Last night at about 2 AM the Schwarze Kennedy was awoken by one of his sycophantic apostles at his multi-million dollar manger overlooking the Atlantic Ocean at Marxist Vineyard and informed that the Man who killed Mary Jo Kopechne had passed away after a life of utter disgrace and embarrassment. As the obituaries are being written referring to him as the most effective Senator and a liberal lion, I could not be more disgusted. This drunk murderer followed his dead brother's coattails into the US Senate at 30 years old and stayed their for over 46 years enacting mindless legislation that has softened the underbelly of America.
A lion is a proud and majestic animal, while Ted Kennedy was a slovenly fat pig who drank his liver into oblivion, but still made it to age 77, which is far longer the Mary Jo ever got. Now that he is gone his nephew and rapist, William Kennedy Smith, will have far less opportunity to beat the rape charges. Who can forgot Teddy's sexy romp in Palm Beach where he, the rapist and his loser drug addled son, Patrick, boozed it up, raped an innocent woman and then covered up the crime with their money and influence. Sound familiar. A typical Kennedy tactic.
Camelot is dead, but did it ever live in the first place? The mythology of President Kennedy is another left-wing canard. Rather than being a strong leader, he was a pill popping weakling who Kruschev tested and beat over and over again. If the Kennedy's had not stolen the1960 election with their father's dirty trick machine, Nixon would have been in his rightful position and the Cuban Missile Crisis and Berlin Wall would have never occurred. Does anyone think that the Russians would ever mess with Tricky Dick? Furthermore, the Bay of Pigs would have toppled Castro, rather than leaving him in power for generations to torture and kill political opponents, while repressing the Cubans with a socialist economy, like Obambi is trying to install in what is left of America.
By the way, as I rejoice with glee and do an Irish jig now that Ted Kennedy has finally croaked, I don't want to hear one word from the self-righteous Left, like the New York La Perla Princess, about how out of bounds this is. Did anyone see any hand wringing when Left-wing Bill Maher quipped that he wished Dick Cheney would catch cancer and die? No one even batted an eye when the Daily Kos went after Tony Snow when he died of cancer. Thus, don't get all preachy now that this murderer and drunk finally got what he deserved.
The fires of hell are waiting for him, where he will join his Nazi sympathizing, boot-legging father, along with other rabble like the glorified pedophile, Michael Jackson. As for Dick Cheney, it looks like Maher's curse didn't work out too well since he is still with us and kicking after over 45 heart attacks. This guy is the Rasputin of American politics and will never die, Thus, Eric Holder can investigate the CIA interrogation techniques all he wants, Dick will remain firmly ensconced in his underground bunker.
Furthermore, if Holder wants to look into a corruption scandal, he may want investigate why he supported the Marc Rich pardon during the last days of the Clinton regime. I don't know about you, but I rather see a tax cheat jailed than providing criminal sanction to those who kept us safe for eight years after Clinton left us open to 9/11 as documented in the 9/11 Commission Report. Holder better watch out that this hole matter doesn't further undermine the failed Obambi Presidency. After all, my favorite Republican even shot his best friend in the face. Just imagine what he might do to some hypocritical wuss like Holder who is a bigger affirmative action case than Obambi.
In the end, Ted Kennedy rode another affirmative action program for the wealthy through schools he was unqualified to attend and into the United States Senate, where he made an absolute fool of himself along with his drinking buddy, Christopher Dodd, whose Senate career is also finished come 2010. Indeed, affirmative action not only applies to unqualified minorities with substandard test scores like Obama and the First Beast, but also to wealthy retards like the Kennedy's. Ted destroyed his first marriage and left his wife, Joan, a broken woman. He splintered the Democratic Party in 1980 when he unsuccessfully ran for President against Carter and then finished off his career having his staff illegally leak stories to the Press about Anita Hill's made-up sexual harassment charges against Clarence Thomas, who was far more qualified for the Court than Sotomayer.
Who is sick and tired of hearing how qualified the PR Princess was for the Court just because she attended Princeton? 75% of Princeton graduates with honors and this low-brow product of the Bronx needed remedial help while she was there as she admitted. How does that qualify anyone for the Supreme Court?
In the end, Ted died with his brood of unsuccessful trust fund children by his side, including Patrick who will probably use this joyous news as another excuse to return to rehab. As for me, I might need to join him as I am drinking so much champagne celebrating the end of Camelot that I might end up addicted and drug addled just like most of the Kennedy's.