Moi Is Not A Pig; Moi Is A Superstar!

When a celebrity Senator with inadequate experience for the Oval Office was nominated by the Democrats, I could hardly believe that a party of such intellectual heft would fall so deeply in love with such a sensation. Isn’t it only the bitter small town Americans clinging to their guns, religion and bigotry who fawn all over Hollywood?

You would have thought that the intellectual elites were way too smart to fall for the cult of personality that Obama offers. But, the highway of fame is littered with many has-beens whose stars flamed out quickly without explanation. The world of fame and fashion is so fickle. As a consequence, our Schwarze Kennedy has started to get so damn testy that he has even reduced himself to calling Sarah Palin a pig the other day on the campaign trail.

During Palin’s sensational speech at the Republican Convention, she quipped that the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom is lipstick.  The crowd laughed, but Obama was not so amused and yesterday he said in describing the McNasty-Palin message that a pig with lipstick is still a pig.  At a Biden rally as well, derogatory reference was made to the lipstick nature of the McNasty campaign.  A firestorm has now ensued, but Obama insists his remark was not directed at Palin, but at McNasty’s phony message of change.  For someone with such rhetorical gifts and coolness, you’d think he’d be a little less Clintonesque when he dissembles.   

Who would have thought that the man who plans to fix the broken politics of Washington with his post-partisan racial healing would turn into a school yard bully?  The green monster can be quite ugly and I’m certain that Obambi isn’t pleased that his stint as the next best thing is now fading as quickly as it flared up.  When he looks in the mirror and sees his reflection, he no longer sees a man who attracts throngs of devoted worshipers who faint and swoon as he speaks.  Instead, he sees something horrifying such as Dana Plato, Sally Struthers, Scot Bayo or some other faded celebrity who no longer graces the covers of US Weekly or Teen Beat Magazine. 

In his outrage and shock, our Schwarze Kennedy can’t comprehend that an unknown like Sarah Palin who hunts moose and lacerates his foolishness with the skill of George Carlin has eclipsed his celebrity.  Now the throngs don’t show up to see him other than Chris Matthews who still gets a tingle up his leg every time he speaks. Chris Mathews has been demoted at MSNBC, along with Keith Olberman, and he has time to follow Obama around the way Dead Heads used to follow Jerry Garcia.  Obama has even lost MSNBC, where Matthews and Olberman pimped his false and empty rhetoric when they were allowed to act as newscasters. 

It is all too much to handle for Schwarze Kennedy and, thus, he has now labeled Palin as a schwein.  What is kind of funny is that she kind of looks like Miss Piggy, but I don’t think McNasty’s campaign can see the irony.  Instead, they are using Obama’s telling gaffe to expose him as the sexist pig that he is.  Obama is so desperate to get back the attention he so desperately needs, he even appeared on the Fox Network in an interview with Bill O’Reilly who skewered him for his far-left associations with William Ayers and other radicals.

Obama defended his associations and suggested that it was irrelevant for purposes of judging him.  He argued that what William Ayers did 40 years ago, when he acted as a domestic terrorist, had nothing to do with him.  Does this mean that we should forgive Mao, Stalin and Hitler for all the slaughter they perpetrated since it happened so many years ago?  Ayers remains proud of his terrorist acts on American targets to this very day and Obama worked with him on the Woods Foundation Board.  Ayers also launched Obama into the Chicago political machine with a fundraiser that occurred at his house.  Does any one think McNasty would have ever graced the doorstep of someone as odious as this unrepentant Weather Underground terrorist, who President Pudge pardoned?

Obama also had an interview with former Clinton hack, George Stephanopoulos, where he accused McNasty of smearing him through a whispering campaign about his supposed Muslim faith. First of all, it was Big Momma Clinton who suggested he was a Muslim. Second and more importantly, why is it considered a smear to be a Muslim? If you ask me, being a Muslim is perfectly acceptable and certainly a lot more tenable than being a practitioner of Reverend Wright’s Black Liberation Theology, which is nothing but warmed over socialism laced with hatred towards America and whites. Thus, not only is Obama a sexist schwein, he is also a religious bigot as indicated by his continued outrage over being called something that shouldn’t make a difference to any one, even the bitter white people in small town America who cling to their guns and religion.

But the fun doesn’t stop at this. Obama is determined to put a stop to the rise of Sarah Palin so that he can remain on the thrown of popular culture just a bit longer. He has now dispatched over 30 lawyers to Alaska so that they can dig for dirt on Palin. So far, the best they have come up with his that she charged the state $17,000 for expenses she incurred when she worked at home. This is permissible under state law and certainly far less money than the grants Obama obtained on behalf of his slumlord financier, Tony Rezko.

In Chicago, Rezko was supposed to be building low-income housing and he got state money to implement such projects. Obama lobbied the state in writing so that Rezko could get $14 million grant. Ultimately, Rezko got the money, but the low-income housing he was developing could never be inhabited due to shoddy construction and malfeasance. Perhaps that might explain why Rezko was convicted for multiple felonies. I guess being a community organizer helping the poor doesn’t entail providing them with adequate housing. On the other hand, Obama and his lovely Proud to Be an American wife are securely lodged in mansion that he couldn’t have bought without Rezko’s financial assistance. Now this sounds like change we can believe in.

Thus, before the radical Left starts going on about Palin legally billing the state for $17,000 in expenses, they should be asking why Rezko got $14 million in taxpayer money to build uncompleted and uninhabitable slums. Perhaps he had a friend in the Illinois State Senate voting present 130 times on key issues who was more concerned with getting himself lavish living accommodations, rather than helping the poor struggling to make ends meet.

As a consequence of all the hysteria on the Left about Palin, they have now bunkered down into such a panic, it is beginning to make the 1929 Stock Market crash look like smooth sailing.  On the campaign trail this week, Obama has been trying to connect with small town Americans so he has started dropping his g’s when he speaks so he sounds like a street tough.  However, isn’t this guy a Harvard graduate?  I realize he was not qualified to be admitted and he took the place of a more qualified white person through affirmative action, but you would think some of the proper Harvard diction would have rubbed off a bit.

America knows a fraud when they see one and the bloom is off the rose when it comes to Obambi, not matter what a pig Sarah Palin may be.

Maniac - - out

Comments

[Captain Boondoggle]

You're right. The presidential election really is American Idol. I can't wait until they bring in Clay Aiken for Secretary of the Interior.

[Maniac]

Let's not forget Fantasia as Secretary of Education. After all, she has the perfect credentials being that she can't read.

[Matt Urdan]

Brilliant post! Keep them coming!

[Maniac]

Matt:

In the words of our Messiah, I'm all fired up and will continue my assault on his fradulent and phony message of change.

[Seane-Anna]

"Schwarze Kennedy". Priceless!

[cube]

I find it interesting that Nobama meets with Bubba Clinton and the very next day the focus of his attack ad is McCain & not Palin. What is coursing through the Clinton double mind? Things are getting curiouser & curiouser.

[Maniac]

That meeting was just window dressing. The Clintons want to see Obambi defeated so that Big Momma can run in 2012. At least for once, I can agree with part of what they are doing.