What a complete shambles! Why didn't Marley Au Lait just take a dump on stage last night? His performances were disgraceful and outrageous. To get in the Top 4 of this august competition is an honor and privilege. Yet, he has had the temerity throughout this competition to act like this was too much effort. He even suggested in an interview earlier in the week that he was ready to go home. Dreams do come true on American Idol and he has no chance to stay for another week, but for the fact that America may revolt against Syesha's fraudulent crying game that occurred last night after she butchered and destroyed A Change is Gonna Come. These two are losers and we should just get rid of them both this week. Instead, we will have to endure another week of either Syesha or Jason, who have no place on the same stage with Giggles and David Cook.
The same could be said of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Those two have aptly displayed how weak the Democrat Party is. As a consequence of Lyndon H.W. Bush Johnson, the Democrats have a perfect political storm brewing. If only they had had the balls to impeach him, they would have further strengthened their hand. But instead, Pelosi cried like a girl and left him in power, while the Schwarze Kennedy and Princess Pudge destroy each other by raising deep divisions in the already fractured Left-wing establishment.
Last night, the great Beast had her last chance to take out Reverend Wright's spiritual mentee. Instead, she lost by 14 points in North Carolina and barely squeaked by in Indiana. Our $109 million dollar girl has been running around since slaughtering the Schwarze Kennedy in Pennsylvania on the back of pick-up trucks trying to appeal to bitter white people in small town America. Apparently, they rather cling to their guns and religion, than her false promises about lowering the price of gas, nuking Iran and crushing OPEC. She couldn't even enact a heath care plan with an all Democrat Congress in 1993, yet she believes that we are stupid enough to think she can destroy the country that Jimmy Carter created with his failed Middle East policies.
Come on now. Do you really think that lowering the gas sales tax, while increasing the windfall profits tax on oil companies is going to lower the cost of fuel? Aren't the oil companies just going to pass on any tax increase to the consumers? I'm sick and tired of Norma Rae. She is nothing but a lying fat cow who road her husband's coattails and the affirmative action train into a Senate Seat that she never deserved. Furthermore, who can believe anything that comes out of the mouth of a Clinton? Didn't they also promise a middle class tax cut in 1992 and then turned around and proposed a B.T.U. tax on energy that applied to anyone who turned on a light. Now, she is trying to play her gas tax cut card, while her husband peddles the race card.
There is just one thing that trumps her claim to power in radical Left salons and that's supporting the whitest candidate they could find who happens to be black. Not black enough for Al Sharpton, but black enough for the Elites who sip their Chardonnay while looking down on typical white people who actually work for living, as opposed to being propped up by the economic war criminal, Soros. The Left may think that the Schwarze Kennedy has pushed the Wright issue aside, but I have a funny feeling that what plays in a Democrat primary may not be so effective in the general election.
The Trinity Church in Chicago is radically left-wing and outside the mainstream of most black and white churches. When Oprah attended services there in the 80's, she soon left since she didn't want her image associated with a hater like Wright. But not our Schwarze Kennedy. He stayed for 20 years and now thinks that small town America is too stupid to figure out that he knew exactly what Wright was all about, but stayed around in order to ingratiate himself with the Cook Country Democrat party machine. Wright was an integral part of that network, along with Tony Rezko, the sleazy slumlord who financed Obama's $1.6 million home. Let's not forget his affiliation with the Weather Underground terrorist, William Ayers, who held a fund raiser at his home to launch Obama's political career.
As I have always said, Idol is not just a singing competition. It also reflects broad cultural trends and political undercurrents of American culture. On last night's show, we saw those undercurrents. Fox truly is the fair and balanced network since they allowed Syesha to pimp her tearful bull shit about civil rights after her dreadful performance of Change is Gonna Come. Even Randy couldn't support that disaster, but Simon fell for her tears and went soft on her after a boring performance of that classic.
Furthermore, this competition is not the place for pretend Idols. What the hell does this bitch know about the civil rights movement? I so wish Ike Turner was still alive. He could have come on stage and beat the crap out of her in a drug infused rage. Not only that, her first performance of Proud Mary made me sick to my stomach. To quote my junior blogger, "my second grade class did that better than her." How true and she gets an overall rank of 4.5/10.
Marley Au Lait must have gotten a hummer from Syesha before the show since he really did provide her with a gift. He was so bad she will most likely stay for another week. Throughout this competition, he has been warned about those dreads and no one is buying his Schwarze Idol routine. It may work for Obama who changed from Oreo to 100% black and got a pass into Harvard Law School on the affirmative action train. But Jason is no Bob Marley. His performance of I Shot the Sheriff was so bad, there are no words to describe it. He also choose a more appropriate song with Dylan's Mr. Tambourine Man, but forgot the lyrics and sucked so bad, Simon didn't even bother to trash him, except to say he needed to pack his bags. For the night, he gets 1/10. Good riddance!
On the other hand, the two David's really equipped themselves well last night, but Giggles ended up winning and put himself in serious contention as the next American Idol. His stage Dad must have beat the crap out of him last week. He blew it out of the house for both performances and got a 9/10. Stand By Me was an inspired song choice and left the girls in the house squealing like Democrats at a free lunch. Love Me Tender was also fantastic and certainly provided Giggles with a great recovery from the last few weeks. But don't get me wrong. I still want still want to see David Cook as the winner, but he seriously damaged himself.
Why didn't he just decide to decide to sing Wham? Duran Duran is yesterday's garbage. They are not even in the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame. His rendition of Hungry Like a Wolf was awful, but he saved himself with a fantastic rendition of Baba O'Reilly by the Who. That was the best performance of the night and resulted in David getting a 8/10. But in the end, he really denied himself of an Idol moment by taking that lame ass song by a tired techno-pop loser group and subjecting us to more. That is almost as bad as having to endure more weeks of Left-wing infighting in the Democrat Party.
Our girl never quits, but I wish she would. Although it would be a quite a treat, I would rather see Syesha than Hillary since the Princess of warmed over socialism may have back, but she lacks cleavage. Syesha had her breasts so snugly pressed together last night, they look like they were about to explode, which might also explain why Simon went soft on her. In a nutshell, they were real and spectacular. Goodbye Marley Au Lait. Goodbye Hillary! Our girl gave it the old college try, but she just couldn't stop the Schwarze Kennedy.
Our Wellesley-Yale educated blue-collar momma couldn't get enough bitter white people to cling to her thunder thighs and now it is mathematically impossible for her to win. But that won't stop her and her cheating husband since we all know that she never won the New Hampshire Primary in the first place. The voting machines were rigged and that has been heavily documented, except in the Left-wing media who only seems to care about stolen elections when they can manufacture stories about Florida in 2000. In the words of great Italian-American, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, get over it! Bush v. Gore was a 7-2 decision and would have never been brought through the courts unless Gore didn't whine like a baby.
Speaking of Fat Al, he was at it again the other day when he suggested that his money-making global warming hoax was the cause of the cyclone in Myanmar. Oh, really! Perhaps, he might get another Nobel Prize like his contemporary, the child murderer Arafat, who died of AIDS from screwing little boys and stole handsomely from his people in order to line his own depraved pockets.
If global warming is such a crisis, why is it that Al Gore’s actions don’t seem to follow his pompous pronouncements. For the record, he lives in a home in Tennessee that consumes more electricity in a month than the average American earns in a year. He has also allowed this property to be used for strip mining and made $500,000 off that environmentally sensitive endeavor. He also has done all his global traveling in a gas guzzling private jet and is transported on the ground by a caravan of Co2 emitting SUVs. When he stays at hotels, he doesn’t even reuse the towels as any good environmentalist would. As a final insult, when he was Vice President, he had central air conditioning installed in the Vice President’s mansion. Yet, in his junk science novel, Earth in the Balance, he berated the use of air-conditioners and the damage of fluorocarbons. How can any one listen to anything this man says in light of this hypocrisy? Perhaps because he invented the Internet?
On the other hand, the Fox Network invents nothing and it couldn't be more true that the man who brought awareness to the intestinal blockage crisis will be performing on tonight's show. Indeed, Bo Bice will be back and that should surely compensate for what should be an obvious result as Marley Au Lait is destined to be out.
Maroon 5 will also be there, but who the hell cares? They are irrelevant to this competition as is Carly Smithson who was also in the house last night displaying that hideous sleeve. Didn't we get enough of that after her many weeks of missed opportunities on this show? Security should stop her at the door and turn her away, particularly after she blasphemed the Lord during her last appearance.
Don't worry Carly. Jason will soon be joining you and he doesn't even deserve a record deal after his disasterous and unprofessional antics last night.
Until the results,
Maniac - - out