Did you really think that I wouldn't break and have more to say about the horrible injustice that occurred on American Idol? Poor Sunshine couldn't stop crying and crying about this outrageous turn of events. But she need not worry. Even Simon gave her a standing ovation as she sung us out for the last time in a dramatic Idol shocker that was even more unjust than when Kellie Pickler was sent home and Katherine McPhee stayed all the way to the top two.
Besides being married to a senior citizen, what has McPhee done lately? Our Pickle, on the other hand, is a country music sensation who has won accolades for her astonishing rise from being a waitress at the Sonic on roller blades. So our Sunshine should take heart. This is just the beginning for her.
However, that still doesn't stop my bitterness and anger from brewing like a cauldron. I, like Reverend Wright, will not be silenced by the Democrat Party Establishment, which is shuttering at the thought of him providing us with more insights into his views that were distorted through "snippets." It looks like the chickens are really come home to roost for the Schwarze Kennedy, and I, like my girl Hillary, want more and more
Isn't it more than obvious that Wright has more loyalty to the Clinton's, than poor hapless Obama. After all, wasn't Bill Clinton the first black President, as noted by the hack novelist Toni Morrison? Did Obama really think that the likes of Sharpton and Wright would accept him when their loyalties lie with a philandering scum bag who is apparently all black as opposed to Senator Oreo?
Poor Billy Boy suffered another betrayal today when the former DNC Chairman, Joe Andrew, who he appointed just switched his vote from Hillary to Obama. I wonder if Carville will try to classify him as a Judas like they did with Richardson? Perhaps, Carly can start of the Democrat Convention in Denver with her rendition of Superstar. With all the backstabbers in the house, it would be more than appropriate. Perhaps, wine gets better with age, but not my girl Hillary. She just gets nastier and nastier as she tries to grab power away from the racial healer in the same manner that Gore tried to steal the election from Bush in 2000.
By the way, while the Democrats try to bamboozle typical white people in small town America into believing that the sky is falling, why is it that the economy grew by .6% in the last quarter. If we are suffering from the worst recession since the Great Depression, shouldn't we be in total decline rather than stagnant? The New York Times must be so angry about this as noted on the front page the other day, but that doesn't seem to stop them from firing its workers in droves while editorializing about the brutality of corporate downsizing.
On Wall Street, the stock market is rising and the dollar is getting stronger while in Washington the Pelosi Congress is seeing another fake political issue dispersing since we are not in a recession. For that matter, there is no health care crisis since it is only ten million who lack insurance, not 47 million, unless you count illegal immigrants, those who elect not to pay for health insurance and for those who are too stupid to sign up for Medicaid.
But don't worry. Our little pocket of sunshine, Hillary, is going to save the day just like she did when she saved Arkansas's educational system back when she was First Lady of Arkansas making shady commodities trades and slimy land deals. But look at the progress that has been made after our Girl stepped up to the plate. Now Arkansas ranks 48 in terms of literacy and math skills. That's almost as impressive as her hubby's record as President where he was handed a world free of the Soviet Union and when he left office, he allowed the Islamofacists to organize and kill with impunity while he got hummers from a skanky chubby girl with Daddy issues.
Our Sunshine would never act like that and left this competition with the grace and dignity that we expect from her. Some might suggest she is bitch or it was all an act, but they are just too darn cynical for me. Unlike Neil Diamond with his devil eye brows, our Sunshine radiates love, even more so than Sanjaya. By the way, Neil performed Pretty Amazing Grace last night. Guess what? It was amazingly bad. He even had the audacity to challenge Simon's commentary. But what did he do for our hopefuls? He left our Sunshine in the ash heap while he was trying to bang Syesha. What a dirty old man! At least when Rod Stewart was mentoring our hopefuls, he had Penny to keep him in line.
Let this be a lesson to the Producers. America doesn't need or want a performer on this show that appeals to Long Island, Queens and Parsippany. We don't need to see elderly woman with big hair, fake nails and huge asses stamped with the Juicy Couture label. We need heartland American fun and real talent that is hip and now like Natasha Bedingfield.
What an absolutely outstanding performance. Natasha sang a Pocket Full of Sunshine, which was fitting tribute to the demise of Sunshine. She rocked the house and I'm sure MTV is coming up with another vapid reality show so that they can use that as the theme song as did they did with Unwritten. Natasha, unlike Neil, even went over the hopefuls and mauled Giggles. She even agreed to go to the Prom with him. That was certainly a lot more palatable than watching Diamond leering at Syesha with carnal desire infused by Viagra.
America doesn't need that filth, nor does it need Ryan trying to cover-up Paula's latest screw up. The rumors aren't true! America is not as stupid as Democrat Primary voters. Paula needs to go. She is diminishing the show, even more so than the slimy Constantine who was in the house last night. Will the Producers ever stop? No one is going to watch Schmegel's reality show. I don't know about you, but Gina Glocksen and her inner tube like arms aren't that much of a draw, nor is the slimy Constantine, who even had the nerve to paw at our Pickle in the past.
The Ford Commercial, Catch the Wind, was an even bigger waste of time and I can't believe the Producers of this show have our hopefuls buying into all this environmental crap that has been pimped by the fat unpatriotic, Internet-inventing, idiot whose home in Tennessee uses more electricity in a month than the average American uses in a year. I wish Al Gore would just go away. Furthermore, if Global Warming was a real issue, why have the average temperatures remained the same since 1998 according to recent reports?
The Medley was equally disastrous and further added to the demise of Sunshine. Neil Diamond just doesn't mix with this competition. As a consequence, this was one of the worst weeks in this competition and I can't believe that dumb as a post Marley Au Lait is still with us, not to mention Syesha. At least we had the amusement of seeing Simon get a call from the girl he kissed at age 9 in the garden. Unfortunately, Tara Miller didn't seem to have much to say about Simon's tongue tackling ability, but what else should be expect from a Brit.
Simon, like Miley Cyrus, seems to have started at a young age exploring his sexuality. But at least his parents weren't posing in erotic pictures with him or allowing him to strip as the Cyrus clan did in Vanity Fair. Leave it to those Hillbillies to encourage incest.
This gross spectacle is further evidence of the extent that stage parents would go to make money off their children. Even we didn't need any further evidence, it is now time for David Archuleta's stage Dad to start pimping pictures of Giggles in the buff in Playgirl. That should delight the perverts in Congress who like nothing better than a page spread eagle. It's only a matter of time. Trust me.
Next week, it will be Rock and Roll week. I can't imagine that Syesha will be able to survive that. But as we approach the end of this historic season, it seems like we will have a finale with David Archuleta and David Cook. This will be the first male vs. male finale since Ruben and Clay, which was another fantastic match-up.
Until next week,
Maniac - - out