Musings of a Maniac

The Idol - Giggles Gets Laughed Off the Stage By 12 Million Votes

At this time in previous years, my heart fills with longing to take on new challenges.  I dare to dream the impossible.  Idol has and always will offer solace to those who suffer at the hands of the evil-doers who oppress us in cubicles of broken dreams.  Last night's finale had it ups and downs, but it still left me with the strong belief that America's best days are yet to come.  We will not be stopped by the false prophets who offer empty promises.  More importantly, we will not be silenced by the Left-wing media who have embraced the Schwarze Fuhrer with same devotion that George Michael did to that Police Officer at LAX in the Men's Room.

The Left is already starting off about how the Republicans will use fear and smear tactics to tarnish Senator Adolf Oreo.  For the record, John Francois Kerry swift-boated himself when he tried to use his unpatriotic actions in Vietnam as a basis for his failed White House bid.  Furthermore, it is Obama who entitled his book after a sermon delivered by Reverend Wright.  It was also Obama who bought his multi-million dollar home in Chicago with the assistance of a corrupt Chicago fixer, Tony Rezko.  Let's not forgot how William Ayers held a fund raiser at his home to help the Schwarze Fuhrer launch his political career.  It is not racist to bring these issues up nor is it wrong to suggest that it would be irresponsible and naive to meet with the President of Iran without preconditions, as Obama has suggested on more than one occasion.  Of course now, he is back-tracking, but we won't let him get away with it!

The Left has always appeased evil-doers throughout history and the result has been unmitigated failure.  FDR sold out Eastern Europe to Stalin at Yalta and it wasn't until Reagan that these people were liberated.  John Kennedy insisted on meeting Kruschev in 1961 in Vienna without pre-conditions and what followed was the Berlin Wall and the brink of nuclear disaster  in Cuba.  Jimmy Carter appeased the radical Islamics and helped foster the current regime in Iran.  Now the Schwarze Fuhrer has explicitly suggested we do the same, but no one is allowed to attack him for it or "swift-boat" him.  Any one who dares will be called a racist.  I don't know about you, but it's time to speak now before it is too late and we all end up in re-education camps run by his finally proud to be American wife and William Ayers. 

Obama is a fraud and a liar.  Even his favorable press is all a canard.  Over the weekend and on this blog, we all heard it said that 80,000 people showed up to hear him speak in Oregon.  But they weren't there for him it turns out.  It was a concert where he showed up.  Like all those old-time celebrities on Idol last night, the Schwarze Fuhrer was just trying to leverage his ambitions over those who paid to hear music, not the false words of a fake post-partisan racial healer.  I wonder if his supplicants in the MSM will offer a clarification.  I wouldn't hold your breathe or you might up dead like Mary Jo Kopechne.

Ted Kennedy left the hospital yesterday after the "bad" news was reported and the MSM has been running tributes to him like he is the Pope.  However, the last time I checked, the Pope never went down to Palm Beach for a drunken sex romp with his rapist nephew, William Kennedy Smith, and drug addicted loser of a son, Patrick.  Take notice George Michael!  Too much pot and wide stances in restrooms haven't done wonders for your vocals as noted by your scary appearance and putrid vocals last night on the show. 

I don't know what bathroom stall they pulled him out of last night, but he was horrible and had no place in this competition.  It was one thing to bring us Prince, but who needs some loser who hasn't had a hit since 1987?  This competition is about today and not yesterday.  He sang Praying for Time, which Carrie Underwood did a much better job on during Idol Gives back Week.  The judges gave him a standing ovation, but my junior blogger and I gave him a raspberry.  He gives new meaning to sucking and he ruined what could have been a fantastic medley by the Top 12 of some of his earlier hits like Faith, Father Figure and Freedom.  Our hopefuls also blew it out of the house at the start of the show with a fantastic rendition of Get Ready.  Jersey Nick was so excited by the white outfits he was dancing like one of the So You Think You Can Dance dancers that appeared last night

I have no doubt that David Hernandez gave George a little show to cheer him up after he sucked ass on stage last night (and probably back stage as well).  His excuse was a cold, but America is not that foolish.  His appearance was the biggest disappointment of the night and for that he his entitled to the Senator Larry Craig Wide Stance Award.

On the other hand, after George Michael and his ugly sunglasses stomped off the stage, Ryan Seacrest got to the moment we were all waiting for.  Over 97.5 million votes were cast and David Cook ended up winning by 12 million votes in a stunning Idol shocker.  America got it right once again as they have in so many seasons.

The number of votes was a record and and viewer-ship was up by 2 million from last season for the finale.  Simon even apologized to David C. for his harshness the other night.  After watching what we all saw in the showdown, Simon realized he was way off.  David sang the Idol song, Time of My Life, and ended this season on a very high note, despite some of the missteps made with the celebrity guests on the final results show.

I feel bad for Giggles and agreed with Simon, that either one deserved to win since both are quite talented.  It's too bad that Jeff Archuletta had to ruin this for Giggles, who was the favorite throughout this competition.  If that animal lays one hand on David A., America will rush to his defense.  With Maegan's law in place, there is no way that child abusing animal will get away with any funny business.

As I said yesterday, David Archuletta behaved well throughout this competition and worked his ass off, unlike Jason Castro.  He has a strong instrument and his performance with One Republic was one of the better vocals of the night. 

When he cuts a record deal, that could be the right genre for him and may save himself from becoming the next Josh Groban or even worse the Jonas Brothers.

First they inflict Miley Cyrus on us and then the Jonas Brothers.  Will the Producer's ever stop with the shameless commercialism?  This competition is about art, not the latest teeny bopper virgins who are probably banging cocktail waitresses three at a time. My junior blogger said after watching them perform, "I'd rather have Maroon 5 than this."  At least they sounded better than Miley Cyrus and we have yet to see their families have them pose half-nude for Vanity Fair.

In the house last night, a number of celebrities were there including our favorite tranny, Terri Hatcher.  Not to be outdone, Janice Dickinson was also there mouthing I Love You's to one of the underage hopefuls she probably wanted to turn into jail bait.  Of course, Blake Lewis was there along with the Queen of UGLY, Fantasia, Ruben, Mr. Bo Bice and assorted Hollywood royalty.  I also thought I saw Captain Kangaroo, but that was just Randy dressed in the most ridiculous jacket I have ever seen.  I also was happy to see Matt Rogers, Super bowl, in Kansas City and the young Fran Dresher, Mikalah Gordon, in Salt Lake City.  It is good to see that there is hope out there for those who don't make the final cut in the august competition.

As for someone who did make the cut and continues to be a country music juggernaut, I want to send a special shout out to Carrie Underwood.  She looked like a hoochie momma last night and quite the star.  She blew it out of the house and made it clear what this competition can do for those with imagination and drive.  Her performance of Last Name was inspired.  It was so good to see her back.

Jordin also performed last night and it was great to see that her vocal chords have healed.  Earlier in the season, it was rumored that she may have seriously damaged her vocals, but she sounded pretty damn good last night, but she has a long way to go before she gets to Underwood status.  My junior blogger, on the other hand, thought her vocals "brings the finale to the tip of the Ocean."

I also wonder how she traveled all the way from Disneyworld to Hollywood.  At the beginning of the show, she pimped the new Idol ride at the Magic Kingdom, and then she appeared on stage to sing.  The marvels of technology!  I don't know about you, but I will be the first in the line for that Disney attraction since that is the closest I will ever get to being in this august competition.  I can barely scrape together tickets for the summer tour.

At least I can still watch those commercials of the Davids imitating Tom Cruise in Risky Business.  But didn't Cruise wear tight whitey's?  Why was David A. in boxers instead?  I guess his stage Dad had decided not to put him in kiddie porn via Billy Ray Cyrus.   

They also had a Ford Commercial montage and the awarded the top 2 a Ford Hybrid.  Let's hope that runs better than a Pinto since the last thing we would want is to see these two kids end up in a car accident like Lindsey Lohan or Nick Hogan.

But if they do loose control of the vehicles, I would hope they would run them right into Jack Black, Ben Stiller and Robert Downey, Jr.  That skit with Gladys Knight was an insult to the Pips and a total waste of time.  How dare they tarnish Midnight Train to Georgia!  We can all remember when Princess P made us cry with her UGLY rendition that classic.  Of course her subsequent CD following Idol barely sold 14, records, which was probably better than Carly Smithson's controversial first CD.

Speaking of that, why the hell did she and Michael Johns get a duet when they were both voted off early?  Are the Producer's still insistent on pimping these two over-hyped nightmares?  Their performance of the Letter was a complete and utter mess. And yet again, that hideous sleeve was blazingly displayed, causing living rooms across America to wretch. 

The Outback Idol and Carly screwed many who participated in Idol pools and that can not and should not be forgiven.  In the end, this is American Idol, not Irish or Australian Idol.  We need to get some Americans to knock some sense into Nigel and hopefully it will be someone much younger.  This show shouldn't be appealing to the aged with the likes of Donna Summer, Bryan Adams and Seal. 

Furthermore, what happened to the Golden Idols?  Who can forgot Rhonetta?  Michael Sandecki and others who charmed us with their antics.  Instead, for comedy, we get Jimmy Kimmel who was no where near as funny as his skit on Idol Gives Back Week.  But he gets props for his joke about how much of a tip he should give Sanjaya who valet-parked his car.  The mean Simon montage could have been better, buy why was it that Jimmy didn't even bother to mention Randy Jackson?  He truly is irrelevant to this competition and I'm sure he was pissed after that since once again Simon trumped him and he didn't even have to dress up like Captain Kangaroo as Randy did.

Since Idol deprived us of the Golden Idols, I have decided to institute the Bronze Maniac to fill the void.  As noted above, George Michael gets the Senator Larry Craig Wide Stance Award and here are some others:

Worst Performance by a Gap-Toothed Canadian:  Who is Bryan Adams?  Why does he matter?  Why does he get to sing with the Top 6 males?  Why didn't he ever use Clearasil?  If he had, perhaps his face wouldn't look like Mischa Barton's ass in the recent pictures that were released.  He sucked and is even more irrelevant than Hillary Clinton, now that she has been vanquished by the Schwarze Fuhrer.

Most Memorable Sunshine of the Night:  Once again, Brooke was back and it made me so happy to see her make Graham Nash look good last night.  She was wonderful, while he sucked.  She made America shine with a lovely rendition of Teach the Children.  I hope her the best of success and long for her new CD.

Even Worse Complexion than Bryan Adams Award:  Syesha looked hot last night, but Seal looked fat.  Heidi Klum must be feeding him way to much strudel and it hasn't helped his vocals or complexion.  That performance of Waiting for You was way too pitchy, buy Syesha looked great.

Best Performance by a Lazy Pot Head:  Jason did a great job with Hallelujah, but why didn't he try harder when it mattered?  He gave up on this competition and that is unforgivable.  You don't get as far as he did and then throw up your hands and say I'm too stupid to live so I'll forget the lyrics to Dylan and blow like Lewinsky when I do Bob Marley.

A Woman in Most Need of An Electric Stair Chair: Donna Summer can't even walk down stairs any more and has done more work to her face than a contractor working on a house flip.  What a disaster to see the Disco Diva in need of a wheelchair!  The Top 6 girls blew it out during the medley and but then she shows up as Gloria Desmond and bores us with Stomp Your Feet.  She can't even walk down stairs; so why is she singing about stomping her feet? That was just sad!

A Man in Most Need of A Serious Beating:  Who the hell needs Guru Pitkar?  Why is he making David A. uncomfortable?  No one needs to even envision the day Giggles will grow hair in "weird and wonderful places."  This is a singing competition, not a vehicle to pimp some racist take on those who practice in alternative religions.  That skit was lame beyond words and I shutter to thing how bad that movie will tank at the box office.  Up yours Paramount and Mike Meyers!!

Men in Most Need of a Shave:  ZZ Top and David Cook brought down the house with Sharp Dressed Man.  Those guys look like they just crawled out of cave, but I thoroughly enjoyed the performance.  At least they still sound good after all these years unlike George Michael.

As for the Freak Montage with Jared Wiley who sounded like Snow White, Alexis Cohen who seems like America's next serial killer and the the performance by Renaldo Lupoz along with the USC marching band, that was a little too stupid and I would have preferred to see Kelly Clarkson.  Of course, Paula and Randy couldn't help looking foolish by joining the fun and dancing to Best Friends Forever.  I can't wait to down that classic onto my Nano!

Well, that about cinches it for this season.  We ended with a bit of a shocker and the finale will be talked about for generations to come since American Idol gets more relevant every year and then some.

Unlike Hillary Clinton who is mired in $19.5 million in campaign debt, this competition makes money every year, but still gives back.  But like Hillary's failed campaign, this competition endures.  Just yesterday our Fat Big Hipped Mint Julep announced that she is taking her fight with the Schwarze Fuhrer all the way to the Denver convention. 

But if I were her, I'd be careful since the Schwarze Fuhrer might try to pull a Reichstag and burn the place down if that is what he needs to do to seize power and instill his national socialism across America while subjugating the interests of Israel to those of his Muslim friends in Iran, Syria and Jordan, let alone his affinity for Hamas.

This season may have ended, but the campaign endures as does the Maniac.

Maniac - - out

 

David Cooked David's Goose

When Mr. Ruben Studdard sung us out last night after an eventful battle between Giggles and David Cook, it was hard not to get wistful about the close of this august season.  I was already filled with a void now that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have split and then Ruben had to make me cry with his emotional performance.  However, tonight's finale should prove to be spectacular as usual.  How couldn't it be since it is rumored that the virginal Jonas Brothers will be performing?

Ruben, of course, rocked the house last night and highlighted to us that after this season, Idol as we know it may never be the same.  After seven seasons of filling our hearts and hearths with the joy of song, sweet yesterday's  and better tomorrow's, we can only imagine what may come next?  With Clive Davis' termination as a record executive, it will be virtually impossible to make the show more hip.  Perhaps, Andrew Lloyd Webber's return might hint that he will play a bigger role next year.  After all, the man who created Cats and Starlight Express brings new meaning to contemporary entertainment. 

When Idol closes tonight, what will we do to fill our evenings with reality television?  The Hills had its finale last week as did America's Top Model and Keeping Up with the Kardashian's.  What do we have to look forward too?  Living Lohan?  Denise Richard's reality show?  The void will be ever so great and profound.

Ruben's performance of Celebrate My Home was a quintessential moment in Idol history.  Some have complained that they missed Daniel Powter's Bad Day, which was effectively used in Season 4, but I'll take the Velvet Teddy Bear any day.  He is an Idol of grandeur (and I do mean grandeur).  Thus, we should not only celebrate home in Ruben's honor, we should also celebrate the joys of obesity.  Grab that cheesecake, mow down those brownies and ravage that meatloaf with more breadcrumbs than ground chuck.

One of the luminaries of the obese suffered a tragic blow this weekend and yesterday it was revealed that Senator Edward Kennedy has a malignant brain tumor.  His chances of survival are limited and he may soon find his special place in hell where he belongs.  But who knows if this is not just another political stunt?  Perhaps, Fat Ted took a page out of Elizabeth Edwards' book and decided to make-up the diagnosis as a means to curry favor with voters on behalf of the Schwarze Kennedy.  On the other hand, assuming Ted is telling the truth, I have something shocking to say.

Even though Ted is a drunk murderer who was an accomplice to rape committed by his nephew, William Kennedy Smith, we should not wish him this kind of deadly medical condition. That would just be bad karma, which is the last thing I would want. After all, without Ted around, what beached Left-wing whale will we have to laugh at?  What was that slut Mary Jo doing with a married man any how?

Who could hate and wish death upon a man who left a young woman carrying his child to drown at the bottom of a lake after he ran off and tried to get one of his aids to take the blame?  At least he didn't send her off to get an abortion in defiance of his Catholic faith.  Indeed, Ted's whole life is a paragon of Catholic values.  He cheated on his wife and left her humiliated and broken after he dumped her.  He got thrown out of Harvard for cheating on his Spanish exam and abused alcohol.  How many commandments didn't he break? 

Fat Ted who will soon even be more brain dead at least had the opportunity to throw his considerable weight behind the Schwarze Kennedy who has been brutalized by Big Momma Clinton and her hapless husband whose heart may soon explode.  But by virtue of the crowds that Obama seems to attract, he probably didn't need Ted's help  In Oregon over the weekend, Senator Oreo's messianic appeal was more than evident when close to 80,000 people showed up to hear him speak.  Any student of history should beware of charismatic leaders offering the promise of the Nanny State.  This man is a false prophet who has surrounded himself with scavengers and hate-mongers like Reverend Wright?  His appeal to the masses reminds me more and more of prewar Germany.  Thus, for now on, we shall refer to him as the Schwarze Fuhrer, instead of the Schwarze Kennedy.

As for his sweet little Ava Braun who is finally proud to be an American, she should be attacked and scrutinized.  What's the Schwarze Fuhrer going to do those who question his affiliation with a woman he claims has been unfairly portrayed with distorted "snippets?"  Wasn't that the same defense he set forth about Reverend Wright, until we found out that his snippets were an accurate portrayal of his radical left-wing views?  I would say more, but I may end up with a green, white and red star on my arm since I happen to be a garlic nosed Italian.  Why doesn't he leave us alone and spend more time appeasing the terrorist regimes that still deny the Holocaust occurred?  The Left has always appeased our enemies since they are in concert with them when it comes to destroying this Shining City on the Hill.  Thus, the Schwarze Fuhrer's righteous indignation about Bush's comments last week ring hollow.  What a narcissistic fool?  The world doesn't revolve around him and for that, we are far better off.

But the world does revolve around this competition and the promise it still holds.  However, what the hell was all that boxing stuff last night?  Come on now.  Ramiele, the Mail Order Bride, could knock the crap out of Giggles, let alone our paunch-bellied Mr. Cook.  When I saw those two on stage, that last thing that came to mind was Mike Tyson and the hateful and dirty fighter, Mohamed Ali.  Both Davids' are gentle and well-behaved.  They represent the best of good sportsmanship as indicated by the dignity and grace they have displayed throughout this competition.  They are not brain-damaged anti-American thugs who cheapened the sport of boxing like Cassius Clay, another fake Left-wing hero like the Schwarze Fuhrer.

Giggles won the coin toss and David started off the show.  They both sang three songs, one chosen by Clive Davis, one lame-ass song competition selection and then their own choice.  Simon declared Giggles the victor of all rounds, but I wonder if that was a ploy.  Perhaps, he figured that he would lull Giggle's fans into a false sense of security, while stirring David C's fan base into a fierce urgency of now.  I must have voted several hundred times.  I so want to see Stage Dad, Jeff Archuletta, blow a gasket if Cook pulls this off.  In the end, David C. should win this competition and I wouldn't be surprised if he did, even though the judges seemed to pimp Giggles like a bad hangover.

David sang I Still Have Not Found What I'm Looking For, Big Dreams and the World I Know.  His overall rating for the night was 23.5/30. I found his rendition of I Still Have Not Found What I'm Looking For acceptable, but he didn't change it up or add a new twist to it.  He played it safe and that hurt him in the first round. However, he did a better job on a totally rotten song in the second round.  By the way, when are they going to get rid of this song writing competition?  Big Dreams!!  How original.  Poor David did the best with it, but then blew it out of the house with his final performance of the World I Know.

Unlike Simon, I appreciated David's powerful and emotional performance.  He brought the house down and didn't choose something he did before, unlike Giggles.  He cried at the end as did America and that may have cinched this competition for him, despite what conventional wisdom may dictate.  He could be the John McNasty of this competition up against the Schwarze Fuhrer.  However, it is Giggles stage father who seems more like the fascist dictator who crushes hopes and dreams with his ambitions.

Giggles last night was putting all he had on the table and at times, he seemed to over-sing, particularly his first performance, Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me.  I'm sure you all recall when Clay Aiken performed this classic in the season 5 finale with Michael Sandecki.  That was a classic Idol moment and David Archuletta is no Clay Aiken.  How Simon could suggest that was his best performance is beyond me?  However, it was good as was his second song, In the Moment.

But once again, the song was lame and a retread of A Moment Like This.  How can anyonne compete with that Kelly Clarkson classic?  No one in this universe and certainly not Giggles.  David ended the show with a less rousing rendition of Imagine.  Earlier in the season, he blew that ode to socialism out of the house, but the second time around, it was not as good.  It was also a total cop out to do something he already performed.  Overall, David gets a 23/30 for the night.

Simon is totally out of his mind to suggest that David C. should have redone his early rendition of Billy Jean.  For someone who all season goes off about the need to be different, I can't understand where he was coming from.  Furthermore, as I have said before, John Lennon and his hateful music doesn't belong in this competition that celebrates American values and traditions.  Richard Nixon rightfully targeted that Lennon for deportation and so did David Chapman, except Chapman deported him to the fires where he will soon be joined by Teddy Kennedy, the last son of that family of Nazi sympathizers, bootleggers, drug addicts and cretins.

While battle rages on Idol last night, our girl Hillary was at again destroying the Schwarze Fuhrer in Kentucky with a huge 35% victory, while Senator Adolf Oreo beat her in Oregon, by much lesser margins.  Hillary plans to continue, while the Left circles around the false prophet.  But if I were them, I wouldn't count on a graceful exit by the self-indulgent heroine of socialized medicine and murderess of Vince Foster.

In the time we have left with Season 7, I'm sure many surprises are in store for us, as there are for the Schwarze Fuhrer.  We will be hearing more as the days go on from his laundry list of affiliations with Hamas, Reverend Wright and William Ayres, the Weather Underground terrorist.  We will also see a long list of stars on Idol tonight for what should be prove be an interesting and eventful finale.

Until the results,

Maniac - -out

   

The Idol - David v. David

Last night's results show was predictable and the long-awaited David v. David finale is a foregone conclusion.  Syesha had about as much chance of getting to the final two as our Blue Collar Momma, Hillary, has of getting the Democrat Party Presidential nomination, now that the Breck Girl has endorsed the Schwarze Kennedy.  But before we get to that, did anyone notice Simon's expression after Fantasia performed last night?  He looked like he passed a kidney stone.  I'm sure America had the same reaction and the performance was reminiscent of Britney Spears' comeback performance of Gimme More on the VMA's.

When Ryan announced that Broadway star and singing sensation Fantasia was performing for us, I expected one hell of an UGLY performance.  Who can forget when she got down on bended knee before America and blew it out of the park with her rendition of Summertime?  That was a classic Idol moment that almost brought Simon to tears.  What we saw last night was a totally different Fantasia.  She has packed on more pounds than a bear before hibernation and her booty looked like Beyonce, J. Lo and Tyra Banks combined.  With the hair and a few tatoos, you might even mistake her for Denis Rodman.  Her outfit was unsightly and her performance of Bore Me was so over the top, it was hard to know how to react.

Fantasia has always been an Idol favorite and captured our hearts in Season 3 as the crack ho with a dream that transcended her hardscrabble origins.  Who would have thought it would have come to this?  In the immortal words of Whitney Houston, the former Mrs. Bobbie Brown, "crack is whack."  Fantasia has gone way downtown and it was a classic American tragedy.

There are no words to express our shock and dismay.  I will say this.  She can shake that junk in the trunk like no other.  Despite that fact that she is now three times bigger than in Season 3, she can move like a Democrat going after our tax dollars.  She was all over that stage shaking and grinding like Bill Clinton at an underage sorority party.  Let's hope that was just an aberration and that Fantasia is not headed for an untimely demise.  We long for the day when she gets down and UGLY like no other hopeful.

As for the Fag, John Edwards, he is just plain ugly and his lame attempt to claim the VP mantel once again is not fooling any one here in America.  He spoke yesterday about creating "one" America, but as far as I know, America has always been one country, except when Democrats divide us based on race, class and economics as they try to instill their socialist aspirations. 

Senator Oreo must have breathed a sigh of relief since Edwards seems to be his only hope of connecting with typical white and bitter small-town America.  However, why someone who gets $500 haircuts and gets paid $50,000 for a speech on poverty somehow connects with the working class is beyond me?  In the minds of the far radical Left, someone who spends more time grooming in front a mirror than Hollywood celebrities is a working class hero, as is our $109 million dollar girl, Hillary.

John Edwards will and always has been a slimy ambulance chaser who tried to exploit his son's death for political purposes.  Unfortunately, his 8 year quest for the White House ended in defeat in 2004 and with a whopping total of 19 delegates in 2008.  If the transformative racial healer thinks that will help him connect with typical white people, I may want to sell him the Brooklyn Bridge.  As for Edward's fat cow of a wife, she was no where to be seen yesterday since she feels more affinity for Hillary.  I guess unqualified losers who cling to their incompetent and failed husbands have an affinity for each other.  Let's hope we don't have to listen to Elizabeth pimping her alleged cancer diagnosis to get even more sympathy votes.  I don't think I could handle it.

Frankly, I am not the only one.  Our American patriot, who was the son of a black-listed Commie pinko, was at Cannes yesterday and said he found Obama's voting record to be "phenomenally inhuman."  Indeed, I refer to the man who beat Madonna, third-rate loser actor Sean Penn.  Like his father, he is nothing but a weak-kneed fudge packer.  Can't you just picture Tim Robbins banging Sean while Sarandon man-handles Timmy boy?

I guess Sean must be upset that the Schwarze Kennedy has now been spotted wearing a flag lapel pin for three days in a row while playing pool in order to establish his blue-collar credentials.  So much for his promise about avoiding false symbols like the American flag.  After his 41 point loss to our darling Hillary in West Virginia, he decided he might want to wrap himself in the flag in the same manner that he embraced his anti-American bigoted minister for the last 20 years along with the Weather Underground Terrorist, William Ayers.

As for Idol last night, the show was not so interesting, but for the Fantasia train wreck.  Syesha was cast to the wind, which was more than expected, but she handled it with grace and dignity.  The video of her hometown visit didn't generate the same crowds as the Davids, but she came off as human and likable.  I have a new appreciation for her and wish her well.  She is keeping her Daddy sober through her magnificent achievements.  I also want to send a shout out to Mayor Lou Ann Palmer who did a handstand for Syesha in Sarasota.  From the looks of her hometown, Syesha came a long way to get to this stage. 

As an Italian-American, I understand her struggle against the heavy hand of the white man who has oppressed us with their condescending handouts.  Yet, we rise above it.  As my junior blogger noted, "I'm FBI (full blooded Italian),"  even though she has some dirty blood running through her body.  As FBI's, we know can overcome the Left-wing assault on our freedoms.  They care more about protecting overpopulated polar bears than they do about keeping our taxes low so that we build wealth and live free from interference of the Nanny State.

Ultimately, American Idol attracts more interest than the scum in the Democrat Party.  56 million American voted and in the house last night, we saw Kristy Lee Cook, Michael Johns, the Mail Order Bride, Jacuzzi and our Sunshine, Brooke White.  However, the medley was once again not so grand.  The three just don't jive together even though the song choice of Ain't No Stopping Us Now was inspired.  The Ford Commercial, Heaven, was also just all right since we had seen the Fortune Teller routine in previous seasons. 

However, Idol is always far better than the other reality shows.  Since the results started at 9, my junior blogger and I were forced to watch America's Top Model Finale.  What a joke!.  Tyra Banks is even more annoying than Katie Couric.  Of course, they ended up picking the fat one as the top model, Whitney.  What a politically correct ploy?  Since when are runway models supposed to be bigger than a house?  Now that Tyra has so much junk in the trunk, I guess she had to favor the fatty over the more slender and dumber, Anya.  When my junior blogger saw Jay Emmanuel coaching the girls, she couldn't believe what she saw.  She noted that "he brings gay to a whole other level."

I comforted her by reminding her that so does John Edwards.  Unlike the well-coiffed Botoxed opportunist, both Davids provided us with some emotional highs on their homecoming visits.  When David Cook went to see his elementary school teacher in Missouri to thank her for the encouragement, she wept as did America at this touching Idol moment.  David has acted as a gentlemen throughout this competition and he more than deserved the outpouring of support from his hometown crowd.

Giggles also got a heroes welcome in Murray, Utah and even when crying, he giggles.  His mother also looked hot, which makes it hard to believe that she would remain married to the hatted stage Dad, who was giving dirty looks to Nigel Lythgow after he was banned from going backstage.  However, what was even more disturbing than David's father is Mayor Snarr, who had a waxed handle bar mustache.  Who would have thought our Giggles hailed from the wild wild west?

Next week, Season Seven will come to close in what should prove to be an exciting finale and will probably end up being a very close finish.  David Archultetta appeals to all the pre-teen girls, while David Cook has Cougars on the prowl for his ass.  This should prove to be a fight to the finish, but I better get too see Kelly Clarkson on stage.  Where has she been?  If she can sing Ava Maria to the Pope, she can certainly sing for America on the stage where it all began for her and some many other grasping for that moonbeam to the stars.

Until next week,

Maniac - - out

The Idol - Syesha is Cooked!

Last night, our top three sang three songs, the Judges' and Producers' choice as well as their own selection.  But before we even begin to discuss performances, it is time to start taking stock of this competition as our journey comes to a close for a seventh season.

As is always the case when watching this august competition, my high school friend called me during the commercial break to discuss the performances.  At one point, she was on the phone with her sister who told her "You're still watching this."  My junior blogger ran around like a chicken with her head chopped off.  I asked her why she wasn't paying attention any more and she said, " I just don't care any more. Without Brooke, this competition is nothing to me."

Perhaps that explains why the viewership has dropped by a whopping 36% since January 15 when the journey began.  On that day of promise and hope, 33.24 million viewers tuned in. Yet, on May 6th, the last results show, there were only 21.25 million viewers.  What once promised to be a field of dreams of rosette skies striving for a better tomorrow now looks the Love Canal of hopeless despair.  For this competition to survive, wholesale changes are needed.  Otherwise, Idol may be heading towards the same demise as the Republican Party.  Last night, the GOP lost another House Seat in a safe district in Mississippi to a pretend conservative Democrat.  Now, the Pelosi forces of darkness will have one more ally in their quest to turn America into the next New Jersey.

The Democrat Party, led by the man who is too good to wear a seat belt, has turned New Jersey over the last ten years into one of the highest tax states in the country, while the state flounders in corruption and fiscal ruin.  Corzine even paid more for his whore than Spitzer when he fronted his union hack lover $400,000 as a "loan."  If trends continue, I can see the same thing happening to our Shining City on the Hill, which will become a darkened palace of hedonism where criminals are allowed to roam free with the assistance of the Nanny State, while hard-working average Joes will be re-educated to embrace the cultural and moral depravity of the Soros' funded hacks.

Idol is heading in the same direction and changes are needed like yesterday!  The first order of business should be the immediate termination of Randy Jackson.  He has long outlived his usefulness and has offered nothing to this competition, other than meaningless commentary and racial bias.  If the Producers want a real Pimp on this show, what could be better than Snoop Doggy Dog, who even made a guest appearance on One Life To Live?

Obviously, Seacrest and Cowell need to remain since America loves to laugh at their homo-erotic relationship, but they should do skits together like getting pedicures or shopping for Armani T-Shirts that don't highlight Simon's nipples.  Ryan could treat Simon to a makeover, which could be a funny segment.  As for our Plasticine Earth Mother, Paula Abdul, her drunk routine is wearing thin and I would rather see a Minx like Kellie Pickler stepping into her shoes.  Other alternatives should include Cher or Madonna.  Instead of getting plastic surgery and trying to continue with careers that are so over, they could usher new talent into the fold.   

These are obvious changes, but much more will be needed.  How about cutting back on those annoying auditions and choosing hopefuls who are not only good singers, but profoundly disturbed?  Without drama, what is this competition?  The Hills is turning into the next reality show juggernaut simply because every one loves to see a cat fight and now LC is feuding with Audrina, not to mention the ongoing Heidi-Spencer fight.  The only excitement we have had this season is watching Giggle's stage Dad creep-out the other hopefuls, bully David and finally getting banned from going back stage. Indeed, Jeff Archuletta is no longer permitted back-stage to "help" David. 

If you ask me that was too little too late.  Every time he appears in the audience with his ugly hat, I want to pelt him with rocks and garbage.  When Nigel Lythgoe was questioned about this incident in a recent interview, he handled the matter delicately,  Instead, he should have gone off on this animal and called him out for being a hectoring shrewish loser who is trying to ride his son's coat-tails into fame and glory.

Speaking of that, Momma Clinton did herself proud last night in West Virginia with a landslide victory of 67% to 26%.  She walloped the Schwarze Kennedy and highlighted how much he appalls typical white small town America.  You go Girl!!  Keep on keeping on!  Without Hillary, there is no chance McNasty stands a chance of keeping the White House from the forces of darkness. 

Nothing seems to stop our little bundle of love even though her campaign is $20 million in debt and all the superdelegates are flocking to Obama like moths to a flame.  The entire cast of the Deliverance, along with their extended and incestuous families, must have voted.  Senator Oreo was no where to be seen last night, but Hillary gave a stem-winder of a speech where she promised to fight to the bitter end.   

She truly is someone you love to death.  Shameless and disgraceful, even more so than the transformative racial healer who still can't seem to close the deal with typical white small-town America, despite the fierce urgency of now.  Perhaps, he might want to give a shout out to his spiritual mentor, Reverend Wright.  Without him, America would have never seen him exposed as the fraud that he is.

He promises to bring America together in a post-partisan color blind love feast, yet he campaigns with lies, distortions and corruption.  When McNasty suggested we should seriously question putting someone who Hamas endorsed in the White House, the Schwarze Kennedy took a page out of the Clinton handbook and suggested that McCain had "lost his bearings,"  an obvious attack on McCain's age.

Shouldn't someone with no experience be careful raising an issue about a candidate with too much experience?  Furthermore, it doesn't seem that McCain was too far off about Hamas since one of Senator Oreo's advisers met with them.  Of course, he was fired when that was exposed, but that was just a political gimmick. Like Reverend Wright and Louis Farrakhan, it is clear that Obama wants to toss aside Israel's security interests in favor of the terrorist anti-American Islamofacists. 

As for McNasty, he may not have lost his bearings about the Hamas remark, but he certainly did yesterday when he embraced Al Gore's global warming hoax.  Bob Barr is looking better and better to me.  Instead of currying favor with dated concepts like global warming, McNasty may want to stand up for reason.  A recent article in Nature Magazine highlighted that temperatures are expected to cool over the next 20 years, rather than rise

Why would he jump on the junk science band wagon?  It is a betrayal to those who are sick and tired of a fake money making crisis created by a man who invented the Internet, served as the basis for Love Story, money-laundered campaign contributions through a Buddhist temple, and tried to steal the 2000 election from George W. Bush.  By the way, a shout out to Jenna and her marriage.  She looked lovely as a bride and it was nice to see her starting a traditional family, unlike Hillary's whoreish shrew who works for a hedge fund, while people in Africa are starving.

On Idol last night, America also got starved since there were very few outstanding performances, with the exception of David Cook, who won the night.  Without the help of his stage Dad, David fell flat on two of his performances, but equipped himself well with his performance of Longer, the Producer's choice.  Although the song is horrible and meant for a 90-year old as noted by Simon, it suited David well, which should say something about his future as a lounge act at rest homes. 

Giggles also tried to be sexy and chose Chris Brown's With You, but that was a complete and utter joke.  What a horrible song choice!  Sexy and Giggles mix as well as Democrats and patriotism.  He also did a boring and predictable job on And So It Goes, but the vocals were strong.  Overall, for the night, he gets a 22/30 rating.  Stage Dad is going to be so pissed.  I wonder what he will do next week to try to insinuate himself into this competition.  Nigel better get a few rabid German Shepherd's back stage to keep him away.

Syesha is finished and must and should go home tonight.  She looked hot and did the best she good to highlight her attributes.  She strip-teased herself through an uninspired performance of Fever and did a bad imitation of Alecia Keyes' If Ain't Got You.  Randy chose the song and it was a dreadful as noted by Simon.  I felt like I was at a Piano Bar at a cheap motel off the Garden State Parkway, where McGreevey was in the rest room visiting his favorite Glory Hole

Her Penguin routine, Hit Me Up, was also all over the place.  She got lost in the song and has long overstayed her welcome, just like the Clinton crime family.  For the night, she gets a 19/30 rating.  Paula even damned her when she said that she wasn't going to get to the finals.   When Paula Abdul says something bad to anyone, you better sit up and listen.  That was the ultimate kiss of death. 

I don't care how many gold sparkly outfits our little hoochie Momma wears, that can only get her so far.  On the other hand, she could certainly qualify as a Schwarze Goldie Horn, but just like Goldie, her routine is tiresome and finished.

David Cook, on the other hand, brought down the house with his performance of I Don't Want to Miss a Thing.  The song is horrible and overplayed, but he made it his own and the crowd went wild.  However, for some reason, Randy thought it was just okay.  If we didn't need further evidence that Snoop is needed as a judge, that moment was it.  Get out!  Randy should stop trying to trump Simon.  It will never happen. America loves a witty Brit over a bland Disney-like Pimp wannabee anytime.

David also did himself proud with Simon's choice of First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.  It was an interesting song choice and David sang with controlled elegance and the rocked it out at the end with his signature style.

On the other hand, I'm not sure what Switch Foot is and his performance of Dare You To Move was just all right for me.  For the evening, David gets a 26/30 rating and has certainly earned his place in the finale.  He came from nowhere during the auditions wearing an argyle sweater, which seriously compromised his claim to be a rocker.  But week after week, he has defined himself and is really one of the few this season who could achieve commercial success.  Thus, he has now earned himself the endorsement as the next American Idol, despite how that will further screw up my chances of winning the Idol Pool.

But I'm willing to sacrifice for the greater good.  It is more important than ever that this season produces another sensation of the ilk of Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.  Without that, this competition can expect even less viewers next year.

Tonight, we will get the results and Syesha is most likely out.  But you never know what may happen.  Until the results are announced, there is no guarantee of victory as the Schwarze Kennedy is noting this morning as he mulls over his dramatic and stunning defeat to my girl Hillary.

Until the results,

Maniac - - out

The Idol - America Castrates Castro

Radical feminism has destroyed the American family and crushed the viability of males in our society. Most young males at birth are circumcised without their consent. This genital mutilation has no medical benefit and it is wholly unnecessary. However, the circumcision of males in society does not stop at birth as noted by the way America turned on Jason in favor of an obnoxious, unqualified bitch like Syesha Mercado who should have been out weeks ago.  Last night, she once again outraged me with her political garbage. 

As an explanation for her crying routine, she said she was overwhelmed by being on Idol and that we may have our first female or black President.  Give me a break!  This little hoochie momma better read the papers since it seems more than likely that we will end up with our 44th white male President.

With the help of our blue-collar momma, Hillary, the Schwarze Kennedy has been exposed as an unrepentant disciple of Reverend Wright and William Ayres.  He is the furthest thing from a transformative racial healer who rises above partisan differences.  If that were true, why is that no one can set forth one example of anything he has ever accomplished on a bipartisan basis in the United States Senate?  He even voted against Chief Justice Roberts at the behest of the ACLU and radical left, despite the fact that Robert's resume was far thicker than his.  Furthermore, Roberts didn't need an affirmative action program to get him where he is today.

Hillary, on the other hand, has been declared dead and buried by all her supplicants in the MSM who turned on her the minute something more trendy and thinner came along.  It must be so painful to see all her dreams up in flames.  But that still doesn't stop our girl from throwing more of her millions into her joke of a campaign, which is beginning to make her health care reform plan look like a brilliant master stroke. Even the 49-state loser McGovern has retracted his endorsement and thrown his clout behind Senator Oreo.  That should certainly make a huge difference in the fall for a candidate who is trying to mask his radical Left-wing past.

But McGovern isn't the only luminary who has stepped in to help hapless Obama, who still looks tired and beaten, while 61-year old Hillary is running around like the energizer bunny trying to steal the nomination from him.  Indeed, I refer to America's favorite Fat Slob, Rosie O'Donnell who recently said that Wright's pronouncements were right on.  That cinches it for me.  You go Senator Oreo!  Now that you have the pretend Lesbian by your side, nothing can stop you.  McNasty must be shaking in his boots.  After all, spending five years being tortured in a Vietnamese Prison camp is nothing in comparison to the assault that someone of Rosie's intellect can inflict on him.

I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before Hugo Chavez will be making donations on-line for the racial healer as he tries to masquerade as someone who can get things done, even though so far he can barely beat a corrupt, lying, crook who stole furniture from the White House on the way out, while covering-up for her sexually assaulting, rapist, impeached, disbarred douchebag husband.

At least we have the solace of knowing that Ace Young will be making a guest appearance on the Fox Show, Bones.  The problem with that is that I don't think Ace realizes he won't get to sit on a Bone for that appearance.  His dreadful falsetto still torments me, but now I have something even worse to contend with.  On last night's show, Adam Levine was so bad it made me feel as if I was forced to sniff Hillary's granny panties after a long day on the campaign trail.  My junior blogger lamented that the performance "spoiled the night."  What in God's name was that?  Why were they even allowed on the show?  Maroon 5 has nothing to do with this competition and the performance of If I Never See Your Face Again almost made me feel like the Reeling in the Years Medley was good.

Who the hell is choreographing our hopefuls?  Certainly not Paula Abdul.  That was one of the most awkward and robotic routines I have ever seen on this show and the vocals weren't that much better.  I never thought I would find myself thinking this, but if that is the best we can do, let's just skip the medley and get to the results.

The Ring of Fire Ford Commercial was also horrible.  Not only did they look ridiculous in those tight Conquistador outfits, they also disgraced the Ford Mustang.  Johnny Cash is an American icon and they allow such a travesty to occur on a show like American Idol.  Boycott Ford!!  Remember the Pinto!

The one saving grace of this show was the return of Mr. Bo Bice who performed Witness from his new CD, See the Light.  Once again, Bo rocked the house with an outstanding performance that brought America to its feet.  Bo, unlike the girly men of the Left, is a real man who can't be subdued by the feminists, despite his struggle with intestinal blockage.  Bo married his sweetheart, Caroline, and he is having another baby boy.  If there is any hope for our country, this is it since more Bo's out there would be a lot better than ugly veal-like children that spawn from the wombs of feminist witches like Hillary Clinton.

Bo was great last night and redeemed what has otherwise a terrible two week stretch on Idol.  First, that dirty old codger Neil Diamond comes and barely lifts a hand to help, and now we have the outrage of having to put up with another week of Syesha, who is ruining all of our chances to win the Idol Pool.  I had her going out at 8, but she slogged her way to the Top 3, just because Jason was too stoned and "brain dead" to realize that he "shot the Tambourine Man."

By the way, 24 year-old Emily is one pushy broad.  Imagine calling up and trying to get a date with David Cook.  The poor guy looked so uncomfortable by the aggressiveness of this tramp.  She must be taking a page out of Hillary's book, but what she doesn't seem to realize is that no one likes a she-male.  Once again, Simon had America laughing as he shamelessly offered himself to be knighted by the Queen or to appear as the next James Bond. 

  The end result this week was expected, but disappointing. Jason had shown a lot more promise than Syesha and all her political Ertha Kitt-like tendencies.  She has been in the bottom three or two almost every week and has no place in the finals.  I will be doing all I can to see that she is dispensed with.  I can't believe that only one million votes separated the Top 3. 

As for Jason, I blame the Producers for his ill-prepared performances.  Why the hell were they sending him off to Vegas to see Cirque Du Soleil?  He can hardly remember his own name, let alone two songs.  On the other hand, why didn't they get Cirque Du Soleil on the show, rather than Maroon 5?  That show looked fantastic.

At least our hopefuls had fun as they head to the end of our journey this season.  It seems that we are heading towards a David v. David finale, which is reminiscent of Season 2 when our Velvet Teddy Bear, Ruben, and Clay fought to the finish. However, Syesha is no Kimberly Locke.  Not even close.  She barely rates as a Stephanie Edwards.  I can't wait to see her finally get the boot.  Then she can return to doing baby cries since no one in their right mind is going to give her a record deal. 

Until next week,

Maniac - - out

    

The Idol - One Bong Hit Too Many!!!

What a complete shambles!  Why didn't Marley Au Lait just take a dump on stage last night?  His performances were disgraceful and outrageous.  To get in the Top 4 of this august competition is an honor and privilege. Yet, he has had the temerity throughout this competition to act like this was too much effort.  He even suggested in an interview earlier in the week that he was ready to go home.  Dreams do come true on American Idol and he has no chance to stay for another week, but for the fact that America may revolt against Syesha's fraudulent crying game that occurred last night after she butchered and destroyed A Change is Gonna Come.  These two are losers and we should just get rid of them both this week.  Instead, we will have to endure another week of either Syesha or Jason, who have no place on the same stage with Giggles and David Cook.

The same could be said of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.  Those two have aptly displayed how weak the Democrat Party is.  As a consequence of Lyndon H.W. Bush Johnson, the Democrats have a perfect political storm brewing.  If only they had had the balls to impeach him, they would have further strengthened their hand.  But instead, Pelosi cried like a girl and left him in power, while the Schwarze Kennedy and Princess Pudge destroy each other by raising deep divisions in the already fractured Left-wing establishment.

Last night, the great Beast had her last chance to take out Reverend Wright's spiritual mentee.  Instead, she lost by 14 points in North Carolina and barely squeaked by in Indiana.  Our $109 million dollar girl has been running around since slaughtering the Schwarze Kennedy in Pennsylvania on the back of pick-up trucks trying to appeal to bitter white people in small town America.  Apparently, they rather cling to their guns and religion, than her false promises about lowering the price of gas, nuking Iran and crushing OPEC.  She couldn't even enact a heath care plan with an all Democrat Congress in 1993, yet she believes that we are stupid enough to think she can destroy the country that Jimmy Carter created with his failed Middle East policies.

Come on now.  Do you really think that lowering the gas sales tax, while increasing the windfall profits tax on oil companies is going to lower the cost of fuel?  Aren't the oil companies just going to pass on any tax increase to the consumers?   I'm sick and tired of Norma Rae.  She is nothing but a lying fat cow who road her husband's coattails and the affirmative action train into a Senate Seat that she never deserved.  Furthermore, who can believe anything that comes out of the mouth of a Clinton?  Didn't they also promise a middle class tax cut in 1992 and then turned around and proposed a B.T.U. tax on energy that applied to anyone who turned on a light.  Now, she is trying to play her gas tax cut card, while her husband peddles the race card.

There is just one thing that trumps her claim to power in radical Left salons and that's supporting the whitest candidate they could find who happens to be black.  Not black enough for Al Sharpton, but black enough for the Elites who sip their Chardonnay while looking down on typical white people who actually work for living, as opposed to being propped up by the economic war criminal, Soros.  The Left may think that the Schwarze Kennedy has pushed the Wright issue aside, but I have a funny feeling that what plays in a Democrat primary may not be so effective in the general election.

The Trinity Church in Chicago is radically left-wing and outside the mainstream of most black and white churches.  When Oprah attended services there in the 80's, she soon left since she didn't want her image associated with a hater like Wright.  But not our Schwarze Kennedy.  He stayed for 20 years and now thinks that small town America is too stupid to figure out that he knew exactly what Wright was all about, but stayed around in order to ingratiate himself with the Cook Country Democrat party machine.  Wright was an integral part of that network, along with Tony Rezko, the sleazy slumlord who financed Obama's $1.6 million home.  Let's not forget his affiliation with the Weather Underground terrorist, William Ayers, who held a fund raiser at his home to launch Obama's political career.

As I have always said, Idol is not just a singing competition.  It also reflects broad cultural trends and political undercurrents of American culture.  On last night's show, we saw those undercurrents.  Fox truly is the fair and balanced network since they allowed Syesha to pimp her tearful bull shit about civil rights after her dreadful performance of Change is Gonna Come.  Even Randy couldn't support that disaster, but Simon fell for her tears and went soft on her after a boring performance of that classic.

Furthermore, this competition is not the place for pretend Idols.  What the hell does this bitch know about the civil rights movement?  I so wish Ike Turner was still alive.  He could have come on stage and beat the crap out of her in a drug infused rage.  Not only that, her first performance of Proud Mary made me sick to my stomach.  To quote my junior blogger, "my second grade class did that better than her."  How true and she gets an overall rank of 4.5/10. 

Marley Au Lait must have gotten a hummer from Syesha before the show since he really did provide her with a gift.  He was so bad she will most likely stay for another week.  Throughout this competition, he has been warned about those dreads and no one is buying his Schwarze Idol routine.  It may work for Obama who changed from Oreo to 100% black and got a pass into Harvard Law School on the affirmative action train.  But Jason is no Bob Marley.  His performance of I Shot the Sheriff was so bad, there are no words to describe it.  He also choose a more appropriate song with Dylan's Mr. Tambourine Man, but forgot the lyrics and sucked so bad, Simon didn't even bother to trash him, except to say he needed to pack his bags.  For the night, he gets 1/10.  Good riddance!

On the other hand, the two David's really equipped themselves well last night, but Giggles ended up winning and put himself in serious contention as the next American Idol.  His stage Dad must have beat the crap out of him last week.  He blew it out of the house for both performances and got a 9/10.  Stand By Me was an inspired song choice and left the girls in the house squealing like Democrats at a free lunch.  Love Me Tender was also fantastic and certainly provided Giggles with a great recovery from the last few weeks.  But don't get me wrong.  I still want still want to see David Cook as the winner, but he seriously damaged himself.

Why didn't he just decide to decide to sing Wham?  Duran Duran is yesterday's garbage.  They are not even in the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame.  His rendition of Hungry Like a Wolf was awful, but he saved himself with a fantastic rendition of Baba O'Reilly by the Who.  That was the best performance of the night and resulted in David getting a 8/10.  But in the end, he really denied himself of an Idol moment by taking that lame ass song by a tired techno-pop loser group and subjecting us to more.  That is almost as bad as having to endure more weeks of Left-wing infighting in the Democrat Party. 

Our girl never quits, but I wish she would.  Although it would be a quite a treat, I would rather see Syesha than Hillary since the Princess of warmed over socialism may have back, but she lacks cleavage.  Syesha had her breasts so snugly pressed together last night, they look like they were about to explode, which might also explain why Simon went soft on her.  In a nutshell, they were real and spectacular.  Goodbye Marley Au Lait.  Goodbye Hillary!  Our girl gave it the old college try, but she just couldn't stop the Schwarze Kennedy.

Our Wellesley-Yale educated blue-collar momma couldn't get enough bitter white people to cling to her thunder thighs and now it is mathematically impossible for her to win.  But that won't stop her and her cheating husband since we all know that she never won the New Hampshire Primary in the first place.  The voting machines were rigged and that has been heavily documented, except in the Left-wing media who only seems to care about stolen elections when they can manufacture stories about Florida in 2000.  In the words of great Italian-American, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, get over it!  Bush v. Gore was a 7-2 decision and would have never been brought through the courts unless Gore didn't whine like a baby.

Speaking of Fat Al, he was at it again the other day when he suggested that his money-making global warming hoax was the cause of the cyclone in Myanmar.  Oh, really!  Perhaps, he might get another Nobel Prize like his contemporary, the child murderer Arafat, who died of AIDS from screwing little boys and stole handsomely from his people in order to line his own depraved pockets. 

If global warming is such a crisis, why is it that Al Gore’s actions don’t seem to follow his pompous pronouncements. For the record, he lives in a home in Tennessee that consumes more electricity in a month than the average American earns in a year. He has also allowed this property to be used for strip mining and made $500,000 off that environmentally sensitive endeavor. He also has done all his global traveling in a gas guzzling private jet and is transported on the ground by a caravan of Co2 emitting SUVs. When he stays at hotels, he doesn’t even reuse the towels as any good environmentalist would. As a final insult, when he was Vice President, he had central air conditioning installed in the Vice President’s mansion. Yet, in his junk science novel, Earth in the Balance, he berated the use of air-conditioners and the damage of fluorocarbons. How can any one listen to anything this man says in light of this hypocrisy? Perhaps because he invented the Internet?

On the other hand, the Fox Network invents nothing and it couldn't be more true that the man who brought awareness to the intestinal blockage crisis will be performing on tonight's show.  Indeed, Bo Bice will be back and that should surely compensate for what should be an obvious result as Marley Au Lait is destined to be out.

Maroon 5 will also be there, but who the hell cares?  They are irrelevant to this competition as is Carly Smithson who was also in the house last night displaying that hideous sleeve.  Didn't we get enough of that after her many weeks of missed opportunities on this show?  Security should stop her at the door and turn her away, particularly after she blasphemed the Lord during her last appearance.

Don't worry Carly.  Jason will soon be joining you and he doesn't even deserve a record deal after his disasterous and unprofessional antics last night.

Until the results,

Maniac - - out

The Idol - Ain't No Sunshine When She Is Gone (Part II)

Did you really think that I wouldn't break and have more to say about the horrible injustice that occurred on American Idol?  Poor Sunshine couldn't stop crying and crying about this outrageous turn of events.  But she need not worry.  Even Simon gave her a standing ovation as she sung us out for the last time in a dramatic Idol shocker that was even more unjust than when Kellie Pickler was sent home and Katherine McPhee stayed all the way to the top two.

Besides being married to a senior citizen, what has McPhee done lately?  Our Pickle, on the other hand, is a country music sensation who has won accolades for her astonishing rise from being a waitress at the Sonic on roller blades.  So our Sunshine should take heart.  This is just the beginning for her.

However, that still doesn't stop my bitterness and anger from brewing like a cauldron.  I, like Reverend Wright, will not be silenced by the Democrat Party Establishment, which is shuttering at the thought of him providing us with more insights into his views that were distorted through "snippets."  It looks like the chickens are really come home to roost for the Schwarze Kennedy, and I, like my girl Hillary, want more and more

Isn't it more than obvious that Wright has more loyalty to the Clinton's, than poor hapless Obama.  After all, wasn't Bill Clinton the first black President, as noted by the hack novelist Toni Morrison?  Did Obama really think that the likes of Sharpton and Wright would accept him when their loyalties lie with a philandering scum bag who is apparently all black as opposed to Senator Oreo?

Poor Billy Boy suffered another betrayal today when the former DNC Chairman, Joe Andrew, who he appointed just switched his vote from Hillary to Obama.  I wonder if Carville will try to classify him as a Judas like they did with Richardson?  Perhaps, Carly can start of the Democrat Convention in Denver with her rendition of Superstar.  With all the backstabbers in the house, it would be more than appropriate.  Perhaps, wine gets better with age, but not my girl Hillary.  She just gets nastier and nastier as she tries to grab power away from the racial healer in the same manner that Gore tried to steal the election from Bush in 2000.

By the way, while the Democrats try to bamboozle typical white people in small town America into believing that the sky is falling, why is it that the economy grew by .6% in the last quarter.  If we are suffering from the worst recession since the Great Depression, shouldn't we be in total decline rather than stagnant?  The New York Times must be so angry about this as noted on the front page the other day, but that doesn't seem to stop them from firing its workers in droves while editorializing about the brutality of corporate downsizing.

On Wall Street, the stock market is rising and the dollar is getting stronger while in Washington the Pelosi Congress is seeing another fake political issue dispersing since we are not in a recession.  For that matter, there is no health care crisis since it is only ten million who lack insurance, not 47 million, unless you count illegal immigrants, those who elect not to pay for health insurance and for those who are too stupid to sign up for Medicaid. 

But don't worry.  Our little pocket of sunshine, Hillary, is going to save the day just like she did when she saved Arkansas's educational system back when she was First Lady of Arkansas making shady commodities trades and slimy land deals.  But look at the progress that has been made after our Girl stepped up to the plate.  Now Arkansas ranks 48 in terms of literacy and math skills.  That's almost as impressive as her hubby's record as President where he was handed a world free of the Soviet Union and when he left office, he allowed the Islamofacists to organize and kill with impunity while he got hummers from a skanky chubby girl with Daddy issues.

Our Sunshine would never act like that and left this competition with the grace and dignity that we expect from her.  Some might suggest she is bitch or it was all an act, but they are just too darn cynical for me.  Unlike Neil Diamond with his devil eye brows, our Sunshine radiates love, even more so than Sanjaya.  By the way, Neil performed Pretty Amazing Grace last night.  Guess what?  It was amazingly bad.  He even had the audacity to challenge Simon's commentary.  But what did he do for our hopefuls?  He left our Sunshine in the ash heap while he was trying to bang Syesha.  What a dirty old man!  At least when Rod Stewart was mentoring our hopefuls, he had Penny to keep him in line. 

Let this be a lesson to the Producers.  America doesn't need or want a performer on this show that appeals to Long Island, Queens and Parsippany.  We don't need to see elderly woman with big hair, fake nails and huge asses stamped with the Juicy Couture label.  We need heartland American fun and real talent that is hip and now like Natasha Bedingfield.

What an absolutely outstanding performance.  Natasha sang a Pocket Full of Sunshine, which was fitting tribute to the demise of Sunshine. She rocked the house and I'm sure MTV is coming up with another vapid reality show so that they can use that as the theme song as did they did with Unwritten.  Natasha, unlike Neil, even went over the hopefuls and mauled Giggles.  She even agreed to go to the Prom with him.  That was certainly a lot more palatable than watching Diamond leering at Syesha with carnal desire infused by Viagra.

America doesn't need that filth, nor does it need Ryan trying to cover-up Paula's latest screw up.  The rumors aren't true!  America is not as stupid as Democrat Primary voters.  Paula needs to go.  She is diminishing the show, even more so than the slimy Constantine who was in the house last night.  Will the Producers ever stop?  No one is going to watch Schmegel's reality show.  I don't know about you, but Gina Glocksen and her inner tube like arms aren't that much of a draw, nor is the slimy Constantine, who even had the nerve to paw at our Pickle in the past.

The Ford Commercial, Catch the Wind, was an even bigger waste of time and I can't believe the Producers of this show have our hopefuls buying into all this environmental crap that has been pimped by the fat unpatriotic, Internet-inventing,  idiot whose home in Tennessee uses more electricity in a month than the average American uses in a year.  I wish Al Gore would just go away.  Furthermore, if Global Warming was a real issue, why have the average temperatures remained the same since 1998 according to recent reports?

The Medley was equally disastrous and further added to the demise of Sunshine.  Neil Diamond just doesn't mix with this competition.  As a consequence, this was one of the worst weeks in this competition and I can't believe that dumb as a post Marley Au Lait is still with us, not to mention Syesha.  At least we had the amusement of seeing Simon get a call from the girl he kissed at age 9 in the garden.  Unfortunately, Tara Miller didn't seem to have much to say about Simon's tongue tackling ability, but what else should be expect from a Brit.

Simon, like Miley Cyrus, seems to have started at a young age exploring his sexuality.  But at least his parents weren't posing in erotic pictures with him or allowing him to strip as the Cyrus clan did in Vanity Fair.  Leave it to those Hillbillies to encourage incest. 

This gross spectacle is further evidence of the extent that stage parents would go to make money off their children.  Even we didn't need any further evidence, it is now time for David Archuleta's stage Dad to start pimping pictures of Giggles in the buff in Playgirl.   That should delight the perverts in Congress who like nothing better than a page spread eagle.  It's only a matter of time. Trust me.

Next week, it will be Rock and Roll week.  I can't imagine that Syesha will be able to survive that.  But as we approach the end of this historic season, it seems like we will have a finale with David Archuleta and David Cook.  This will be the first male vs. male finale since Ruben and Clay, which was another fantastic match-up.

Until next week,

Maniac - - out