Musings of a Maniac

The Idol - Ain't No Sunshine When She Is Gone

This is an outrage.  America has gone mad.  I feel the same way I did back in 1992 when that nefarious duo of depravity stole the White House and began the process of destroying America.  Words can't express our grief.  My junior blogger is out for the season out of protest and I have nothing further to say about this disgrace.  Goodbye Brooke White.  We will miss you!!

The Idol - Diamonds Aren't Forever!!

What a complete and unmitigated disaster.  Our hopefuls barely glittered, let alone sparkled in their attempt to provide their take on the songs of a very old dog who never really had that many new tricks to begin with.  What were the Producers thinking?  Neil Diamond?  Watching his biography at the beginning where he wore the latest sparkly attire from the Long Island Malls where he shops was enough to make America gasp with disbelief.  I don't care if this guy has sold over 120 million records.  I don't care if he has been on stage even longer than Cher.  He totally sucked as a mentor and sat their trying to cop a feel from Syesha during the practice session.

He barely uttered any kind of cogent advice and grunted as if he was too good to be on Idol with the New York attitude that America loathes.  Who does he think he is?  He gets the opportunity of a lifetime to appear on a juggernaut like Idol, but treats it like a hemorrhoid.  What else should we expect from someone who sang in the same high school choir with Barbra Streisand in Brooklyn, where he was born and raised.  After all, she is an even bigger albatross than him, except that he generally stays quiet on political matters.  The unwashed and uneducated Streisand has embraced the Clinton crime family in the same manner that Jimmy Carter embraced Hamas in defiance of State Department mandates.

But asking our hopefuls to sing Neil Diamond is like asking Leonardo Da Vinci to paint by numbers. Our hopefuls are way too good to have to breathe live into garbage that makes the Staten Island landfill seem like Sunday in the park.  The one saving grace of this show was that the judges only got to comment once and we had more times to hear our hopefuls sing.

Of course, Paula, being the drunken slut that she is, screwed up and gave Jason a review on both his songs, even though he had performed one.  I understand that the Producers are planning on re-engineering the show since ratings are down this season and they are even considering cutting back on the auditions.  How about cutting back on Paula's oxycontin?  How about replacing her with someone who can at least stay sober for an hour?  Now that Whitney Houston is out of rehab and her vocals are shot, she would be a great alternative.  Such a move would also might put a stop to all these fools who sing her songs year after year to disastrous results.

Speaking about disasters, a shout out to Reverend Wright who decided to throw the Schwarze Kennedy under the bus after his comical performance this week as he tried to explain that he had been mischaracterized by the media for snippets of his comments. Now, it is clear.  He thinks the United States got what it deserves on 9/11, that the US Government infected black children with AIDS and that whites and blacks think from two different sides of their brain, which explains why blacks are more "creative and intuitive."

Obama had to denounce him again, but I don't know what good that will do for him.  How do you explain away the fact that you spent 20 years listening to this paranoid racist garbage and used it as an inspiration for his Audacity of Hope book?  Hillary has never felt better and even picked up the endorsement of North Carolina's Governor who lauded her toughness and said she was no "pansy."  No kidding.  She's has the same female mystique as Hulk Hogan, but with a lot more body fat.

Furthermore, no one should be stupid enough the buy into her crap that she will somehow revive the economy.  Wasn't it her husband who presided over the bursting of the Internet bubble and the false economy of the Clinton era?  Now he makes millions hanging out with shady billionaires, while respectable people shun him like a double-bagged piece of spoiled meat.  But that still doesn't stop all his slimy cronies from jumping into the act, including the Al Sharpton who accused Obama for grandstanding before white people after the racial healer called for nonviolence in the Sean Bell verdict.

I guess the typical White person in Obama must have come through since he appropriately reacted to the murderous Sharpton who is responsible for the death in Crown Heights and Freddie's Furniture Mart in Harlem where he encouraged mobs about "diamond merchants" in their midst.   What seems so surprising is that the Democrats seem so up in arms by Reverend Wright's words, yet they rarely utter a peep about the ultimate race-baiting poverty pimp.  He will most likely even get a speaking spot in Denver and Hillary has heavily courted him for an endorsement.  As for the Sean Bell case, thank God the NYPD acts with haste with suspected criminal conduct.  It is too bad what happened, but the Police have an absolute right to protect themselves in the face of violence and scum like Al Sharpton shouldn't be given credence by a major political party, no matter how morally and intellectually bankrupt it may be.

What Al Sharpton does for race relations is about the same as what Jason Castro did to Forever in Blue Jeans and September Morning.  Although Diamond doesn't deserve the courtesy after the way he poorly served the hopefuls, Jason even sang the wrong lyrics to him during the practice session.  The judges pretty much panned his performance and I rate it no better than a 5.5/10.  After weeks of dumb grins and clueless commentary, Jason may be back to the hemp farm this week after a dreadful and "forgettable" night.

David Cook, on the other hand, was probably the best of the night and I thought he did okay with I'm Alive and All I Really Need is You.  These were lesser known Diamond songs, which probably made it more tolerable to listen to and he deserves a rating of 7.5/10 for the night.  The judges liked his performances and Simon rendered his second one "brilliant."  Perhaps a bit of an overstatement, but compared to the others Simon may have had a point.

Sunshine had a lot to prove after last weeks stop and start routine.  Overall, she gets a 7/10 for night since her second song, I Am I Said was powerful, genuine and emotional.  It is what we love about Sunshine when she sits at the piano and sings for us.

On the other hand, her rendition of I'm A Believer was silly and absurd.  She also mouthed off to the judges after Simon found it to be a nightmare.  She also wrote lyrics on her hand, which is cheating as far as I'm concerned.  What's to forget anyway?  It is not like Diamond comes up with sophisticated phrasing in his dreadful song book of despair and misery that has kept so many old ladies happy in Vegas and Atlantic City as they lumber over to the All You Can Eat Buffet with their troll dolls, stretch pants and bejeweled sweaters.  Over all, Sunshine could also be leaving us tonight, but America will always choose Sunshine over a stupid pot smoking idiot like Jason Castro.

David Archuleta has become and remains the embodiment of cheesy Disneyland performances.  What better music for him than not so sparkly Diamond.  However, despite having such favorable demographics, Giggle made me cry with two bad performances of Sweet Caroline and Coming to America.  He was no better than a 6/10, but stupid Randy and Paula must be under the spell of the stage Dad.  How could they even suggest that those performances were in the zone.  Unless the zone happens to be the Mickey Mouse Review, I can't imagine what they are thinking.

But the ever insightful Simon Cowell was once again was right on when he noted David's strategic song choice.  Rather than singing blasphemous odes that defile the Lord, Jesus Christ, Giggles saved himself with his tribute to the American immigrant experience.  I would shocked if he ended up in the bottom tonight and apparently he has more common sense than Carly and her tribute to Judas last week. 

Unlike the poverty pimps and race-baiter of the Democrat Party, America offers hope and opportunity to the immigrants who flock to our shores looking for a better life.  Janet Reno and the Clinton crime family may want to send them back to Cuba via Elion, but not on this stage and not on the Fox Network.  America loves the Horatio Alger stories that newcomers to this Shining City on the Hill represent and will appreciate David's tribute, unlike Carly's dark and demonic rendition of Superstar, which was a product of the counter-cultural values that have destroyed the moral fabric of this nation.

But the heretical behavior doesn't stop with the Sleeve.  Can you imagine that the baby killer Pelosi had the nerve to receive communion when the Holy Father was in town.  Even more egregious was the cross-dressing Guiliani who also partook in the body and blood of Christ when the Pope was in town.  How dare this twice divorced baby killer try to take political cover in the Catholic Church!  The Pope should have cast them to Hell for their hypocrisy, but instead he gracefully received them even though they are moral monsters.

The shamelessness of these animals is beyond the pale, and not even a hot looking Syesha can help me forget this outrage.  She looked great again last night even though she chose boring and horrible songs like Hello Again and Thank the Lord for the Night.  She did an all right job and even jazzed up performance.  However, she has long overstayed her welcome and should not and can not be the next American Idol.  With no better than a 6/10 performance, she should be gone soon, but Jason may have beaten her to the door with his routine last night.  Simon thinks she might be in trouble, but that may have been wishful thinking on his part.  We will see what happens, but it is hard to predict.

Tonight, we have another hour long results show and I am not looking forward to Neil Diamond.  On the other hand, Natasha Beddingfield will also be a performing and that should be a treat.  Who wouldn't want to hear the woman who created the theme song, Unwritten, for the Hills, another reality show juggernaut that fills the pages of US Weekly with pictures of LC, Audrina and Lo, not to mention the repugnant Heidi and Spencer.  Natasha should surely compensate for the dreadful Diamond who seems more like a cubic zirconia. 

Until the results,

Maniac - - out   

The Idol - Tattoo Back to the Parlor

Wow!!  What a dramatic way to end one of the more exciting weeks of Season 7.  At 8:58PM EST, my junior blogger called me from spring break at grandma's house and gave me the title to this Blog.  I laughed and laughed, while quipping that America loves laser surgery, but hates a tattoo.  After being pimped for months as the best vocalists, Carly Smithson was shown the door after her performance of Superstar from the Andrew Lloyd Webber classic, Jesus Christ Superstar, which originally opened on Broadway in 1970.  However, the musical was protested by Christian groups as sacrilege, while Jews complained that it portrayed them in a negative light.

You would have thought that a girl from a predominately Catholic country like Ireland would have thought about that before she decided to blasphemy the Lord on the Fox Network.  American Idol is a family show dedicated to Christian values, which are the bedrock of typical white and black small-town America. 

With her demonic markings and her sullen attitude, America had enough of her and shocked the foundations of this competition.  What's even more sensational is that Sunshine didn't even get placed in the bottom two.  Paula Abdul warned her on performance night that "you must never stop and start."  Unlike Paula, America didn't care and saved Brooke White for another week.  Perhaps, the VoteFortheWorst.com losers saved our Sunshine and for that, we are forever grateful.

I'll admit I was angry when she stopped and started.  It was worse than coitus interptus since everyone wants to hear Sunshine bestow her vocal gifts.  However, when she was declared safe by Ryan, I was shocked, but relieved.  After all, you can never stay too mad with Sunshine.  She is sweetness and light, while Carly is sullen and dark.

She and her husband named their tattoo parlor in San Diego, Nothing Sacred, but in America, Jesus is one thing you don't mess with.  When Carly was asked about her performance when she and Syesha stood their clinging to one another like small town America clings to guns and religion, she said she had fun this week and planned to continue to do so next week.  However, she forgot that America may have preferred a girl who can do uncanny imitations of a baby crying over a someone who selects a song that was intended for Judas. 

Simon apologized to Carly for giving her the kiss of death the other night when he praised her Devil-worshiping ode to a traitor, but America saw the light and cast her out, leaving us with David Cook, David Archuleta, Syesha Mercado, Jason Castro and Sunshine as the top five.

This competition is beginning to clarify, unlike the Democrat Party primary for the Presidency.  Hillary has gotten a fresh infusion of cash from all the cat ladies who support her campaign, while the Schwarze Kennedy is being pillared in campaign advertisements in North Carolina for his relationship with his spiritual mentor, Reverend Wright.  The ad in question was run by the State GOP, but McNasty denounced it as inappropriate.  Why is okay for the Schwarze Kennedy to continuously lie about McCain, but it's not acceptable to highlight Senator Oreo's affiliations with a man who took pleasure in saying "No, No, No!  It's God Damn America!" 

In Indiana yesterday, Obama continued his campaign of distortion when he attacked McNasty for the 100 years in Iraq comment once again.  However, it has already been clearly established that McCain never made such a claim in the manner suggested by the racial healer.  I guess Obama is taking a page out the Girl Power Handbook.  Lies lies and more lies.  Whatever it takes to win.

Michael Moore, in his blog yesterday, called out girl power as "disgusting" for trying to make the superdelegates say "Uncle Tom."  But does he really think he is helping Obama by highlighting his connection with the anti-American George Soros wing of the Democrat Party?  Obama may have attended the Million Man March in Washington, DC, which was sponsored by Louis Farrakhan, and his lovely wife, Michelle, did refer to America as a "mean country."  But I could think of nothing worse than the Clinton's back in the White House.

Although we should enjoy Hillary's slash and burn of what remains of the Democrat Party, the last thing we need is a Girl President, while her husband trolls through Washington raping and sexually assaulting widow, orphans and interns.  Let's not forget all the financial corruption and sleaze.  Let's not forget how the Whitewater billing records miraculously appeared after Hillary illegally dodged subpoenas.  Let's not forget that her law partner and number three at the Justice Department, Webster Hubbell, ended up in jail for defrauding clients at the Rose Law Firm. Let's not forget how Hillary turned $1,000 into $100,000 in a slimy commodities trade!  Let's not forget the way they mistreated our military or the way the Clinton Justice Department fired all 93 U.S. Attorneys in order to bury investigations into their dealings in Arkansas, while buying time for their other corrupt hack, Dan Rowstenkowski, the former Ways and Means Chairman who ended up in jail.

No matter how bad the prospects are when you consider a President Oreo, he is far better than girl power and more beatable in the fall by McNasty.  The Clinton's are so bad they remind me of Jeff Archuleta, David's dreadful stage Dad.  He has made poor Giggles cry and even deprived him of water at rehearsals.  He is in the house every night with his ugly hat, which probably is hiding some huge growth on the top of his head.  He can break his silence all he wants as he did in US Weekly, but no one believes him.  We all know he is the stage Dad from hell and he would be best off heading to Nothing Sacred for some demonic tattoos from Carly's husband, the Lion King.

He was in the house last night cackling all the way when David was declared safe, but I would not be so complacent since David Cook is moving up on Giggles and may actually win this competition.  He's original and improved each week, while Giggles has stagnated.  Perhaps, Daddy Dearest would be best advised to give David a drink of water when he needs one.  Although US Weekly is one of the more respected publications out there and has been overlooked for a Pulitzer, I can't believe they gave this a guy a forum to peddle his lies and distortion.  It may be okay for MSNBC to do that for Senator Oreo, but not US Weekly.

The show last night started off just all right for me.  I didn't like the group performance of All I Ask of You. I wondered why they didn't roller skate onto the stage like in Starlight Express.  Overall, the vocals were okay, but I would have preferred a more lively song.  However, watching Lord Andrew play piano with the hopefuls and chat with Ryan about the Idol experience was a treat for all of us.  Lord Andrew seemed to relish mentoring our hopefuls and even defended Brooke for her stop and start. He assured us that her rehearsal was flawless and at the same time, joked about Jason's inexplicable song choice.

What a charmer!  What else should we expect from a subject of the Queen?  God save her.  What a wonderful woman!  She had to put up with that big eared son and his narcissistic tramp of an ex-wife Diana, yet she still stands for grace and dignity.  She didn't bed with the son of an Arab arms merchant and disgrace her family and country. Lord Andrew is in the best tradition of Western Civilization as is American Idol.

The Ford Commercial, Tainted Love, once again showcased the creative genius of this show.  Giggles drew cartoons that came to life in the form of our hopefuls.  Sunshine looked like Cher with her hair teased out, while Carly scared me to death.  No only that, President and Laura Bush greeted us and thanked America for being so charitable on Idol Gives Back Week.  This little competition has raised $65 million for those in need and President Bush showed true grit by appearing in Hollywood to thanks us.

I'm surprised Sean Penn didn't jump out of the crowd and pelt the video with tomatoes.  But he was unavailable since he had been traveling to Venezuela visiting the tyrant, Chavez, who crushes the free speech rights of his citizens the same way Penn does to his wife when he smacks her around for getting fresh.  Like Queen Elizabeth, President Bush has the courage to stand by his convictions, even when faced with approval ratings lower than Richard Nixon.

We were also treated to a performance by Leona Lewis, who like Simon, must be snacking on too many sweets. She had legs like drum sticks and her performance of Bleeding Love was boring, but she gets props for strong vocals.  However, what does she have to do with Broadway week?  After all, we got to go back stage with Clay Aiken and Tamyra Grey at Spamalot and Rent on Broadway.

Why not have them perform for us?  That would be preferable to pimping Simon's next money making venture.  As for Clay, he looked utterly manly in the clips they showed of him performing as did Tamyra.  She stays in New York for too long and ends up looking like one of Hillary's supporters.  What did she do to her hair?  That was a little too butch for a girl as pretty as Tamyra.  What is she doing performing in Rent anyway?  That show is nothing but a testament to decadence and sloth.  How does it make you a hero to contract AIDS and die?  After all, unlike those poor children in Africa highlighted on Idol Gives Back Week, AIDS is preventable with respect to those showcased in the play who were nothing but drug-addicted sodomites. 

I also noticed Lakisha Jones in the house last night who also performed on Broadway in the Color Purple as did the sensation Fantasia.  But Fantasia couldn't take the Broadway schedule and missed many shows.  Our little crack ho with a dream seems to be turning into quite the Diva lately.

Next week, we will be celebrating Long Island culture with Neil Diamond as the guest mentor.  It should prove to be exciting for those who like shopping at malls, getting their hair teased into a beehive and having acrylic nails the length of the trail of dead bodies the Clinton's left behind after they defiled the Oval Office.

Until next week,

Maniac - - out      

The Idol - You Don't Stop & Start for Lord Andrew Llyod Webber

In prior seasons, Broadway week has been a complete and utter disaster.  I had a strong feeling that the same would occur this season and in one case, I was right.  My Sunshine has had my love and devotion throughout this season, but now this can't stand.  When a man like Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber shows up  to coach and actually appears in the audience for the performance, you owe him your best.  Nerves are no excuse.  Take a Xanax bitch!!  Do something!!  This was a great travesty and can't be excused.

While Sunshine seems to be dimming in Hollywood, darkness has once again descended upon the Demorat Party in Pennsylvania as the duo of depravity has once again risen from the ashes.  Our girl Hillary trounced the Schwarze Kennedy in the primary by ten points and no one can understand how our girl continues to snatch victory away from the Leftist Kewpee Doll who whines like a bitch every time Hillary gets a little rough with him.  The Left-wing media is up in arms and even the New York Times, which endorsed our Girl President, issued a quasi-retraction today when the editorial board chastised her for being so negative against Senator Oreo.  Don't they realize that our Girl President will stop at nothing to win. 

As far as I'm concerned, you go girl!!   Don't stop thinking about tomorrow, Hillary.  You don't need to slink away in favor of the Democrat's preference for applying affirmative action to its Presidential candidates.  Bitter typical white people in the desolate economic landscape of Pennsylvania have different plans for the Democrats than the MSM.  The Elites can't wait to nominate an unqualified Chicago machine politician whose career was jump started by the corrupt political fixer, Tony Rezko.   

Obama bought his $1.6 million home with Rezko's help and now this scum in on trial for all his slimy dealings in keeping the Cook County Democrat Party machine running.  If he is convicted this summer when the trial winds down, it should shake the foundations of the Democrat Party machine, which gave a start to our racial healer's career.  Perhaps, bitter white people in small town America are a little more sophisticated than Obama thinks.  Instead of clinging to their guns and religion, they decided to cling to the corrupt liars they know, rather than the corrupt liars they don't know.

After 8 years of stealing furniture from the White House, pardoning tax cheats and terrorists, rifling through the FBI files of political enemies, getting impeached, sexually assaulting widows and interns and loosing control of Congress for the first time in 60 years, the rank and file Democrats can't seem to get enough of the Clinton crime family.

It so hard for the Elites to understand, but small town America may not be as stupid and primitive as the Schwarze Kennedy presumes.  After all, he lies with the same relish as Hillary as highlighted in the debate last week in Philadelphia.  A few examples include the following from his repertoire of prevarication:

• He cried like a girl about Hillary's distortion of his bitter comments about typical white people, who he disgusts, but he has no problem doing the same when he falsely claims that McCain wants to keep the war in Iraq going for 100 years;
• He promised not to raise taxes on anyone earning under $200,000 per year, but he forgot to mention that he wants to raise the earning cap on social security taxes, which would mean a 7.65% tax increase for anyone earning over $102,000 per year;
• He claimed that he doesn't favor a ban on handguns in contradiction to his handwritten questionnaire that he filled out when he was running for the State Senate in Illinois;
• He also claimed that he never attacked Hillary over her Bosnia sniper fire lie.  But wasn't he the one calling her Annie Oakley while his campaign exploited that lie in the same way Reverend Wright exploits racial divisions;
• He also claimed that he would get our troops out of Iraq in 16-months, but failed to explain how that would happen if things on the ground remained complicated.  I have a funny feeling that was a another promise to the Soros' crowd that would never be fulfilled; and
• He also tried to distance himself from William Ayers, the Weather Underground terrorist, who held a fund raiser at his home when Senator Oreo was running for Senate in Illinois.  Senator Oreo claims he has no affiliation with him and indicated if he had to apologize for that relationship, did he also have to apologize for his relationship with Senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, who is staunchly anti-abortion.  Last time I checked, Senator Coburn never blew up anything including an abortion clinic, unlike Ayers.  But Obama had no problem throwing his "friend," Coburn, under the bus like he did with his white grandmother and mother in his infamous claims to be a racial healer. 

It's all quite a mouth fall, but at least Idol can wash away some of the pain that is being inflicted by these socialist cowards who want to raise our taxes, disarm our military, befriend the Islamofacists and further erode America's moral fabric with their moral relativism and intellectual bankruptcy.

On Idol at least some of this folly can be avoided, but not when it comes to our Sunshine.  I don't care what Simon Cowell says.  It is totally unacceptable to stop and start in the middle of a performance when a man like Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber is acting as a mentor.  And don't try to make excuses that this was the first time this happened, darling.  It happened early in the season as well, except that this mishap occurred in a more noticeable and dramatic way.  I'm sorry to say this, but it is time for Brooke White to go.  She chose to sing You Must Love Me, which Madonna performed in the movie version of Evita

As a song choice, it was a good one and elements of the performance had some moments of brilliance.  But even if we give her a pass for the stop and start nonsense, she started off slow and gets no more than a 7/10 rating.  Furthermore, would you wear an outfit with butterflies on it if you were singing your last song before dying?  As Lord Andrew explained, this was Evita's final song before she died.  For such a dramatic moment, you just can't screw up like that.  For once, Paula said something that I could agree with when she chastised Brooke for this outrage.

Although Brooke performed third, Syesha Mercado started off the show with One Rock & Roll Too Many.  I had no idea where that song came from, but I found myself agreeing with Randy that was her best performance so far with an 8/10.  Not only that, she wore a tight red dress highlighting her ample instruments and straightened her hair.  She certainly did look sexy as Simon suggested and may have bought her another week on Idol with all her shimmying and shaking in the same manner that our Girl President did in Pennsylvania.

Despite this disgraceful turn of events, I strongly believe that Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a total girly man.  He mentored our hopefuls aggressively and even forced Carly to change her song choice.  I think he did a great job with the hopefuls and tonight, we had some fairly outstanding performances if you forget Sunshine.

Lord Andrew has provided full employment to the gay community with all his Broadway hits and on Idol, he showed why he has created such masterpieces as Joseph and the Amazing Colored Dream Coat or Starlight Express.  To all those vacationers in Vegas, who could ask for more?  With the all you can eat buffet and Wayne Newton, it is just a shangrala. But with classics like Jesus Christ Superstar, Cats, Evita, Phantom of the Opera and Sunset Boulevard, this frog-like man is a juggernaut just like Idol and the two together brought us some spectacular moments in entertainment.

Jason Castro, on the other hand, sat stoically on the stage in a suit and took on Memories from Cat.  Lord Andrew almost blew a gasket with his song choice.  After all, the song was intended for an elderly cat and Jason is a man with dread locks.  What's so funny about this is that when Lord Andrew explained this to Jason, he merely grunted and was shocked to hear that the song was done by a cat.  Jason has already proven himself as not the sharpest tool in the shed and that moment cinched it for us.  His performance was brutally received by the judges, but I couldn't disagree more.  Marley Au Lait was excellent and deserves an 8.5/10 for that performance.  He may not realize how stupid he is, but he put a nice spin on the song and I'm stunned the judges missed that. 

Another great miss by the Randy and Paula was David Archuleta's boring and uninspired performance of Think of Me from Phantom of the Opera. I rate it no higher than 7.5/10.   Although this song was intended for a girl as noted by Sir Andrew, David figured he'd try it any ways.  It makes you wonder what's with all these young girls who shriek hysterically whenever he gives those goofy giggles.  Wasn't it so cute when the young ten-year old swarmed him on stage?  I'm sure the stage Dad scoffed and was pissed that these little sluts were mussing David's hair before the performance. Overall, Simon was right on when he dissed this weak performance and it is clear that Giggles better think twice if he think he has a lock on this competition.

Frankly, I have hated Carly Smithson and found her annoying whining to be depressing and unbecoming for a competition of this majesty.  Yet, Lord Andrew gave did her a great favor when he forced her to sing Jesus Christ Superstar, rather than All I Ask of You.  She actually looked happy and impressed me with an entertaining performance with a rating of 9/10.  It was her best so far and she even camouflaged her tattoo with the patterned dress,  It looked like Lord Andrew knew exactly what to do her with her, but she still doesn't seem to have a clue.  Her gesture with the T-shirt, Simon Loves Me (This Week), also provided America with a good laugh.  Simon almost popped his nipples further out of his tight Armani shirt over Carly's playfulness.

However, I would not be confident if I were Carly.  Idol is a family show and choosing a song from a controversial play like Jesus Christ Superstar might offend Christians.  After all, the play and movie were boycotted in the 70's.  Thus, even when she is having fun, Carly may have screwed herself again.   Furthermore, it doesn't help that her husband adorned his face with satanic tattoos.  Despite the fact that she did well last night, she might end up in the bottom three again since America isn't going to embrace sacrilege as noted by how graciously the Pope was greeted last week in New York and Washington, DC.

Unlike the Left-wing Democrats who talk about helping the poor and raising all boats, our Holy Father provided America with hope, rather than the false hope of the Schwarze Kennedy who clings to the bitterness and hatred of his spiritual mentor Reverend Wright.  While he is sitting around his in his million dollar home in his fancy suits lamenting his loss to Girl Power, he may want to consider that as an explanation with regards to typical white small town America's compete repudiation of his campaign of distortion.

David Cook, unlike the Schwarze Kennedy, is truly a refreshing breath of air and last night he proved his mettle by taking on a Broadway classic and playing it straight, at least in some regards.  David surpassed them all last night with a 9.5/10 rendition of Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera.  Andrew tried to look like sexy 17-year old girl so that David could practice and they both seemed to love it.  Although a bit racy, I think it will appeal to David's demographics when he quipped about staring longingly into Lord Andrew's eyes.  The performance was outstanding.

Who would have thought that the brooding rocker could also do Broadway?  He did himself proud this week and has sent a shutter through the Archuleta household.  The stage Dad was so angry after David blew Giggles out of the water last night, he must have gone on a rampage worse than the one Bill Clinton went on yesterday when he was called upon by a reporter to explain what he meant when he said he was the one who had the race card played on him.

He flared his nostrils and shrilly denied ever saying such things, even though it was caught on tape.  I guess it shouldn't surprise us since nothing seems to get in the way of truth and Bill Clinton, as noted by his failed Presidency that resulted in his impeachment, disbarment and repudiation by the Democrat Party, as noted by their preference for a disciple of the Black Panthers over Girl Power.

Tonight, America will decide the fate of our hopefuls and things don't look good for Sunshine.  But that should serve as a notice to those who think they can show up on the august stage and stop and start like some meandering Leftist who doesn't have the fortitude to stand up to the Islamofacists.

Until the results,

Maniac - - out    

   

The Idol - Revenge of Mr. Ed

After a long national nightmare of boring and uninspired performances, horses of America united and sowed some wild oats last night on American Idol.  Despite having support from those miscreants at VoteForTheWorst.com, Kristy Lee Cook got sent to the glue factory in a somewhat shocking result.  It was highly anticipated that Syesha would be out, but America had different plans for us.  However, in the end, this was long overdue as noted by Simon who noted "you know, your time's up this time, sweetheart."

Ava Braun handled her demise with the same coldness that she dispensed with her horse.  She cried a little for the cameras, but that didn't stop her from sashaying over to Simon as she sung us out for the last time.  Our normally randy Brit seemed somewhat put off by her coziness, but who could blame him?  I'm sure he wondered whether he would suffer the same fate as her horse if Kristy got too close to him. 

We should have all been forewarned when 23 year-old Joan from Las Vegas asked Kristy during the live question and answer session about her gristly sale of her pet in exchange for a ticket to Idol.  Kristy wanted us to believe that she had tried to get the little critter back, but the guy who bought it wasn't intent on selling it to her.  Due to her fame, I'm sure he plans an auction on ebay.

While all these dramatic events on Idol, the two headed monster of Oreo and Pig were meeting in Philadelphia for another boring exchange.  However, this time the rotweiller came out in Hillary and she went after a flummoxed Schwarze Kennedy.  She mocked his depiction of small town America as bitter and raised questions about his affiliation with Reverend Wright and William Ayers, the Weather Underground terrorist who claimed in a 9/11 article in the New York Times that he wished he had bombed more building in the 60's.

Of course, the Schwarze Kennedy rightly noted that Hillary's political benefactor pardoned two Weather Underground terrorists when he was in the White House where he lied under oath, violated campaign finance laws, sold burial plots at Arlington Cemetery, got hummers from interns, raised taxes to historic highs, lost both houses of Congress to the GOP for the first time in 60 years and left a gaping hole in our national security apparatus that resulted in 3,000 deaths on 9/11.

But that didn't seem to stop the sweetness and light that is Hillary from pounding Obama and putting him on the defensive throughout the debate.  Although Hillary has been a strong advocate when it comes to forcing schools and employers to hire unqualified minorities by means of quotas and affirmative action, she, like most liberals, has no problem exempting herself from such mandates.  Thus, if Senator Oreo thinks Hillary should be obliged to give him a pass the way the Left wing media does, he must be even stupider than the typical white working class voters of small town America that he has mocked and ridiculed when sipping Chardonnay with his backers in elitist enclaves like San Francisco. 

The pressure must be getting to the racial healer since he has now flip flopped on the flag lapel pin.  After earlier noting he would not wear phony symbols, he was spotted adoring the dreadful American flag pin just the other day.  I guess he's thinks he can pull a fast one on bitter small town working class voters with that stunt, but I'm sure their not buying it.  After all, their probably too busy clinging to their guns and religion to notice some fraudulent Leftist trying to pretend he respects and loves this great Nation.

While this is going on in America, the anti-Semitic brethren of Obama is in the Middle East leaving flowers at the child-murderer's, Arafat, grave and embracing Hamas.  If we want to get a feel for what happens when Democrats try to use their elitists instincts in foreign policy, there is no better example than Jimmy Carter.  Of course, the Schwarze Kennedy tried to distance himself from him in the debate, but I have no doubt he was being as sincere about that as he was when he tried to convince us that he was unaware that his spiritual mentor, Reverend Wright, was a bigoted Jew hater who lavishes praise on Louis Farrakhan. 

Fortunately, America could easily avoid these two buffoons throwing rocks at each other and what better forum to do that than American Idol.  A season record of 36 million voters called in and with an onslaught like that, I was certain that results were not going to be that predictable.  Ryan staggered the results throughout the night and first had Jason, Carly and Syesha stand on the left of the stage, while David Cook, Kristy and Brooke stood on the right.  When Brooke was called, I felt a release since I figured that she would be safe.  But Seacrest pulled a dirty trick on us and made Syesha switch with David Cook which guaranteed that Brooke was in the bottom three.

Giggles was then asked to choose who he thought was going home after he was declared safe, but he refused just as Bo Bice had done in Season 4.  Unlike Taylor who didn't take the Bo Bice approach, David Archuleta refused to back stab his friends and I'm sure his stage Dad kicked his ass after the show for being such a softy.  After all, Dad has no problem sabotaging contestants since he was banned from going back stage while the others are practicing.  Perhaps, he's not really bald and he's just hiding some device under that hat that makes noises to distract the other hopefuls.  I would put nothing past him.  I have even heard rumors that Hillary's campaign has tried to recruit him for her dirty trick machine.

In the end, Ryan declared Syesha safe, which left Sunshine and Kristy in the bottom two.  I started getting annoyed at Sunshine for babbling on and I'm beginning to turn on her for incessant crying and niceness.  But I was still relieved she got to stay for another week since nothing could be worse than another week of a horse selling Nazi.

As for other notable events, I was somewhat impressed by the One Sweet Day Medley and thought Jason equipped himself acceptably at the beginning, but then I noticed Sleeve dressed as a chamber maid and it made me want to vomit.  After improving her looks the other night, Carly decided to revert back to her matronly sullenness and she even sassed Simon for being too hard on her.  She should kiss Simon's dirty ass!  But for Simon, she would be slinging beers and cleaning up after her husband, the Lion King.

We were also greeted to a return of Elliott Yamin who did his first performance on stage since his momma passed away.  His rendition of Free was excellent and Elliott has come a long way from the days when he was a snaggle-toothed hopeful.  My junior blogger agreed and said "I liked it, but it could use a little fire on stage as an effect." At the end, he flashed his hand where he wrote I Miss You Mom and America cried.  Unlike the Democrat Elites who leave their children with Nannies that they underpay, Elliott's mom raised her son and should be proud of how far he has come. 

The Ford Commercial was highly disturbing and showed our hopefuls as corporate cubicle slaves dressed as puppets as they sang I Want To Break Free.

   Once again, Idol rightly captured the toil of small town America who have been enslaved by Corporate Amerika in dead end jobs that crush our hopes and dreams.  Of course, that is something to get bitter about, particularly since assholes like the Schwarze Kennedy want to raise their taxes to historic highs so that he can confiscate their funds and use them for his favored victims groups.  How else could Reverend Wright afford a million dollar home in a gated White community?

Unlike Mariah Carey, Reverend Wright have never earned a real wage or produced anything meaningful other stoking racial resentments for his personal benefit just like his more famous contemporaries, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.  Mimi's performance of Bye Bye was almost as inspired as her hoochie momma outfit.  Wow!! She looked great last night and brought down the house.  But after she pimped her new CD, E=MC2, she seemed like she wanted to get the hell out of there, rather than stay and chat with Seacrest. 

I was a bit offended, but that still doesn't take away from the fact that she was a pretty good mentor, but I'm not sure how she'll compare with Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.  In seasons past, Broadway week has always been a disaster and I have no doubt we might be in for an Idol train wreck next week.  What were the Producers thinking?

However, I can just picture David Archuleta singing Memories, Jason Castro doing a slowed down version of Jesus Christ Superstar and David Cook taking his own spin on Phantom of the Opera.   I also have no doubt that Syesha will try to tackle Don't Cry for Me Argentina and that will hopefully be her demise.  Sunshine should do I Don't Know How To Love Him and Carly should tackle something dark and miserable like Sunset Boulevard.  After all, our Irish lass is also a good prospect for ending up dead floating in a pool just like William Holden did in the classic Gloria Swanson film.

With American Idol, you never know what to expect, but with the far Left Democrats, they are about as predictable as bowel movements.  While claiming to be racial healers and open minded progressives, 75 year old Jack Murtha attacked McNasty as being too old to be President.  I don't know about you, but I would rather have someone with too much experience holding such an important job, than some flim flam artists whose greatest claim to fame is that he doesn't wear a flag lapel pin until the pressure is too great. 

Furthermore, we have good evidence how important experience on the job is.  Without Dick Cheney operating secret wars and surveillance from his underground bunker, I don't know what we would do.  Even though he needs to be jump started every morning with a few volts, that doesn't stop Dick from eying the babes (as noted by the photo) or charming the press.  At A Press Dinner last night, he emerged from his bunker and set the audience roaring with laughter when he quipped that Hillary must have mistaken her trip to Bosnia with one of his hunting trips.

What a card!  Don't you just love that sweet lovable lump of a guy.  Of course, after the speech, it is rumored he suckered punched some girly Democrat Senator in the parking lot for making a crack about Haliburton.  That should serve as a lesson:  don't kid with a kidder.  I so hope Harry Reid gets his broken nosed fixed after the Dark Lord bitch slapped him so nicely.  Cheney just growled and told a poor Harry that Pelosi would be next and that he better think twice before he declares that the Iraq war has been lost

We are now down to the final six as this competition reaches a dramatic conclusion.  At this point, it is clear that David Archuleta is the favorite, but you never know what will happen in this topsy turvy show that fills our hopes and dreams with the joy of a better tomorrow.

Until next week,

Maniac - - out

    

The Idol - A Mental Mentor

When it came to my attention that a simple Long Island girl with small town values would be a mentor this week on Idol, I cringed.  How could the remaining seven hopefuls handle Mariah Carey's song book?  She has a five octave range and has had more number one records than Elvis.  She had a spectacular breakdown a few years back and her career was in ruins, but she has come back with a vengeance and looked as elegant as Jacquelyn Onassis Kennedy last night in simple form fitting black that highlighted her ample and spectacular cleavage.  Of course, unlike the billion dollar bush, Jackie O, Mariah has earned her own success without "clinging" to the ill begotten gains of the Nazi sympathizing and boot-legging Kennedy clan.

I expected Mariah to have another breakdown last night after she tried to coach the hopefuls, but she actually equipped herself well without bitterness and without clinging to provincial concerns like guns, religion and xenophobia.  She mentored our hopefuls to reach for the stars and in some cases, she succeeded.  After all, small town values are what makes America great and Idol is a melting pot of these bed rock beliefs that the Schwarze Kennedy and his clan of elitist sycophants can't seem to comprehend.

At a San Francisco fund raiser of all places, the true Obama came out of his walk in closet lined with $3,000 suits and explained to his backers why he wasn't getting more traction with white working class voters in rust-belt states.  Instead of looking in the mirror and trying to understand what about him appalls them, he decided to psychoanalyze small town America and ever since, he has had to dodge questions about his patronizing attitude towards "typical white people."  According to his reasoning,  "it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

John McNasty and Hillary Clinton have been like Cheshire cats over these telling remarks and have clung together in their attacks on these outrageous, bigoted and arrogant statements.  For someone who has run such an outstanding campaign of racial healing, he's done a fantastic job of keeping the beast alive in Pennsylvania as one poll shows her 20 points ahead.

Furthermore, his suggestion that small town typical white people are bitter and cling to values other than his Marxist ideology couldn't have been more off. His wife Michelle, who is now proud to be an American for the first time, consistently regales her audiences on the campaign trail that she was told she would never get into Princeton with low test scores like hers and seems to think that somehow entitles her to complain.  However, miraculously she was admitted to Princeton with her substandard credentials along with Harvard Law School, while more qualified white working class applicants were turned away.  Perhaps typical white people from small town America may be bitter about the fact that a condescending elitist like Obama road the affirmative action train into elite institutions, while they get shunned because they are white with higher test scores.

How can someone like Obama complain about whites clinging to religion, when he has affiliated himself with a racist anti-American minister for 20 years.  I guess it's always acceptable for blacks to act like snorting hypocritical pigs in the eyes of the MSM, but when it comes to white catholics, it is a totally different question.

By the way, a shout out to the Holy Father who arrived in America yesterday.  It should be no surprise that "typical white people" cling to this great spiritual leader.  What's the alternative?  Obama's spiritual mentor, Reverend Wright, or his political mentor, William Ayers, the unrepentant Weather Underground terrorist.

But on American Idol last night, we saw what true small town American values can do, which provided us with a stark contrast to the elitist snobs with their Princeton ties and warmed over socialism.  David Cook's brother was in the house and set in wheels another emotional Idol moment.

David's brother is sick with brain cancer and couldn't make it to the show.  Thus, in typical bitter white small town American fashion, a local radio station raised funds to fly him to the show on a private plane accompanied by a nurse.  After David's performance, the cameras flashed to his brother and America wept as did David over this dramatic moment.  When typical white small town America comes together, they act with generosity and compassion, not bitterness as suggested by the eitist Oreo who is making Hillary look working-class. 

David performed Always Be My Baby and put his own spin on it with an 8/10 rating.  The judges, however, loved the performance more than I and Mariah found it haunting.  David gets props for making a risky song choice as well as helping to show what typical white small town America is really like.  Simon aptly noted that David is a breathe of fresh air and I'm sure his brother was proud to see his success, unlike the bitter Leftists who like nothing better than to demean America and see her fail.  My junior blogger noted that "he may call us garlic nosed Italians, but I call him a Demorat!."

Another strong performance for the evening was David Archuletta who took on When You Believe.  Mimi was moved by his performance and I would rate it at 8.5/10.  It is hard to believe that such a little kid has such powerful vocals, but I guess that shows what happens when your father is an unrelenting psychopath.

He applauded again like a baboon in heat after David's performance, but I wanted to see him suffer.  Why does he always wear those ugly hats?  What is he hiding?  Furthermore, who the hell decided it would be a good idea for Giggles to wear leather pants.  Are they kidding us?  That is almost as incongruous as watching Hillary swig down shots of whiskey in Pennsylvania where she is trying to prove she has more of the common touch than Obama.  Don't worry pig!  I have no doubt that you are about as common as they come.

Another strong performance for me was Jason Castro.  I don't get the dreadlocks, but I really enjoyed his performance of I Don't Wanna Cry and rate it an 8/10.  Mimi found it different and indeed it was, but Randy couldn't appreciate it and tried to mimic Simon in his critique by saying it reminded him of a Luau.  Well if anyone deserves an apple in his mouth and to be roasted on a spit, it is Randy Jackson.  What an absurd and telling reference.  Randy should spent more time thinking about Jenny Craig than roasted Hillary.  I appreciated Jason's performance, but I didn't love it the way I did Sunshine.

Brooke looked beautiful last night as the stylist glammed her up Long Island style with puffy hair and a glittery dress.  But Brooke and Mariah Carey go about as well together as America and the Leftist Democrat Party.  I was very worried about my Sunshine, but I think she had a strong comeback last night with a 9/10 in her rendition of Hero.  Mimi also loved it and Brooke's authenticity.  However, the judges weren't so thrilled and Simon compared it to a hamburger with only a bun.  I fear that America will do away with my Sunshine, but let's hope I'm wrong.

Furthermore, compared to Brooke, Syesha Mercado was crap last night with a 6/10 rendition of Vanishing.  The judges praised her vocals, but Simon noted that the performance was missing something.  Perhaps I'm just the typical white person who doesn't understand black performers, but she just doesn't have the vocal strength of singers like Mariah and Whitney.  Her gold hoochie momma dress didn't help matters either.  After she performed, I scratched my head and wondered why she is still in this competition?

The same could be said for Carly Smithson who has annoyed me throughout this competition with her sullen personality.  But last night, something seemed different about her.  She smiled, covered that hideous tattoo and in my opinion performed at her best with an 8.5/10 rendition of Without You.  After her performance, my junior blogger said "if Randy tries to criticize that performance, I'm on the next plane to LA.  She blew it out of the house while Simon blew out his shirt that shows his boobs."

However, the judges really didn't like the performance and I wondered if I was watching a different performance after hearing her sing.  Listening to them was almost like reading the New York Times.  If you want to really get depressed and forget all that is good about typical white small-town America, please pick up a copy and start reading as the Left clearly live in a parallel Marxist universe from the rest of us. 

The shock of the night was Kristy Lee Cook's rendition of Forever.  It was actually good and I can't understand how she could do it. Of all the hopefuls, I expected her to blow Mimi's song worse than Monica blowing the Boy President.  However, she looked great last, gave Mariah goose bumps and gets a 7.5/10.  I would guess that she will be safe this week, but you never know what America will do with respect to this competition.

On the other hand, when it comes to small town America, I am always certain they will stand by our flag and say the pledge of allegiance, unlike the Schwarze Kennedy who refuses to wear his flag lapel pin and affiliates himself with terrorists and racists.  Hillary, on the other hand, is beginning to look good to me after I learn more about Senator Oreo.  It is hard to believe that the woman who scorned stay-at-home moms with her infamous "bake cookies and have teas" comments is now looking like Joe Six pack compared with Obama who makes John Kerry look like a foul-mouthed construction worker.

Idol, on the other hand, cherishes all that is great about this country and that was aptly displayed.  Ryan even exercised his First Amendment rights when he ripped up a sign entitled "Simon for President."   But America knows a fraud when it sees one and will not be blind-sided by the Left-wing media who has given Obama a pass the same way all the elite colleges did when scrutinizing his wife's substandard test scores.  These anti-American elitists may be able to ride the affirmative action train into intellectual gulags like Princeton or Harvard, but typical white small town America isn't as stupid as they may think.

Tonight, Mariah will perform and we will see who gets sent home.  It should be Syesha, but after last week, who knows what America has in store for us.

Maniac -- out    

 

The Idol - Outback Out!

There are many twists and turns on the road to fame and after a dramatic week dedicated to charitable endeavors, America sent shock waves at Idol last night sending a favorite, Michael Johns, back to the Outback.  My junior blogger quipped after the final results, "back to jumping on Kangaroos for him."  Contrary to Michael's beliefs, dreams can die quickly, particularly when you choose an Aerosmith song you had no business bringing into this competition.  Steven Tyler is a hideous troll who shot up too much heroin every time Joe Perry hooked up with a girl.  He now looks like a nasty frog with anorexia and America reacted violently to this grand miscalculation.

I almost thought that when Ryan announced the bottom three, Syesha, Carly and Outback, and then declared Syesha and Sleeve safe, that it was a another ploy and all would end up safe like last year.  But no such luck for 29-year old Johns who looked almost as stunned as Monica did when Clinton shoved his cigar in her peekacho.

My junior blogger and I sat back in total disbelief since we had no idea that Outback would be out.  I was certain it would be Syesha and, of course, hoped that Carly got another reason to be sullen and angry.  But instead, soft-spoken Outback got dumped on by America.  There is simply no explanation for this.  Does America really believe that a bad Fantasia knock-off merits another week in this august competition?  Better yet, do we need to put up with tattoo girl and her freakish husband? 

I'll admit I was not a big fan of Johns, but in the last few weeks, he had stepped up his game and I thought he really blew it out of the house last week when Dolly was coaching him.  But I guess the rocker vote was split and David Cook will now be the beneficiary with Outback out of the picture.  As for Carly, this is the second time she got sent to the bottom three.  Thus, she better clean up her act, not to mention her attitude.  I wonder what Mini Mouse will do next week to bore us.  Do a medley of Celine, Mariah, Whitney and Fantasia so that she can establish how utterly mediocre she is?  It is an absolute outrage that she remains in this competition after the way she butchered I Believe. 

This clearly was a stunning reversal of fortune and I'm sure David Archuleta's stage dad was giggling all the way to his polygamist ranch after the show.  After all, Outback was one of the Producer's favorites.  Why is that jerk always in the audience panting like a wild dog after Giggles gets deemed safe week after week?  Does he have a job other than prostituting his son to record producers at too young of an age?

It may be acceptable for the Cyrus' to pimp their 15-year daughter out like some common street ho so that they can make money off of her before she turns 18 and then ends up like Dana Plato.  But does David Archuleta deserve the same fate as Hannah Montana?  How many more train wrecks does America need?

The shocking turn of events on Idol should not discount some of the other highlights on last night's show.  They started the show by redoing the fantastic medley, Shout to the Lord, and it was even better than the first time.  The hopefuls fanned through the crowd and praised the Lord, which probably sent shutters through the secularist Left since the only religion they lower themselves to protect is violent and hateful teachings of the Islamofacists.  But in our living room, we got down and prayed for those poor children in Africa who had to suffer as a consequence of the failed foreign policy of Left, who have left Africa war-torn and disease ridden, while they try to do the same to America.   

By the way, a shout out to Forest Whitaker and his wife Keisha for highlighting the Malaria epidemic on Idol Gives Back night and the street kids of Angola on the results show.  After seeing that gut wrenching and painful video, I wanted to watch the Crying Game all over again.  So far, Idol has raised $60 million and hopefuly Sister Domingis will get money for her orphans.  It was nice to see the fair and balanced network highlight that the Catholic Church is not just filled with pedophiles.  A matter of fact, they do more for those in need and suffering from AIDS than any Left-wing Democrat.

But being that this is the network Murdoch built, rather than Soros, the Producers even gave that Ho, Obama and McNasty a chance to appear on a ratings juggernaut so that they could promote their uninspired and hypocritical campaigns for the White House.  First, the Fat Pig appeared after a rousing introduction by Bono from Africa.  He implored us that in an election year, we should look beyond our borders and be generous to the less fortunate.  Bono really put it in perspective how trivial this campaign has been in light of the world's problems.  We all know they will do nothing if elected to deal with real issues and, instead, do all they can to consolidate their power and destroy lives with their hateful ways.

On the other hand, George Bush has done more for those suffering from AIDS in Africa than Bill Clinton ever did.  If anything, President Pudge probably spread even more sexually transmitted diseases with all his philandering, rather than helping those in need.

Hillary looked like fat strawberry in her red suit and I so wish the audience had booed at her robotic and repugnant video.  She lies repeatedly, encourages her rapist husband to race-bait and fires her loyal soldiers under pretext when they get inconvenient.  Poor Mark Penn.  I guess it is never acceptable to support free trade with Columbia.  I wonder if that means Bill will get fired as well since he supports the trade agreement like Penn.  But Hillary will never get rid of her meal ticket no matter how many woman he rapes and assaults.

As for McNasty, he really did establish his street cred with his nasty video.  First, he praises Idol for allowing Michigan and Florida to have a voice in the competition and then he threatens to deport Simon with his new immigration policy.  He was so mean he made Dick Cheney wince, but I'm sure W cackled away since he backs down to no one as noted by his total defiance of the Pelosi Congress over Iraq.

If a President with the lowest approval ratings in American history can make the Democrats look weak and spineless, just imagine what the evil-doers will do with them.  Poor boring and staid Obama.  On the stump with big crowds, he can whip the ignorant masses who support his candidacy into a frenzy, but last night when it was man-to-man, you could tell he has a lot of honky blood coursing through his system since he was painfully boring with his blue lipped delivery of his latest batch of lies.

Once again, the Schwarze Kennedy proved that he is a bigger fraud than Hillary.  He refuses to appear on Fox news programs since they might ask him about his racist minister or his affiliation with William Ayers, the Weather Underground terrorist, but he then wants to take advantage of the ratings juggernaut so that he can pimp his campaign.  Did he have to get Soros' permission before he could appear on Fox?  After all, Obama is nothing but Soros' water boy since he gets all his funding from MoveOn.Org.  That probably explains why he is now breaking his written pledge to use public financing for his campaign.  He had no place on Idol.  Why doesn't he fly off to Iran and negotiate with the Holocaust-deniers as he proposed?  It disgusts me that Fox allowed this racist a forum.  It also made me nervous since if he is elected, I'm not sure if he'll put me in internment since I happen to be a garlic nosed Italian with no white blood unlike him.

Despite this outrage, at least Idol redeemed itself with that funky Ford Commercial, I Just Want to Celebrate.  With all the paint splattering, it reminded me of an Acid trip and was one of the best so far.  Let's not overlook the return of Jordin Sparks with Chris Brown.  Their performance of No Air was better than Meatloaf.  What a hot duet, but Jordin looks like she could kick Chris' ass.  It was so good to have them on the show and it certainly compensated for the appearance of the Two-Headed Monsters, along with McNasty. 

It should be no surprise that Jordin has done well since Idol as noted by the accolades she received on stage from her adoring fans.  But Idol will provide no bounce to the Schwarze Kennedy.  He is worse than Jimmy Carter, who is now planning to meet with Hamas.  Let that be a warning to anyone who thinks Obama will solve all the worlds problems.  Having Soros as your pimp and getting cozy with Jew-hating terrorists is not the the way to save the world.  I realize that might make Reverend Wright happy, but America doesn't need our national security compromised by a man who is financed and lauded by an economic war criminal who funded Lynn Stewart's legal defense when it was discovered she had aided and abetted the Blind Sheik.

This could make anyone crazy, but at least we have Idol to keep us safe, not to mention Sunshine who will return for another week.  America may have made a mistake with Outback Idol, but Brooke White is a different story.  No matter how hard Randy tries to tear her town, she's got a friend in America.

After the dramatic week on Idol, next week should prove to be equally exciting.  Also, remember to donate to Idol Gives Back so that the $100 million goal is met.  Our money is much better off in the hands of Fox Charities, than being pawed over by the likes of Harry Reid, Howard Dean and other assorted anti-American misfits.

Until next week,

Maniac - - out

The Idol - Full of Hacks But Still Giving Back

After weeks of frenzied competition, Idol took a break last night and treated to us to over 2-1/2 hours of absolutely insufferable boredom that compares to one of President Pudge's hateful State of the Union Speeches.  Idol Gives Back was a huge disappointment and didn't come close to last year's fantastic extravaganza.  However, despite my disappointment, there were some excellent performances and some emotional notes that tugged at my heart as well as my wallet.  Who could deny funding for those in real need?  I'm not a Democrat who wants to enslave people into hopelessness with a welfare state that destroys your soul, encourages sloth and fills our prisons with willing clients for their socialist ideals.

Unlike the Left, Fox provides food, housing, education, medical care and love to those in desperate need of a better tomorrow.  But despite these efforts, the Left continues to thwart our economic well-being in favor of the hacks in organized crime that finance their corrupt and intellectually bankrupt campaigns.  The Pelosi Congress is hard at work blocking a free trade agreement with Columbia since God forbid they defy the wishes of organized labor.  Why not jeopardize our economic well being and national security so that we can protect overpaid losers in dying industries?  Every mainstream economist has touted the benefits of free trade, but the Left still hold to their protectionist ways.  Why not give Chavez more leeway to cause trouble in South America?  After all, the right to live free and die is the last thing Democrats want for the world.

On the campaign trail, the Schwarze Kennedy and his nemesis have repeatedly talked about undoing NAFTA to curry favor with the ignorant union hacks, which flies in the face of common sense and good judgment.  We all know that Hillary is congenital liar, but Obama is no better.  Will it take 16 years for the Left to finally figure that out like they did with the Clinton's?  Obama not only wants to expunge his white blood, he also wants to eradicate jobs that increase the productivity of the US economy.

For the record, NAFTA resulted in job creation and the reason hacks lost their jobs in rust belt states is because non-union shops in the United States do a better job of serving their clients.  Yet, when Obama was campaigning in Ohio, one of his volunteers was someone who apparently lost his job at a GM spin-off due to NAFTA.  What they forgot to tell us was that this loser got a six figure buyout to get retraining and that his plant closed because a company in his own state did a job he and his shiftless union hacks couldn't do with the same efficiency.

Of course, all this talk about undoing trade agreements was a total crock since the Schwarze Kennedy's economic adviser behind the scenes was assuring Canadians that all this talk was just campaign rhetoric.  It's a pretty hard achievement to make Hillary look honest, but with stunts like that, along with affiliating yourself with a racist minister for 20-years, Obama has done a good job following in the footsteps of the intellectual and moral bankruptcy of the Democrat Party. 

As for Hillary, she was at it again trashing this country with the ugly fat slob from Britain at a fund raiser, which is being investigated by the Federal Election Commission.  Elton John comes on our soil and makes millions.  But that doesn't stop him from trashing America as the Clinton's sit and applaud him.  He said at the illegal fund raising event, "I never cease to be amazed at the misogynist attitude of some people in this country."

How does it makes us woman-haters by rejecting Hillary?  Is he even a woman?  Did Fatty ever stop to consider that the reason she is hated is because she stayed with a cheating husband who assaulted and raped woman, stole furniture from the White House, obstructed justice, rifled through FBI files of political enemies and came off as even more unlikeable than a guy who hangs out with the Weather Underground and Al Sharpton-like ministers?

I guess Elton and Hillary shared about 20 cheesecakes as they drowned their sorrows about her impending defeat in the Democrat Party Primary to an unqualified and inexperienced racist who bowls a 37, while claiming to want to help the working class.  At least she has the solace of knowing that Elizabeth Edwards endorsed her health care plan.  But who the hell cares what the wife of an ambulance chaser has to say about anything?  If the best you can hope for is the support of a woman who exploits her dead son and doctored cancer diagnosis, it should be no surprise that the Clinton Restoration is about as likely to happen as Global Warming. 

It was rumored that Obama and Clinton would appear on Idol Gives Back along with McNasty, but no such appearance occurred. At least the show had one saving grace.  Furthermore, if Obama is too much of a coward to appear on Chris Wallace's show on Fox, why should he get air time on Idol to pimp his race-baiting campaign?  Furthermore, if he can't stand up to tough questions from the fair and balanced network, how is he going to deal with the Islamofacists?  What's he going to do?  Invite them to the White House for some finger licking good KFC and Grape Nehi.

Despite boring me most of the night, at least Idol Gives Back started with the Top 8 singing Rhianna's Don't Stop the Music, along with the So You Think You Can Dance cast.  It was a nice way to start off the show, but our hopefuls seemed way out of place with the dancers.  They also performed Seasons of Love from Rent, which was lovely, but why didn't Sunshine get a cameo like the others?  Are the Producers sending us a message that she will be out?  As you may recall, the same thing happened to Amanda the week she was voted off.  I can't even think about that.

Of course, our hopefuls closed the show with a spectacular rendition of Shout to the Lord.  With so many references to God, I'm surprised the Hollywood Elite who joined the show didn't walk out and call the ACLU.  But I guess nothing can get in the way of a camera and narcissistic pretend activists.  Frankly, I would have preferred more medleys and more hopefuls than some of the lame comedians who appeared on the show.  Some of the highlights are noted below:

Best Performance By a Meth Ho Who Wets Her Pants:  I so wanted to hate Fergie, but I have to give her props.  First, she appeared with John Legend and did a pretty good job bringing down the house.  She then performed Barracuda with Heart and it was absolutely fantastic.  Fergie even did cartwheels across the stage and kept up with Ann Wilson's high-powered vocals.  But when my junior blogger saw Fergie jumping across the stage, she dryly noted that "she's trying to fit in, but she can't."  I guess she has a point since Ann Wilson has obviously embraced cheesecake and stayed away from plastic surgery, unlike Fergie whose face looks more jacked up than J. Lo's ass. 

Worst Performance by a Hillbilly:  Why the hell did Miley Cyrus get to perform twice on the show?  Are the Producers so arrogant to think they can give this 15-year old juggernaut more publicity?  My junior blogger noted that "she appeals to a lot of young people, but she is no Carrie Underwood."  Furthermore, she wasn't that good and I would have preferred to have our hopefuls on stage or prior season luminaries.  Where was Fantasia?  How about Clay, Kelly or Ruben?  At least I got a charge watching Billy Rae and Miley in Kentucky visiting Appalachia.  But with all the advantages America has to offer, what excuse do these people have for living in such trashy circumstances? Does being poor give you a pass from cleaning up garbage from your front lawn or cleaning your home?  These people give new meaning to the concept of birth control.

Best Performance by a Transy:  How dare the Producers allow Teri Hatcher on the show?  What was she doing taking on a Carrie Underwood classic, Before He Cheats?  Why have her on the show, let along singing?  Her face is so scary she makes Fergie look like a natural woman.  What an absolute disaster!  Send that witch back to Wisteria Lane and let's hope the writers kill off her character and she gets knocked out of the public conscientious.  By the way, has Maria Shriver been to the same plastic surgeon as Transy Teri?  Her carved out skull face was even scarier when she appeared on the show pimping cash in her capacity as the First Lady of California.

Most Emotional Performance and Moment:  Annie Lennox was on last year and blew down the house with her powerful vocals and this year was even better.  She was absolutely fantastic and gave me chills with her haunting rendition of Many Rivers to Cross.  She also had a video before the performance highlighting four brothers in Africa who lost their parents to AIDs.  She broke down at the end when she noted how stoically the 15-year old brother was when having to face such circumstances.  He didn't cry like a girl and complain about being a victim like the Oreo Obama.  He dealt with his lot like a man and it was heart-wrenching and moving.  Open your wallets America!  These kids actually deserve help.

Best Performance By a Cuban:  Being that she was the only Cuban on the show last night, that should say something about Gloria Estefan and Shelia E's performance.  At the same time, I was surprised she didn't raise more awareness about the travesty that has occurred in Cuba. Obviously, left-wing Hollywood needs to be reminded since they seem so blind to the fact that Castro is a monster who has killed, oppressed and terrorized his people worse than Al Gore.

Best Performance By an Idol: Carrie Underwood looked beautiful last night and made America cry with her rendition of Praying for Time by George Michael.  What can I say?  It was absolutely inspired and shows why she has been one of the most successful Idols so far.  However, Daughtry did a video from Africa that was introduced by Brad Pitt and it was also outstanding.  His song What About Now was beautifully done and helped explain why he has had so much success since Idol.  As for Pitt's introduction, we could have done without that.  If you show up on Idol, you shouldn't dress like a bum and wear some duffy hat.  What happened?  Angelina threw him out before he could change since he failed to operate their orphanage according to her specifications while she's off doing films, rather than taking care of the children she is allegedly is supposed to care about.

Performance with the Most Street Cred:  Sorry Randy.  Snoop Doggy Dog has got you beat.  That performance was a hot one and didn't you love Snoop's bling.  It was so nice to actually see someone who embraces African-American culture, unlike the Oreo Obama and all his bitching and moaning about his white blood that was forced on him by violence as noted in Dreams of My Father.  Is he suggesting his mother was raped?  What a fraud!!

Best Performance By a Lunatic:  Randy Jackson played bass in his Dracula coat, while Mariah Carrey performed dramatically with a choir of huge black woman backing her up.  It so made me long for Good and Plenty and Lakisha, but instead what I got was fat Randy and a nutter singing Fly Like a Bird, which was just all right. Mimi was a little off tonight, but she is still a Diva like no other and certainly makes that cretin Celine Dion sound like the crap producer she is.  Last year, she got to sing with Elvis and this year she got relegated to a video from Africa.  Thank God for small favors.  Mimi also deserves props for looking hot last night.

Best Use of Simon's Nipple and Comic Performance:   No, Randy Jackson playing bass and looking fatter than a hump back whale can't compete with Jimmy Kimmel. He did a great skit mocking Simon and his torpedo like nips.  It was great fun and Simon took it like a man, but got the last laugh when he quipped about how Jay Leno has the best nighttime show.  As for the comics who appeared on stage, we certainly could have done without most of them, particularly Robin Williams. He looked greasy, fat and bald. That was the only funny part since his Russian Idol imitation wasn't anything but as useless as his lame talents.  Let's hope his wife cleans his clock in the divorce and sends him back to rehab. 

Many other celebrities showed up last night even Dane Cook.  Like who cares?  But at least Fox tries to help others in need unlike the Democrat Party.  Many clips were shown of the rebuilding effort in New Orleans after Katrina, which only highlighted what happens when Democrats are in charge.  They ran New Orleans and created that crime-ridden poverty pit that we saw during the Hurricane.  In the aftermath, they tried to deflect blame, but it was their policies that destroys hope, fosters criminal behavior, ignorance and despair.  Idol, on the other hand, lifts all boats even during these tough economic times caused by the failed fiscal policies of the Pelosi Congress. 

Let's hope Idol Gives Back raises the funds needed to help those less unfortunate.  If they don't succeed, the hard luck stories broadcast last night have no chance since a Democrat Party controlled welfare state has been and will continue to be a complete and utter failure.

Tonight, we will get the results, along with Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown.  I would not surprised if Carly gets the boot, but America better not have turned on our Sunshine.  That would be too much to take in such a dramatic week. 

Maniac - - out

The Idol - Knarley Carly & Saintly Sunshine

In celebration of Idol Gives Back Week, our hopefuls were expected to select songs that inspired them, which left them with wide latitude to choose a song that suited them as well as lift us all up above the morass of everyday life.  Unfortunately, very few succeeded and one in particular really blew it big time.  Instead of having to put up with self-pitying laments and anger from an ingrate immigrant with ugly tattoos, America wants hope, sweetness and light.  After her performance of The Show Must Go On, Simon astutely noted that Carly Smithson is in trouble this week and I couldn't agree more.

In her video before the performance, Sleeve went on about how life has many bumps in the road and sounded sullen, rather than inspired.  I'm sick of her prissy attitude and so is America.  Her performance was vocally acceptable at 7/10, but it was filled with unjustified anger and contempt.  What does she have to be so angry about? A $2 million record deal that she screwed up with the help of Randy Jackson. She made it on to one of the biggest juggernauts in American Television History and has been pimped by the Producers worse than Chelsea Clinton.  She even looked good last night with the hair extensions and snugly fitting outfit.  But that's not good enough for her! 

American Idol isn't about all her laments and complaints and I'm fairly certain she has guaranteed her place in the bottom three and may even be going home.  And let that be a cautionary tale to the far radical Left and their love affair with the Schwarze Kennedy and his spiritual healer, Reverend Wright who said "Not God Bless America - God damn America!"  The Leftist MSM has done all it can do bury this story, but America is not the "US of KKK-A", it is the Shining City on the Hill that offers boundless opportunity and affirmative action to an unqualified Oreo who refers to White America as racist, while he plays the victim to his audience in the Party funded by the economic war criminal, Soros, and run by hacks like Howard Dean.

In his autobiography, Dreams of My Father, Obama wrote, "any distinction between good and bad whites had negligible meaning" and he hoped that the white blood that runs through him "there by an act of violence, might somehow be expunged."  For a racial healer, his words seem more akin to Mein Kampf.  Furthermore, it seems funny he should say such things since the only reason that all the chardonnay sipping Left finds him so appealing is due to his whiteness.  At the same time, when it comes time to vote, most of them shun him in favor of a lying fraud who made $109 million, but only donated $10 million to charity while calling for higher taxes on those who work for a living.

It should be no surprise that when his proud to be an American wife was at a rally the other day at Carnegie Mellon, the event organizers were running around looking for white people in an effort to make the event seem diverse.  What would they do when they found some honkies?  Expunge them.  In an effort to deal with these issues, Obama has taken to injecting patriotism in his speeches to prove he loves America.

Does John McNasty have to do that?  Of course not.  He's hero who was tortured at the Hanoi Hilton for five and half years, but that doesn't stop the Left from impugning him and suggesting that he doesn't care about the innocents he had to bomb in Vietnam as suggested by the Obama supporter, Senator Rockefeller.  Perhaps McCain would be viewed more favorably by the Left if he buddied up with a member of the Weather Underground, William Ayers, the way Obama does.  On 9/11, Ayers was quoted in the New York Times as saying he wished he had bombed more buildings, but that doesn't seem to register with the Left when it comes to Obama.

I guess they rather have an anti-American racist hypocrite as their candidate than a fat old broad who gets caught in more lies than Pinocchio.  After claiming to have dodged sniper  fire in Bosnia, it has now been discovered that she was not only pimping out her ugly daughter, but also some fake story about some woman who was turned down for treatment for not having insurance at an Ohio Hospital and died.  Yet surprise surprise.  This woman did have insurance and did receive treatment as anyone would since we have about as much of a health care crisis in this country as a global warming problem.  I so wish the Left would stay away from our medical system and stick to making obscene amounts of money selling off the prestige of the Oval Office via Bill Clinton.

Of course, most of the charitable donations made by the duo of depravity went to the Clinton foundation, rather than to real charities.  But not everyone can stand by the high ideals of giving like the Fox Network and Idol, which is raising millions to help those most in need as part of Idol Gives Back Week.

When the show started last night, the cameras immediately flashed on Bill Ford, the CEO of Ford Motor Company.  Instead of giving America another pinto, Ford will be making generous donations to the Idol charities, while at the same time slashing their payrolls and putting overpaid union hacks on unemployment.  Thank God we have NAFTA.  For every job loss it causes, we have one less source of funding for the far radical Left who extort dues from unionized workers and use the money to fund the Democrat Party.

Idol funds hope unlike the unions, but our hopefuls don't seem to have much of a clue as to what inspires them as noted by some of the dreadful song selections made last night.  Outback Idol started the show with Dream On and tritely noted that if you dream it, you can achieve it.  However, his performance was not good and at best a 7/10, not to mention seemed like a lame attempt to mimic last weeks spot on performance.  He even had an ascot on again, which seemed totally out of place for American Idol.  At the end, Randy trashed him, but Michael Johns sassed him, which I normally wouldn't appreciate.  But in Randy's case, I have no problem since I'd rather hear his yos and dawgs, than his sad attempts at being Simon. 

For Outback, his dreams may come to an end as well since he is in serious risk of being in the bottom three.  Aerosmith and Idol just doesn't mix nor does an ascot adorned Aussie with too much junk in the trunk.  Syesha, like Michael, also sassed Randy after he gave a less than glowing review to her rendition of I Believe.  Did she really think she could handle a Fantasia signature classic?  Lakisha tried that last year to disastrous results and Syesha is no Kiki.  She made a fatal mistake with her song choice and rates at best a 6/10.  But she gets a 0/10 for song selection and judgment.  You don't come to a town like Hollywood and take on a giant like Fantasia with a less than stellar imitation lacking the emotion and depth that America demands.  I have no doubt that she has guaranteed herself a place in the bottom three and may be Carly's one hope of salvation.

As for Marley Au Lait, I'm not sure what to say about that performance.  I was basically speechless and had to watch it three times and I still couldn't figure out what was so fantastic about accompanying Somewhere Over the Rainbow with uckulele playing.  Unique would be a nice way of putting it and frankly, the song selection was an absolute disaster. If you take on a classic like that, he would be best advised to come on stage in drag with Liza Minelli-like eye-liner, instead of looking like a beach bum doing bong hits.  For whatever reason, the judges loved this, but I can't see how that rates at better than a 5/10. On the other hand, my junior blogger thought the performance was like a "cracker.  first, you're not sure, second time, its pretty good and third time, its phenomenal."  Jason is probably safe from the bottom three. After all, America would never vote off a hopeful who wore a cross around his neck the way Jason did. 

Kristy Lee Cook sold her horse, reminds me of Ava Braun and has been in the bottom three more times than I care to count, but she keeps on keeping on for whatever reason.  I'll give her props for choosing a Martina McBride song, Anyways.  After all, Martina is a Republican and was a fantastic mentor last season.  But I didn't like this song at all and thought the performance was a 6/10.  However, the judges disagreed, including Simon who damned her with praise.  Indeed, she does look like a star, but she sings like a dead fish.  I can't understand what is happening, but my guess is she may survive another week since America prefers a pretty blond over a sullen Irish lass with too much back.  Let's face it, that may be acceptable for Beyonce, but not from some pasty cry baby who blew a $2 million record deal, but still thinks she has received a raw deal.

David Cook has been the sleeper of this competition and has had a string of steady performances, but not last night.  His song choice was dreadful and the singing was a 5/10.  What the hell was that song?  Innocent?  What was he thinking?  I also spit out a lung cookie when he said he chose the song since he believes that everybody has a good side. Does Hitler have a good side too?  What an idiot!  Most people would sell you down the river for a few shekels and America isn't that naive.  If he actually believes that, perhaps it was appropriate that he once again wore a white coat that resembled a straight jacket.  I hate to say this, but David is in serious risk of going home as well. 

Giggles, on the other hand, decided to take on Angel while playing the Piano and America loved it as did the judges.  He did very well in my opinion as well with an 8/10 performance, but when I saw his stage father in the audience, it put me off and I so hoped that someone would club him to death like a baby seal.  The judges lavished David with praise and I guess it was somewhat justified, but haven't we had enough of his week after week ballads with crazy Dad in the audience clapping like an excited baboon with a woody.  I'm afraid he has reclaimed his position as the Idol favorite, but I'd prefer someone else like my beautiful and sweet Sunshine.

As far as I'm concerned, Brooke White can do no wrong.  She is innocence and light wrapped up with a pink bow.  She is like a dewy New England summer day.  Before the break, I was so happy she was going to be singing Carol King.  That is the perfect style for her, but of all the great songs Carol has written, she chooses You've Got A Friend.  She marred what could have been an Idol moment and did no better than a 7.5/10.  She was also way too nervous and that impacted her performance, but I guess who could blame her now that racist Randy had targeted her for ridicule in his new effort to prove he's tough.

I think Simon captured her performance nicely when he referred to it as a pleasant walk through the park.  Let's hope America gives her another chance since I don't know what I'll do if she is voted off this show.  That would be a bigger calamity than when the Pickle was rudely cast out prematurely after the ugly feminist hordes targeted her for being pretty, blond and thin.

I assure you that if we see my Sunshine out this week, you'll hear a scream louder than the one Howard Dean did when he lost in Iowa to the fake war hero John Kerry.  Idol can play cruel twists when it comes to our hopefuls and some have transformed while other have descended into madness.  Who can forget the Pickle's tragic transformation last season?  But even worse has occurred with respect to Mr. Clay Aiken.

What have they done to this boy?  Has the pressure been too great?  Has the lame attempts to out him been too much to handle?  This outrage can't stand and when a Fat Slob like Rosie O'Donnell tries to claim someone like Clay as one of her own, America will not stand for it.  Clay is not a pretender like Rosie.  Let's hope when his new album is released in May he has a chance to get back to his roots as a charming country boy with pipes of steal. 

Tonight, Idol Gives Back will be 2-1/2 hours and was pre-taped on Sunday night.  I think that is a bit of a sham since America expects Idol to be live.  We don't want editing; we want to see Fergie crap her pants again on stage.  We want to see Teri Hatcher pelted with rocks from audience after she annoys us with her grating Transy personality!

Most importantly, we want the spontaneous acts of emotion that make this competition the juggernaut that it is.  Let's hope this recorded show doesn't detract from the mystique of this competition that fills our hearts and minds with the joy of song and the longing for a better tomorrow.

Maniac - - out               

The Idol - Oh, Dolly! What Has America Done to Sunshine?

If a former President of Bill Clinton's stature can stomp his feet and throw tantrums when his plans for a Clinton Restoration are blockaded by a pretend racial healer who had a 20-year affiliation with a bigoted minister, then so can I.  Like Reverend Wright, Racist Randy has been attacking our Sunshine for the last few weeks, undermining her so that untalented hacks remain shielded.  When I saw our G-rated Nanny and Seventh Day Adventist rudely cast to the bottom three, along with Ava Braun (Kristy Lee Cook) and the Mail Order Bride (Ramiele Malubay), I seethed with rage.

Anger flowed through my entire body until I couldn't stand it any more.  My junior blogger and I pelted the TV with rocks and garbage and we asked Jesus to save us from this outrage.  After all, if we could live through the false economy of the Clinton era, along with the complete and utter incompetence that led to 3,000 dead at the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, we could live through this. BUT THIS CANNOT AND SHOULD NOT STAND!!!  Sunshine is nothing but sweetness and light.  She offers bibles and love.  Of course, she handled this insult with the grace becoming of such a beautiful person.  She cried for herself, her roommates as well as the two sisters in Africa who were living on the streets of Ethiopia as highlighted by the dramatic Idol Gives Back video.

Sunshine gives back just like Idol and Randy better watch his fat ass as America will turn on him in the same manner they will turn on the Schwarze Kennedy come this fall.  The Democrat Party has no problem giving Obama's anti-American and racist affiliation a pass since most of them share those viewpoints.  However, when it comes time to comparing a real war hero like John McCain to this smug hypocrite, there will be no contest.  The Left is even attacking McCain for having bad teeth, but what they fail to realize was that his teeth were knocked out when he was being beaten and tortured in a Vietnamese Prison camp.  I think that compares more favorably with a guy who bowls at a 37 and a party that lionized an unpatriotic bag of trash like John Kerry.

Bill Clinton was so outraged yesterday about Obamamania that has taken hold of the Democrat Party that he had another fit in California when he was asked about Richardson's endorsement of Obama.   Lesson to fat corrupt impeached, socialist, perjuring disbarred, failed President:  when wooing superdelegates, you shouldn't bitch slap them.  This can't be good for poor Billy's heart.  Wouldn't it be just terrible if it exploded again.  If it does, let's hope our world renowned health care system fails him miserably in the same manner he failed America while he was in the White House getting hummers from an intern while Islamofacists were plotting mass murder against Americans.  Let also remember how he lied about a false economy and budget surpluses and soiled the White House with his Trailer Park Trash entourage.

As for the other part of that duo of depravity, she challenged Obama to a bowling match the other day.  Of course, he declined the invitation since no one knows how to play gutter ball better than her.  She also compared herself to Rocky in Philadelphia, but Stallone endorsed McCain.  How dare she try to claim the mantle of this great Italian-American acting juggernaut!  Unlike Stallone's acting career, there will no sequel of the Clinton era.. 

Wasn't it bad enough the first time around when they sold off burial plots at Arlington, smeared long-standing Travel Office employees and fired them, rifled through the FBI files of honorable Republicans and sicked the IRS on political enemies.  Yet to losers like Carl Bernstein and other Leftist hacks, Richard Nixon was far worse.  Well, Richard Nixon never tried to steal an election like Clinton's horrendous VP, nor did he stick around when his goose was cooked.

The Big Creep and his fugly wife should just have a good cry like Ramiele did last night after America rightfully booted her from this competition.  The Tranny Danny vote can only carry you so far and unfortunately for the Mail Order Bride, her days on Idol are over, but she should still not give up hope.  As my junior blogger exclaimed after the results, "soy sauce captain back on duty."  Next week, Kristy should be following Ramiele and she may have even preordained such a conclusion after she displayed her bottom three sign on stage.  What's wrong with her?  Why wave the white flag before the fight is over?  Has she been taking advice from the Democrat Party who likes nothing better to cut and run as noted by their Iraq policies.   

Don't surrender just yet Kristy!  You never know what America may do as noted by the outrageous assault on Brooke, our beautiful Sunshine.  Not even the 9 to 5 medley can compensate for this injustice.  Indeed, it was even more like the Brady Bunch than last week and that was before that snot nosed brat Oliver joined the cast.  My junior blogger thought a recording of that dynamic performance was "worth buying."

On the other hand, The Clark Brothers were so bad, I can't even put words to it.  Are the Producers serious?  The Greatest American Band Winners?  What a total disaster!!  How these losers could grace the stage of these talented hopefuls, not to mention Dolly Parton, is beyond me.  They were so bad they made me long for Constantine and Scott Savoll.

But Idol made up for that slip when we went back to Tennessee and saw how Phil Stacey, Bucky Covington and Mr. Bo Bice were doing.  A shout out to all, particularly Bo who added a touch of class to this competition in Season 4.  Not only that, he has raised great awareness about the epidemic of intestinal blockage.  It's good to see Bo is back on track and producing albums that don't sell too well.

Idol also gave me a little charge with the It's Tricky Ford Commercial.  It was certainly far better than last week and it was good to see our hopefuls getting active with some basketball, but come on now.  Does anyone think that fat ass Micheal Johns and pint-sized David A. can take on street tough basketball players without getting whooped?  That really required a suspension of disbelief.  But the coup de grace of the evening was Dolly Parton

She sang Jesus and Gravity from her new CD, Backwoods Barbie.  It was absolutely fantastic, but before she sang, I thought it was going to be about her boobs.  Instead, it was a spiritual ode to her strong believe in simple living.  What else explains why she looks so put together at 62 years-old.

After she performed, she graced us with her southern charms and joked that she would take Jesus and Idol could have Simon.  Simon laughed along and Dolly threw more of her common sense into the mix when she said "Simon tells the truth.  Someone's gotta do it."  God Bless her.

Our hopefuls and the judges also got more lame questions from America, but I want to send a shout out to a 52-year old bitch named Mary who asked Simon why he apologizes for telling the truth.  I'm glad someone finally said it and no one should have to bend to politically correct whims of losers and misfits who can't hack a little straight talk.

In the same vein, David Cook deserves a special shout out for not exploiting his visit to the hospital the other day.  Ryan gave him the chance to talk about it, but he downplayed it and didn't even mention his cancer-stricken brother.  America will appreciate that since no one likes those who play the victim and tries to exploit personal tragedy for personal gain.  How many times did John Edwards mention his dead son?  Not only that, his obnoxious wife probably made up that cancer diagnosis in order to stir up votes.  After all, what Doctor would ever say no the John Edwards?  When he was ambulance chasing, he even claimed to speak to a dead fetus before a jury in one of his junk science law suits.  Fortunately, not even the Democrats were stupid enough to fall for that used car salesmen routine.

Next week, Idol Gives Back will return in a star studded line-up that will once again raise millions for those in need.  I'm sure we will all cry like babies watching the tales of woe broadcasted.  Thus, America better give and help the less fortunate since we certainly can't rely on the Nanny State to do it.  They have spent 60 years with their left-wing social engineering and all we got in exchange is profound and disturbing conditions where the dispossessed have been enslaved in ghettos and prisons without hope or a good education.  Thankfully, the Fox Network will be putting an end to that legacy of failure as will John McCain when he is elected to carry on Bush's Third Term in 2008.

Until next week,

Maniac - - out