The Idol - America Hates a Streak More Than A Sleeve with a Broken Wing

After two insufferable weeks of having to listen to Beatles crap that was pimped by the Producers in order to show case their favorites, Carly Smithson and Michael Johns, America sent a message and it better be heeded.  Stop pushing music from the past by hackneyed cretins, two of whom are fortunately no longer with us with two more to go.  After Carly displayed her sleeve for America over and over again and then whined about her broken wing after her performance of Blackbird, America put her in the bottom three, which was a shocker at first.  But, when you look at it closely, it makes perfect sense.  America hates those who claim they are victims and want special privileges as a consequence. 

Carly's ploy on Tuesday night was brutally repudiated and when she was the first to be cast to the steel stools, rather than the plush velvet couch where the Mail Order Bride was safely ensconced along with the more deserving hopefuls like Brooke White, David Archuleta, David Cook and Jason Castro.  Unlike Italian-Americans who were exported to this country to work on railroads for the robber barrens of Corporate Amerika, this chunky Irish lass didn't suffer any potato famine.  She just wanted to see her name in lights and came to Hollywood looking for Paparazzi, but instead only found her tattoo-faced husband and a failed two million dollar record deal.  She better shape-up, cover that sleeve and change her attitude or she might end up in a firestorm sooner than may think about her hateful blabbering about her tough road in this Shining City on the Hill.

She almost sounded as disingenuous as the Schwarze Kennedy the other day when he tried to distance himself from his spiritual adviser and race-baiting mentor, Reverend Jeremiah Wright. He suggested that he didn't agree with Wright's Al Sharpton-like rhetoric, but he understood where the anger was coming from.  Why?  Because his life has been so hard for him as an Oreo where he attended Harvard Law School and owns a $1.6 million house, which was financed by one of his corrupt backers, Tony Rezko.

If anyone has the right to be angry, it is those who have to make their way in this country without the protection of quotas, affirmative action and overreaching civil rights laws that have left Italian-American riding at the back of the bus for way too long at the hands of the Leftist Elites who lavished his meaningless words with unjustified praise.  For someone who claims to transform race, he's done a very good of interjecting into the political dialog every time someone questions how a person who has spent all but five minutes in the Senate is qualified to be President.  Obama may think he is smarter than every one else with his jive talk, but he will soon find out that America doesn't want to be spat upon by the entitlement mentality of race-baiting poverty pimps of the Democrat Party.

As for Hillary, her qualifications are even more meager as noted by the Presidential papers released yesterday where it was indicated that she was basically scheduled for plastic surgery and manicures after she failed to socialize medicine and anointed Newt Gingrich as the Speaker of the House.  It was even noted that she was in the White House when her hubby was leaving spooge all over Monica's blue dress.  It makes you wonder whether she was involved in a three-way like the McGreevey's of New Jersey.  After all, if the Democrat Party isn't race baiting, the next best thing is sexual perversion.

But the Fox Network has done a great service to this country exposing all their lies and despite what Sean Penn thinks, the fair and balanced network is far from its end as it's a ratings juggernaut as a consequence of high level news and a simple little singing competition.  Indeed, the Man Who Beat Madonna was filming his tribute to Harvey Milk yesterday and noted that Sean Hannity was Rupert Murdoch's butt boy.  Why does the Left who professes to care about gay rights seem so free to use such aspersions when making their profound intellectual arguments?  Furthermore, if anyones career is at an end, it is Sean's.  Less Americans watched his last crappy film than those who saw the tribute to the Cuban health care system, Sicko. 

Unlike those anti-war films that no one cared about or Penn's left-wing garbage, more and more people are tuning into Idol and the Fox Network.  And last night, our country girl, Kellie Pickler, put the American back in Idol and erased any painful memories of having to deal with the music from a man that David Chapman dispensed with and did America a favor.  Our Pickle looked beautiful last night in her red dress and red high heels as she strutted around stage with her usual panache and charm.  Her breast implants were tasteful displayed, rather than squeezed together like Mexicans hiding in a car trunk trying to get over the border.

She certainly has come a long way from working at the Sonic on roller skates and fortunately the Hollywood handlers didn't transform her into a dreadful harlot like last year.  Her rendition of Red High Heels made us long for the days of Season 5 when that naughty little minx filled our homes with her story of heartbreak and struggle.  Didn't you love the video clips of Puck and Pickler?  Once again, Simon seemed enraptured by her when she fanned through the audience and sang to him suggestively like any good Christian girl.

It was certainly the highlight of the night and far better than that dreadful medley, which was one of the worst in Idol history.  America wants action, dancing and fanning in the audience.  Instead, we got what seemed like a funeral march through horrible ballads that no one cares about.  I also found it interesting that Amanda got no time to perform during the medley, which may have been the Producers tease as to what was to happen with the results.  

I have to admit I was shocked when Carly ended up in the bottom three, but Kristy was predictable.  However, to have Amanda get voted off while Isaac XL and Mail Order Bride make it to the top 10 just doesn't seem right.  Amanda certainly had her problems as a performer, but she was far better than the baggage handler and Tranny Danny's best friend.  As for Kristy, her looks saved her and perhaps her sub-par performance the other night.

I was also pleased that Sunshine was the first to be declared safe and it was fitting justice for those who were outraged by Randy's racist attacks on her performance the other night.  They even played a video clip of those comments again and my junior blogger rose from her chair and screamed, "Brooke knows she rocks the house.  Randy sucks and can go to hell!"  My such language from such a young child.  I can't imagine where she gets all that hostility from.

Brooke once again looked beautiful last night and I'm getting softer and softer on her as the competition progresses.  She is so much more human than the preprogrammed Giggles whose stage father has turned him into a puppet of his unrealistic expectations.  It's kind of sad, but at least we had the levity of the Ford Commercial, Should I Stay or Should I Go.

It was well done and certainly compensated for the medley, but I wonder if Fox is going soft on the Left.  Why else did they permit UFOs?  Have they been coalescing with Dennis Kucinich, another example of the Democrat Party's claim to intellectual superiority. But nothing would give me more pleasure than an invasion by space aliens that obliterated their intellectual gulags on the West and East Coasts.

The Left always presumes how stupid the rest of us are, but America isn't as dumb as you think as noted by some of the searingly penetrating question that were put forth by viewers last night.  For example, who cares what strip tease anthem Mail Order Bride puts on her ipod?  As for 49 year old Linda, do you really think Michael Johns has a thing for old lady like Ashton Kutcher?  Come on now.  On the other hand, I was disturbed and dismayed when Simon told Jessica of New Jersey that he wanted to lock lips with Paula once again. Doesn't he realize that Paula has more collagen in her lips than the chemicals that were dumped in Love Canal? 

Not only were we treated to America's questions, we saw a heart wrenching video of Elliott Yamin and Fantasia in Angola fighting Malaria with the money raised from Idol Gives Back.  Unlike the Democrat Party who steals our tax dollars so that people like Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton never have to hold real job or pay taxes, let alone file tax returns, they provide help do to those in need. When Fantasia sang Amazing Grace, it made me forget what she had done to her hair with that horrible dye job.  It was simply UGLY!!!

Who wouldn't name their baby after Elliott?  Why not inflict your kid with a name that almost guarantees that he would be clubbed to death like a baby seal in the school yard?  Kidding aside, Idol is performing a humane function to those in need, which only makes us cherish this competition even more, while we reject the false hope of the Left who want to empower the Nanny State at the expense of our freedom.

Amanda sang us out with that horrible Back in the U.S.S.R. but before the show closed Ryan announced the guest judges.  Neil Diamond!!  Are they kidding us?  America is not a big haired girl with long red nails who was raised in Long Island or New Jersey.  What an absolutely dreadful choice.  On the other hand, I can't wait for Dolly Pardon, a country music icon, not to mention Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.  Can't you just picture Giggles blowing out Memories?  However, it concerns me if Kristy remains in this competition at that point since I have no doubt that she will kill off any remaining hopes that Cats will return to Broadway.  Finally, Mariah Carrie is a total nutter and I can't wait to see her have a nervous breakdown again when she finds out that some of the hopefuls make her sound like nails on a chalkboard.

I'm not sure what the theme is for next week, but I'm sure glad it won't be another week of garbage and I can finally stop with all my shout outs to David Chapman.  We have now arrived at a crucial phase of the competition and those who will be joining the summer tour have been determined.  Unfortunately for Amanda, she will go back to performing on flat bed trucks.

But let this be a lesson for her.  No one in America wants to go back to the U.S.S.R., except that dullards of the Democrat Party.  Furthermore, how could we?  Didn't Ronald Reagan leave the Evil Empire on the ash heap of history over the strong objections of the Leftist Elites?  Wouldn't it be nice to beat a few of them to death with a piece of the Berlin Wall?  Dare to dream the impossible.

Until next week,

Maniac - - out

Comments

[Jason]

Two weeks of Beatles songs, instruments allowed, and nobody shreds While My Guitar Gently Weeps? Pathetic!

[Jason]

Here's how it's done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7sT1HRV2qU

[Maniac]

Jason: They missed out on doing a lot of classics, but if you ask me, no one should do the Beatles other than the Beatles, unless Kayne wants to do a rap version.

[Jason]

I would have paid good money to see one of them come out, get on the mic and just start saying "number nine, number 9" over and over again. How long of that would Simon be able to stomach? I would have also loved hearing any of them attempt Happiness is a Warm Gun or Yer Blues or Norwegian Wood. Best hiphop use of the Beatles was The Grey Album, which was Jay Z's Black album remixed with samples from the Beatles White Album. 99 Problems over Helter Skelter is just sick!

Also, did you see that YouTube vid? Prince just tears up that solo like nothing ever seen!

[Maniac]

I will have to check out the You Tube at home since the drones in Corporate Amerika block me from accessing the web site at work. Singing No 9 would have been such a tribute to the Beatles, not to mention Eliot Spitzer.

[Sunny]

Nice write up for such an angry VFTW visitor. I'd have thought you'd get along with that crowd somewhat better with your style of writing.
Cheers

[Maniac]

Sunny:

I guess those losers can't take the competition. Down with VFTW! May they rot in Hell!!!

[Sunny]

Comparing our National politics to American Idol curiously fits. Take for an example that smaltz-fest of a segment shown promoting Idols Give Back. That whole film clip smacked of such staged false sense of Utopia, rather like some of today's current candidates' rhetoric riding the campaign trail.

That whole, "I'm a 'godfather'!" moment with Elliot and the newborn baby, intended to be touching, hit me wrong. Perhaps Elliot was truly feeling the moment, but does or did he understand what he was saying or contributing to in this case?

It was such a badly scripted moment meant to sucker the viewers in, I felt my IQ drop 5 points watching it.

[Maniac]

Sunny,

Thanks for the shout out. And indeed Idol is a reflection of the current state of politics where everyone is out there trying to prove how beneficient they are, even though we know the minute they are elected they will be screwing us once again. As for Elliott, that seemed odd and inappropriate. What was he crying for? Is he really such egoist? Perhaps as he gets older and end up losing his music career, he will run for office like the Terminator and use this tape to show us how compassionate he is. Nauseating!!

Maniac

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[Maniac]

David:

Fuck you loser!! America hates a judgmental girly-man.

Maniac