America is going to be subjected to rants from the far-Radical Left and their race-baiting compatriots for casting Isaac XL out of this competition and placing Syesha Mercado in the bottom three. Not only that, the dreadlock adorned slacker was there as well. Even though Jason Castro is white, America could also be accused of hating a wigger since he's partial to black stylings with those dreads, not to mention his shiftless attitude. Can't you picture Sir Elton John going at it again?
As I'm sure you recall, Sir Elton attacked this competition in Season 3 as racist, but perhaps the Bloated British Buggerer should stick to analyzing his own country's short-comings, rather than focusing on the Shining City on the Hill. This country offers boundless opportunity to all and doesn't lionize a Nazi-sympathizing Royal Family, not to mention casts-off like Former Princess Diana who ignored her children and sought attention from the media, while bedding with the son of a crooked Arab arms merchant. She got exactly what she deserved and she's about as much of a people's Princess as Elton is a manly-man. How many people can afford $100,000 outfits, fancy jewelry and palaces?
The sequined Captain Fantastic is also embroiled in a fund-raising scandal that is being investigated by the FEC. Apparently, Fatso was planning to hold a fund raiser for Princess Pudge, Hillary, and that happens to be questionable since he's not an American citizen. First, they sell our national security to the Chinese for cash and now the Clinton's are buddying up with the British Poof community. I would wish that Elton got sent to prison, but he'd probably enjoy being passed down the cell block like a pack of cigarettes.
As for Hillary and her band of thieves, they are now targeting Pelosi for a hit by boycotting her fund raising. All this in-fighting couldn't happen to a nicer group of people. But the biggest outrage of it all is the overlooked story about the Schwarze Kennedy's spiritual mentor and "uncle." It has now been revealed that Reverend Wright is not only attacking White America, but Italians as well.
In a eulogy written in some low-rent rag called The Trumpet News Magazine, Wright wrote "(Jesus') enemies had their opinions . . . The Italians for the most part looked down their garlic noses at the Galileans." I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a garlic nose than a grill and some KFC. Of course, the MSM ignored this racist attack on Italians, but this cannot stand. How dare he attack such a rich and prominent culture.
When you think of great civilizations, the last place we look to is the housing projects of the inner-cities and Africa. On the other hand, Italians have provided us with great architecture, like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and the Renaissance. Who offers more to society? Snoop Doggy Dog or Botticelli? Italy has real holidays like Christmas, as opposed to the pretend Holiday's like Kwanzaa. Italians drive energy conserving Vespas, rather than gas guzzling Escalades with spinners. The Italian language is melodious and romantic, unlike the gutter talk of Ebonics, which is nothing but bad grammar.
Italians who came to this country didn't get guaranteed employment, affirmative action and welfare. We worked hard to raise above our station, despite the oppressive hand of the White Man trying to keep us down. What's Wright's excuse for the cultural and economic depravity of black-America? Deep in their psyche, they blame everyone and anything for their shortcomings. They are lazy, irresponsible, victims who God will punish for injecting this into the minds and hearts of America.
Why don't they continue burning down Korean Grocery store, instead of saving their money and starting their own? As for Obama, he can denounce Wright all he likes, but that doesn't excuse a 20 year affiliation. When you lay down with doggies, you wake up with fleas. And today, it is clearer than ever that Obama needs a flea collar.
American Idol, on the other hand, needs a diamond studded collar for offering us a fantastic show last night with one of the best medley's of the season. The dancing was outrageous and the song choice was inspired. Who doesn't love being reminded of the Brady Bunch?
The hopefuls worked well together as a team and made America long for the concert tour. The Democrats, on the other hand, continue their feuding as they squander any chance of recapturing the White House and installing a fool who will lay down our defenses and meet with Iranians and other thugs as they plan our slaughter.
The Ford Commercial used the Cheap Trick song, I Want You to Want Me, and was more high tech this week. I personally didn't like it since our hopefuls were faceless throughout and it was too short. Speaking of cheap tricks, I want to be the first to nominate Hillary for a Purple Heart now that we know of her heroism in the face of battle. I know the Left loves to talk about how Kerry was Swift-boated, but it was more than fair, as it is in this case, since both of them have been proven to be shameless opportunists who claim to be military heroes, rather than anti-American treasonous dogs. Thank you John O'Neill for the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
As for Hillary's junior cheap trick, she can go to hell as well. No one would care that her dirt bag father was getting hummers from someone about the same age as her if he hadn't foisted himself in the public arena. So when the Clinton machine pimps out their ugly daughter, Chelsea, she shouldn't act so flabbergasted when someone asked her how her mother dealt with the Lewinsky matter as she did the other day when a Clinton supporter, Evan Strange, asked her a question about it. Should it surprise us that someone with that last name would support these pond scum, pardon pimping, murderous, race baiting crooks?
If Hillary had any class or dignity, she would drop out of the Presidential race and follow Kimberly Locke's path. Kimberly lost 40 pounds and looked great last night. A shout out to her for dropping out of law school and following the path less chosen. Let's also hope that Kimberly's restaurant in Westchester, Croton Creek, does well since her performance was just all right. Her new single, Fall, just doesn't have the magic of someone like Paula Abdul who will performing live on the Today Show on April 25. That is going to be so rich watching her make a fool of herself on national television. But, when you think about it, that will be no different than every Tuesday and Wednesday nights as she slurs through her commentary on Idol.
Unlike Paula, Idol is deadly serious about helping others even here in America as indicated last night when Ryan let us know that the $76 million that Idol Gives Back raised was spent alleviating poverty in America with after-school programs, medical care, literacy training and disaster relief. Should it surprise us that Fox is more efficient with our money than FEMA? On the other hand, it was shown yesterday that the Schwarze Kennedy barely donated 2% of his income to charity even though he earned in the top 1% of all income brackets. Of course, most of his donations went to his racist church in Chicago. Instead of promising to raise taxes on hard working Americans, why doesn't he put his money where his blue lipped mouth is?
America once again got to ask questions on Idol and no one dodges and weaves like the left-wing liars, except for perhaps Giggles. When 22 year-old Nicole asked him why he chose that dreadful song the other night, he insisted it was his choice. I'm sure if he said otherwise, Daddy dearest would have beaten him to a bloody pulp with a wire hanger, but America could see through that flim-flam. I also loved Simon's response to Ari who asked what she needed to do to get Ryan's job and Simon advised her to have no talent. America loved that and laughed, but then got a bit of shocker when Brooke told Caitlin that she wouldn't mind doing a duet with John Mayer.
I'll give Sunshine a pass for that, but you'd think she could come up with someone less lame than Mayer. His anti-war song and poor taste in dates should cause someone of Sunshine's stature to shun him like a bad rash. But I guess better Mayer than Richie Sambora, who was arrested for DUI yesterday with his 10-year old daughter in the car, along with his latest slut de jour. First Denise Richard who even makes Charlie Sheen seem sympathetic, and now this. Now wonder, Reverend Wright can get away with attacking Italians with impunity.
In the end, America got it right last night, with the exception of Syesha who should have been safe. The Mail Order Bride was far worse and Syesha shouldn't have to experience White America's wrath just because Barack Obama hangs around with racists, while pretending to be a racial healer. As for Marley Au Lait, he got what he deserved and he better stop slacking off and taking this competition seriously
Good riddance and good bye to Chikezie and welcome Dolly Pardon who will be the guest mentor next week. With Dolly at the helm of this competition, David A's father will not be able to get in his way when choosing a song And if the stage father dares to cross Dolly, she will knock him sideways to Sundays with her ample and shapely instruments. Dolly may seem sweet, but I got a funny feeling you don't mess with her. She could even take out Madonna now that she has a British accent.
Until next, I won't be back, but I wait patiently for our hopefuls to tackle country songs. It should prove to be a spectacular evening.
Maniac - - out